Spookyscones Is Gone With The Wind

spookyscones in november

Okay, Miss Know It All, answer this one then – why is it farting in the bath makes said fart twenty times smellier than if done without a tonne of water to mask it (in theory). Answer that one and we’ll nominate you for this year’s Nobel Prize.

That said, there could be a very good reason if Spookyscones is doing her eighteen a day, and it’s all down to her six a day…

spookyscones in november 1

Yes we said six a day, not five a day…

spookyscones in november 2

Remember calorie counters, one spider contains as much roughage as a wholemeal loaf and enough fart energy for Britain to reach its renewable energies requirements by 2020!

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