BluebellFlora Gets Proof Of EA Customer Services & Simgurus’ Incompetence Handed To Her On A Plate – By EA!

Now, for our 3000th post, we’ve got a real treat for you – one with sauce and a flake!

It’s one of those ‘you couldn’t make it up!’ moment. Rereading it, it still seems unbelieveable.

The tale starts over at BluebellFlora’s Blog, where she’d been fuming over the twats coping her Mac help thread without accreditation as you will recall.

Then she noticed something strange in her case file with EA customer services…

It appeared that the EA customer services lot had accidentally included her into their private internal conversation regarding a certain EA forum issued she’d asked them about more in hope than expectation back in January (when of course she and EA were a little preoccupied with a certain American-Israeli twat)

BluebellFlora did not reveal whether they had performed a quickening or the Torah Rah (as a Mac user, she’d be unable to do so anyway without breaking the Apple TOS and having the Geniuses breaking into her home to turn her into a Human CentiPad). She did however reveal how it all panned out.

Are you ready to sing a Simming song children? A-one, a-two, a-three…

♫ One Rep went to ban, went to ban a Sesert.♪

♪One Rep, two Reps, three Reps and a Sims Community Manager Twat (woof!), went to ban a Sesert…♫

♫ Four reps went to ban, went to ban a Sesert.♪

♪ Four Reps, three Reps, two Reps, one Rep and a Sims Community Manager Twat (woof!), went to ban a Sesert…♫

♫ Five reps went to ban, went to ban a Sesert.♪

♪ Five Reps, four Reps, three Reps, two Reps, one Rep and a Sims Community Manager Twat (woof!), went to ban a Sesert…♫

(You’re all singing along to this by now, aren’t you?)

♫ Six reps went to ban, went to ban a Sesert.♪

♪ One Rep, two Reps, three Reps, four Reps, five Reps, six Reps – whoops now! – seven reps and a Sims Community Manager Twat (woof!), went to ban a Sesert…♫

♫ Seven reps went to ban, went to ban a Sesert.♪

♪ One Rep, two Reps, three Reps, four Reps, five Reps, six Reps, seven reps and a Sims Community Manager Twat (woof!), found-that-they-couldn’t-and-so-instead went to pretend to ban a Sesert…♫

Is that song now boring the tits off you children? Shall we try a new one?

♫ Seven EA Reps balancing, step by step on a crock of shit ♪

♪ They thought it was such a wonderful stunt, that they called for another SimGuru heffalump! ♫

Did we say ‘Simguru’? But that can’t be true! All the ‘experts’ in Ideas And Feedback have said that The Mare’s Nest are lying saying that Simgurus are completely separate to Customer Services and have nothing to do with them!

Time for your big dose of Pwned medicine, kiddies!

‘I have logged in with my Simguru account.’

Caught out – as we’ve been saying since 2009.

What followed confirmed what a shower of incompetent clueless muppets these people truly are, as if forwarding their conversation to BluebellFlora in the first place wasn’t enough.

‘She doesn’t say what the new account names are for this troll’?!?!?!?!?!

Are you having a laugh? Scroll back up to the message of Wednesday 12th January 2012 at 4.56pm and there’s a whole bloody list of names BluebellFlora had sent on to you by EA Rep 1!

But now on Thursday 12th January at 4.11pm, you’re saying she hasn’t?! And they’re wondering why people got just a little bit cynical at their capabilities to stop Sesert34 when they couldn’t find their arses in the bath?

How the hell do people like this manage to get employed at EA? Was it by sending a coupon and twenty Mars Bar wrappers off to EA’s HQ?

Time for another new song kiddies.

♫ BluebellFlora needs a hero – a Customer Relations Hero before the morning light!♪

♪ He’s gotta be cool, and he’s gotta be strong, and he’s bound to be thick as shite! ♫

You couldn’t make this stuff up if you tried! They haven’t any idea what they’re doing, but at least they’ve got some groovy job titles. Customer Relations Heroes indeed!

♫ BluebellFlora reach out! Reach out for meeeeee! ♪

♪ I’ll be there, to fob off and flannel you! ♫

♫ I’ll be there, though I ain’t got a f**king clue!♪

(‘C’mon ya’ll – put your hands together!’)

Well they reached out to her, but did they fix the problem?

Did they hell!

As BluebellFlora put it:

‘EA’s answer was to revamp the My Pages so they were even more open to abuse. It’s still as easy as ever to set up a new account, no new measures have been introduced.

And all those user names which they got rid of? They’re still there, just with settings set to private.’

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