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What? American kids getting maths final tests on stuff they never did in class? Nice to see you’re catching up with the British way of doing things at last!

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She has however found the perfect drink to get her through those exams: maximising brain power and stamina: forget Red Bull, this is the energy drink the kids say it’s at:

switch finds radioactive sprite

Radioactive Sprite.

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With Switch’s time at school drawing to a close, The Supreme Crabbiness was wondering what yearbook quote they would choose to be their epitaph:

switch's senior quote

That makes utterly no sense.

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So here’s a budgie with a cotton bud on its head.

We blame it on her local environment:

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What makes perfect sense is the answer to the following:

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According to Haily Farber, what people enjoy about almonds and almond products is the way it masks the taste of cyanide when you’re poisoning the f**kers.

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We hereby grant the right for you to murder the person who came out with that joke.

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We’d be freaked out by someone called Mr Meaty coming on to us late at night too!

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Now for something a little more disturbing.

switch's spooky screen

It’s probably nothing to worry about:

That said, we wouldn’t fancy any psychotic supernatural being’s chances when Switch is now packing some pretty formidable hand weaponry…

switch's spooky nails

Switch now spends her weekends slashing f**k out of 80s slasher horror characters and playing a mean armónico down at the Buena Vista Social Club every third Friday.

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Oh, and drawing. No, we can’t fathom how anyone can manage it either with those talons!

Now for something even weirder:

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You’ve heard of the Comfy Chair. Well that’s the Soggy Chair.

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