Because Every Little Girl Wants To Be A Hot Dog Princess…
Sims 3 has a lot to answer for, or does it?
The article in question?
Slow news week, eh, BuzzFeed? Anyone would think that Muhammed Ali hadn’t just died and a major terrorist plot against the European Championship of soccer hadn’t been just been thwarted.
This however was met with universal acclaim:
Your ‘spirit animal’, Simasaurus09 and Katnip?
Shush, Rflong7/13, or they’ll be calling you names over at Sim Shitehawks again about your ‘negativity’!
In any case, we think the child did it because she’s a Discordian (aka. the Cult of Eris) – if that picture was taken on a Friday, you’ll know we are right.