EA Plays The Gender Bender Card Again To Boost Interest In The Glitterturd – Only For Them To Make A Total Tit Of It!

We’ll say it. Even if everyone else is too cowardly to.

Simguru Gemima Puddleduck came out to barf to anyone who cared about the new updates to the game along with the usual slither of half-arsed repairs that once upon a time could at least be relied upon to be fixed properly afterwards by the mighty Twallan: sadly for the Sims 4 moronista, all the Kraft dinners in the world won’t get Igazor or the rest of NRaas Industries to touch the Glitterturd with a barge pole.

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So only a few weeks after Graham Nardone’s bullshit talk, whoops we mean bullish talk about how well Sims 4 is doing, all of a sudden EA has decided to suck up to the rainbow brigade in a desperate search for friends of convenience again.

They seem to have gone to pretty great lengths to emphasise this:

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There was also some of that sparkling Simguru humour to contend with.

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Oh, our aching sides with mirth.

And as per usual, those whose IQs we could beat with one dart lapped it all up:

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shakehead  shakehead

Simple question – if the Simguru bumnuggets really cared a shit about trannies, why didn’t they put this option in when the game first came out?

After all, they supposedly had lots of time to decide to put this in through the supposedly lengthy gestation period for Sims 4.

Of course, we all know that Sims 4 was merely recycled binned code for a mobile game, but there was still enough time for them to get the game coded to allow for clothing items to be able to fit male or female Simmies – yes?

Face it, this was a cheap stunt by a failing game to buy friends with a feeble play for the Pink Pound, and the cynicism of the deed should be getting roundly condemned by the very ones falling over themselves to praise it – who in doing so, are only proving to EA how correct their judgement was in considering certain groups of gamers to be shallower than an ant’s paddling pool.

Moreover, it appears the new trannie-friendly CAS now has a whole new slew of bugs to go with their expanded wardrobes:

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How apt that once again it’s all gone tits up for EA with the Glitterturd!

slaplol  point

manul says the fail that keeps on failing

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