TheSikiSass Should Be So Unlucky, Lucky, Lucky, Lucky…

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The robber was caught once every three times? Hey, stop moaning, that’s a better result rate than you usually get with the fuzz!

(By the way, for the benefit of our American readers, ‘the fuzz’ is a nickname for the police, not pubic hair)

You don’t expect the local burglars to rob the rich, do you? They have alarms and guard dogs and butlers with machine guns (okay, we made up the last bit but it would be great if they did? It could give some purpose to Bonehilda other than making your skin crawl).

That said, ThuggishSplicer doesn’t rate the woof-woofs much as a crime deterrant:

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The bottom line is it’s the law of the jungle, TheSikiSass, and you’d better find your inner tiger.

As opposed to Bubbles_19 finding her inner cheetah…

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We hope for your sake your ingame’s insurance company isn’t reading this, or your Simmie’s gonna be doing some mega jail-time for claims fraud!

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