Meliz_1998 And The Alonso Legacy: Incredibly Sick, Or Merely Run-Of-The-Mill Stupid?

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There appears to be a run of ‘oh the huge manatees’ around the Dimblr world right now – for once not over a fellow Dimblr, but over a new Live Journal blog (yes, such things still happen!).

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Before we go any further, it is perhaps important to put matters into the context of the blog itself and the person running it- something none of the current handwringers have bothered to do.

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The protagonist is one Morgan Alexander, a school senior and Jesus freak (at least in theory…) from North Carolina. We say ‘in theory’ because where social media is concerned you’d run swiftly out of fingers when it comes counting the number of American teens proclaiming their love of Jesus in blogs that are about as removed from anything remotely civil – let alone Christian. However from what we’ve found, she doesn’t appear to be any sort of fruitcake – in fact, about as common or garden as it gets.

As to her new legacy blog started in July (for Sims 4 – bleeeugh!), those familiar with the much missed Rotten Legacy will be familiar with the irreverent style where the fourth wall is regularly broken – usually with the Simmie arguing with the blogger – and matters less resembling a soap opera or ‘Friends’ as some of the more acidic old comedies such as ‘Married With Children’.

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It centres around Noemi Alonso, less a yummy mummy and more a scummy mummy, having the child care skills of King Herod and not being even interested in men for any other reason than to get herself knocked up for the sake of the legacy.

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The formula in the three episodes up until now have been pretty routine – Noemi being knocked up by the latest Unsuitable Suitor Of The Week .

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That she keeps telling them she has herpes and they don’t seem to care lets you know the quality of the sperm donors in question.

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Once she’s been serviced, that’s the end of the relationship.

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To be honest, outside of Noemi the rest of the legacy has provided about as much substance as a hologram, her kids being of little interest to us as to their mum.

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However, matters have taken a decidedly dubious turn over the latest episode, where the new sperm donor of the week wants to be a father to her existing kids.

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Sure enough, he appears to be rather focussed on being an active father to the kids.

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A little too focussed as it happened…

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If you’re wanting to make a legacy around acid wit and edgy humour, when you start using The Wicked Step Parent (combined with Stupid/Uncaring Natural Parent who won’t listen to their children) trope to this sort of line, you had really better know what you’re doing…

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… which by the look of it, this bumnugget doesn’t.

The above is the part where if you cross a line like that – especially with Ashleigh doing a complete about turn and saying he liked being abused – you’d better have a bloody incredible Mark Twain Prize winning punchline at the end of all this, or you’re being one completely sick bastard of the highest order.

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Okaaaaay, now this bit here is the point of no return – wrong on just about every level imaginable.

Is this the old ‘you are gay because you were molested as a child’ bullshit? Or is this all to be part of some tedious coming out of the closet – because if so, it’s still downright bloody sick, because Ashleigh is still a child, and sexualising children – even one that’s merely a bunch of digital pixels – is unacceptable in any context.

As for the ‘punchline’ to all this…

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It turned out he was bisexual all along and that Noemi was willing to forgive him for being a kiddie fiddler but not for two timing her. When you do a legacy or any sort of Simming story, if you don’t create sympathy for your titular character, you cannot expect any sort of sympathy from your audience – and ours for this Noemi Alonso is less than zero.

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We don’t care if this was supposed to be some sort of turning of the story from Noemi being the worst mother in the world to looking after her three kids properly. This isn’t a plot twist, it’s simply twisted.

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As for Ashleigh having ‘a sexual awakening’ … he’s a child you bloody sick freak!

Okay Meliz_1998, granted you’re still in school, so we’ll make some allowances for your freaking arsebucketry here, but you ought to still have enough common sense to know where you’re crossing the line into being a real sicko, and you did that with plenty to spare.

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