Switch-Cloverstardropper Stops Making Sense

Be prepared for a very bizarre post indeed.

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From unable to perv over game to perv in the blink of an eye:

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You find Harvey in Stardew Valley hot?

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Is there anything else Switch is doing in their games other than looking for suitable knock up candidates amongst the male characters?

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Yeah, real fishing should be like Animal Crossing: New Leaf – complete with crappy puns for each fish (‘I’ve caught a cod! Ain’t I the lucky sod!’).

Speaking of fish – did you know we’re no longer to call it such when it is for consumption?

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Yes, it’s ‘ocean meat’ now.

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Clean out your registry for redundant entries then. Or better still beg forgiveness to the Gods for your wickedness in uninstalling the One True Antivirus Software.

The next post we think was sponsored by Bookygirl:

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We’re blaming all this lunacy on the outbreak of David Byrne pics on Switch’s Silliness of late:

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So Switchy has become interested in Talking Heads during the ‘Stop Making Sense’ tour? You can tell she’s not got long before moving into uni student life, can’t you?

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