Zieniet’s Underdog Motorcycle Club – Bikers In Denial!

Okay, okay, we’ll run this one by you, now we’re finally stopped being in tears of laughter about it.

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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?

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Beginning to suspect it yet?

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He’s meant to be a big tough macho biker. And he’s drinking cocktails.

HE – IS – DRINKING – FREAKING – COCKTAILS!

FROM A COCKTAIL GLASS AT THAT!

And he’s got an incredibly stupid beardlet.

It’s gets worse.

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Oooo, you’re so cool yet hard and scary – here’s my lunch money!

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But you ain’t seen nothing yet!

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A Mad Twatter from Skins and a Vaas Montenegro copy – now you are just getting too obvious, although not as obvious as:

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Okay, now have you been thinking what we’re thinking?

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Swett plumbobbing tapdancing Gregorina, he couldn’t have been more obvious if he tried!

We’d have guessed it even if he’s only included that Vaas Montenegro copycat – you know, that character from Far Cry 3 winning the award for the biggest ‘male homosexual acting like macho edgy psychopath as over-compensation for suicidal self-loathing over own sexuality’ stereotype of all time.

But the rest of that Blue Oyster Bar/Tom Of Finland lot seriously overegged this cake.

Speaking of the Blue Oyster Bar…

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‘Hey barman, round of cocktails for the boys, and get the f**king widescreen switched onto the cable channel for My Little Pony for the bros!’

Criminal gang? Yeah right!

Well, they might be another sort of bandit…

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Everyone hide! They’re riding to your town to pound butt –  er, we mean kick butt!

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Don’t worry – we’ve got it covered.

Take ’em down, Big Gay Al – the only ass they deserve is Whoop-Ass!

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P.S. Boy did this story run! Read what happened next here.

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