Eye Of Newt, Wing Of Bat, Load Of Bollocks

Those of you whom have been around the World section on the EA forum of late will have noticed EswenRaedself, and perhaps been hearing warning pings from your bumnuggetometers after her bizarre behaviour back in April towards Rflong7/13.

Since then we’ve been watching her and getting rather more worried that something was going to brew from that direction in what has normally been one of the more sedate parts of the EA forum.

Sure enough…

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manul says meh

Right, so you have a big name game studio contract – which somehow means you cannot share your Sims 3 content.

Mmmm, nothing quite like a freshly roasted cup of Utter Bullshit, is there?!

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Rflong7/13, really! We’re disappointed that you of all people should fall for this baloney seller.

And you too Writin_Reg… dear oh dear oh dear!

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facepalmhy2  slaplol

At least she didn’t try to sell her some Cherokee Hair Tampons.

Anyone who talks about ‘a great and famous spiritual teacher’ and ‘Transcendental medication’ in the same sentence is clearly trying to sell everyone a load of rocking horse shit. For those of you needing reminded about the transcendental medication charletans, here’s a good one that Rflong7/13 ought to remember:

The transcendental meditation tossers were the bumnuggets behind the so-called Natural Law Party, which abused election rules in democracies in various nations to acquire a free advertising leaflet drop for their beliefs that the world’s ills would be cured if we all turned into human space hoppers and lied that we could levitate if we achieved ‘bubbling bliss’ through meditation (only in Sims 3, dear!) – the result being many smaller legitimate political parties suffered as election rules were tightened up and in some places the free mail drop withdrawn to stop a plague of copycats doing the same for their own corporate agendas.

Twenty four hours later, and the truth came out as to her withdrawal of her Simming creativity – a fall out with her besties over at Build Sims.

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facepalmhy2  shakehead

Let’s put EswenRaedself’s claims into sharp perspective: one moment she’s pulling her worlds because of the supposed exclusive game’s studio contract, the next it’s because her besties have been plagerising her worlds. You can’t have it both ways.

And this isn’t the first time she’s played the plagerism card with threats of mumbo jumbo to those she claims have ‘crossed her’:

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‘The idiot who tried to steal my identity is no longer speaking coherently a la Dorene “the Hue” Virtue. Pays to be evil most of the time.’

Oh, and you have Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder on account of a home invasion which has led you to practice dark witchcraft.

Right.

Sure you wouldn’t like to add in that you have Asperger’s as well – that’s popular too. Oh, and say it made you transgendered as well, that one’s real in vogue this year!

If this sounds snide, it’s because EswenRaedself is a pathetic attention whoring piece of work who deserves all the contempt she earns.

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Last year, a Simmer called KayPapagei posted up her latest attempt at making a world, which received the following shitty remarks:

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Rflong7/13 stepped in on KayPapagei’s behalf:

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Then this trolling arsebucket’s remarks became downright sinister:

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Whoa! Trying to make out she knew where KayPapagei lived!

As more came on to defend Kay such as SneakFeline0…

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… so EswenRaedself’s personal attacks became more pathetic and childish.

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wanker  facepalmhy2

And was roundly shunned by the rest for her trouble for the attention seeking troll she was.

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And so it has continued ever since, every thread she’s on she’s trying to pick fights and bum herself up as a bigger deal than she is:

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‘I belong to an elite group myself, in fact, of world builders who provide value to EA…’

manul says bwahahahahah

Face it folks, this sorry loser is a serial fantasist and chronic bullshitter, the latest in that long line of Walter Mittys the EA forum attracts bumming themselves up and putting everyone else down to mask their real life failings – and if she was that great at dark witchcraft as she claims, she’d have been able to hocus pocus herself into her dream job long before now.

But our guess is the only black magic she’s familiar with is stuffing her face with a box of them whilst watching her box set of Charmed. Ignore this braggart and wannabe bully for the bumnugget she is.

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