xXFeatherWingXx Wants More Pussy In Her Sims 3 (And God Bless You Martha Powers!)

Some days the titles just write themselves…

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Okay, OKBlondee7 – you really don’t know what a cattery is? Straight face there?

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Neither for that matter did Surreal and Misty-BSIRegina, but some people took it too far…

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And that’s quite enough from you KevinL5275 and Charlottesmom, this is a family show!

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Mastressalita was on paw, er we mean hand to give definition to the conversation:

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And since her Simming blog is a WordPress blog, we are morally obliged to give her a three pin if British Isles and two pin if European Johnny Foreigner

And yes, it’s heaps and heaps of Sims 3 kitty squee porn, but some of the jokes in the text are good – our favourite moment was when one of her cats Shadow looked like it was trying to catch its own plumbob…

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Could have been worse Misty-BSIRegina, KevinL5275 and Charlottesmom probably thought it was for the whoring of cats!

Whilst DW4518 wondered about having a cat cafe, Karritz explained their uses for Bruces and Sheilas to go visiting their whinging Pommie relatives:

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Of course, they could also – like some of one of the Mare’s Nest‘s team’s neighbours do (or rather did) – get someone to look after the cats whilst they’re away on holiday.

Of course, there’s the not-so-slight risk that they’ll return to find their cat is now criminally insane after being subjected to a rigerous regime of ping-pong balls, must be chased red laser dots and of course the dreaded Happy Sock.

(The approved Mare’s Nest/Jazz Hands version consists of three bags worth of industrial strength catnip – and no stuffing. At all. Just so you know.)

What is a happy sock? It’s what you get when you fill a stuffed sock with catnip, tie a knot on the end, and give it to the nearest unsuspecting moggy. From placid family pet to drug crazed feline in one easy lesson.

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However, we take our hats off to Martha Powers of Fairfax (Virginia), the founder of Operation Happy Sock, who encourages people to make use of any odd socks that people may have and make them a whole lot odder for the little purr monsters in shelters.

She’s even managed to get Girl Scout troops across the USA over the last decade to make thousands and thousands of happy socks at a time instead of plying their evil trade of pushing diet busting cookies on the fattest population on the planet.

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Look at it – every single plastic sack meaning thousands and thousands of bored cats will be getting stoned out of their tiny little minds on Moggy Dope!

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It’s not every day that you encounter a true, All American patriot (puts on vinyl ‘Stars and Stripes’ in the background…), but by plumbob, that woman… her selfless sacrifice… it just (sob!) touches something deep inside us (kicks record player when it sticks yet again…) … what she’s doing for your country is … simply, awe inspiring…

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