‘We Beg Your Pardon, Sims 4 Never Promised Phreakindee A Rose Garden…’

Before we forget to post this again…

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Stiff er we mean stuff pack number six for Sims 4, and Lazy Game Reviews tears it a new one in under five minutes. That even Phreakindee can’t find enough material for his routine ten minutes out of this says it all.

There’s not three hearty cheers here, because all you’re getting is one hardy chair to have tonsil hockey with Hannah, Sharkloverplayer!

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‘Oh Jeff!’

‘Oh Hannah!’

Oh your numb bums from sitting on that stone bench!

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The stuff is lame – what little there is – and even the product blurb is lame – as Phreakindee puts it, ‘they’re not even trying anymore’.

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With the new Wishing Well, Simmies can have all their dreams come true if they can show the spirit of the Well that they can fart hard enough to levitate.

The Well’s just about the only part he’s impressed with – even if most of the time the outcomes are negative for your Simmies, and therefore hardly likely to encourage usage.

Now you would think for a pack called Romantic Garden, there would be lots of foliage to choose from.

Nope.

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♫ How many brand now flowers can you find in a Sims 4 Romantic Garden? ♪

♪ Just five and two bushes – for that EA pushes for your sawbuck, ‘we beg your pardon?!?’ ♫

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♫ You’ll look for new terrain in vain, the new clothing just the same as the crap from the Sims 3 70’s pack. ♪

♪ It’s not good, it’s no hit, ♫
♫ It’s a steaming pile of shit, ♪
♪ is the Sims 4 Romantic Garden.

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