The Wicked Witch Slayed By The Blizzardian Of CAWs (And Some Ruby Slip Ups)

Apologies that we never really showed you all the best funny bits from EswenRaedself’s supermarket trolley crash in our post of a few days back – that post was getting long enough, and we felt the best funny bits deserved a post of their own.

Blizzardian had attempted from the outset to calm matters down, pointing out that throwing random insults at members is not any way of gaining sympathy to your complaint:

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But EswenRaedself was not in any mood to be behaving like a grown up when there’s a world record for dummy spitting to be broken – unfortunately for her, Blizzardian proved more than capable of hanging her by her own pretentions:

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‘I’m a practicing witch and I saw ahead of time what’s going on.’

‘Seems like your witchcraft didn’t come with clairvoyance. What a shame.’

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As Michele1313M said, behaving like this is less likely to intimidate forum members (except for the more superstitious or younger ones) as EswenRaedself is hoping and more makes for great entertainment for those watching it – equally some may find such behaviour cringeworthy to watch, especially in a grown woman.

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DijanaMenatas also picked up on the point that for many practicing pagans and Wiccans, EswenRaedself’s continued satantic references about her alleged witchcraft is as offensive as someone saying Islam is all about jihading infidels or Christianity all about starting genocidal wars over interpretations of doctine.

At least she could see the funny side to EswenRaedself’s bumnuggetry:

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You have to admit though DijanaMenatas, the cause of blonde witches hasn’t exactly been helped down the years…

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Does Luna Lovegood (right) look like something from Sgt Pepper here or what?

Oh, and for the benefit of those on the World Explorers thread, one from more your eras…

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wiggle tongue  wiggle tongue

Back to the story: Fuzzyslipers45 came into the ongoing thread wondering whether the EA forum now had its own End Of The Pier Show season starting:

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‘Fraid not DijanaMenatas, this wannabe bad witch really is as old as she claims:

Time for us to mutter our own magic spell – Hickory Dickory DOX!

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And before anyone gets all prissy pants about posting a web page with her photo on it – she did the same over at The Sims Resource last year when spamming her wares.

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But if you want the real low down on this fantasist, get a load of her LinkedIn page – which for the kiddies out there is what the grown ups put themselves on in the hope of being headhunted for an exciting new job (which is where the theory falls to the ground…) – in reality it’s all about people trying to bum themselves up in the hope all the people they hated at school will be jealous.

Be prepared to be incredible WTFed…

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‘Ayelid Destroyer’ … she puts playing Oblivion at a local community college on her online résumé?

It gets worse:

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Putting your CAW building down in her résumé is bad enough – ‘my work displays an integrated approach to world design that includes varying townships/areas’ (what next, when applying for a job in senior management saying you were Thane of nine holds in Skyrim?)? –  but ‘Sims 2 Expert Supremo’? Smack down on Oblivion and Fallout 3 but not New Vegas’ ?

Ladies, gentlemen and those that haven’t quite made up their minds today, we are calling shenanigans on anything this – ahem! – person has to say ever again. We wouldn’t even trust her to tell us the correct time.

Have yourself a free upgrade from hare brained bumnugget to premium arsebucket – you’ve earned sticking that one on your CV as well, you bloody Walter Mitty.

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