Because Every Little Girl Wants To Be A Hot Dog Princess…

Sims 3 has a lot to answer for, or does it?

inside every princess there's a hot dog waiting to get out

The article in question?

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Slow news week, eh, BuzzFeed? Anyone would think that Muhammed Ali hadn’t just died and a major terrorist plot against the European Championship of soccer hadn’t been just been thwarted.

This however was met with universal acclaim:

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Your ‘spirit animal’, Simasaurus09 and Katnip?

yewot  yewot

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Shush, Rflong7/13, or they’ll be calling you names over at Sim Shitehawks again about your ‘negativity’!

wiggle tongue  wiggle tongue

In any case, we think the child did it because she’s a Discordian (aka. the Cult of Eris) – if that picture was taken on a Friday, you’ll know we are right.

chao

Fnord!

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