Marezy Posts The NRaaszy Posts ‘Bout Littlelamsy’s Crises (And Sarah_Sims Poems Too – Wouldn’t You?)

What is the difference between asking a tech question on Nraas Industries and the EA forum? Bugger all – it’s still going to be Igazor that answers it first!

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And lo! by way of confirmation comes the following little lamb’s tale when Littlelamsy was feeling sheepish after some wooly thinking caused her to switch off her computer when trying to do an update, having an adverse effect on her Simming.

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‘What’s this, young lamb?’ Igazor the Policeman said. ‘Shutting down in the middle of an system update is computing without due care and attention. If you do that again, I’ll be taking your names and addresses!’

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LittleLambsy did her little best, but to no avail in finding the mint sauce of her problems.

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Luckily before she got into any more trouble on the NRaas Industries forum after confessing to her baaa-d behaviour, Sarah_Sims was able to save the day:

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So it was Littlelambsy’s game was back up and running. Now all was well, later on that day she was the special guest of honour at Igazor and Sarah_Sims Sunday lunch:

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For those of you not getting some of the obscure gags in the above, there used to be a famous (and much lampooned) children’s storybook and television character called Larry the Lamb.

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‘No animals were harmed’? How brain-dead would anyone have to be to fail to realise only stop motion puppets were involved in this crap? But no, for export to North America that sticker had to be put on the front of VHS cassettes.

Larry was a lickspittle class traitor who lived in Toytown where all the other characters were caricatures of their professions: the egocentric fat bumbling Mayor, the avaricious curmudgeonly penny pinching Grocer, and the officious policeman Ernest whose most dreaded sanction against wrong doers (usually Larry) was to take their names and addresses for his notebook. Quite why Larry shat his wool so much at the merest threat of this is anyone’s guess, unless it meant that Ernest and the Mayor would be around at Larry’s later for a different sort of spit-roast to the sort normally done with lamb.

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Despite being on the go since the 1920s, the series continued with all it’s subtle innuendos lost to most of the public, until Larry was caught out by the tabloid press in a sleezy hotel room indulging in auto-erotic asphyxia.

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His light entertainment career in tatters, subsequently he became a Conservative MP on the Eurosceptic pro-capital punishment wing of the party. Well, it goes with the territory…

You can still get old Larry The Lamb mechandise as highly prized collectibles, such as toys…

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In reality, children only found the Sliderama to be ‘exciting’ by drawing crude genitalia on the spare slides and swapping them over with those for the vicar’s planned Women’s Institute presentation that afternoon…

Books:

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Even board games:

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Race game? And he’s doing the Hitler salute! DELETE KEY, HIT THE BLOODY DELETE KEY!

Erm, moving swiftly on, perhaps we ought to also explain who this very helpful Sarah_Sims is.

Many may remember her by her old Simming world name of RoseDawson5555, which she changed in memorable fashion over at Mod The Sims after appealing to Leefish in prose:

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Despite her success, we suspect both she would rather have not read about it oozing all over Smop95, thank you very much and goodnight!

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She’s also to be found over on Dumblr where she had space dedicated to her Simming activities, which appear somewhat confused right now:

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You’re having Christmas on 18th July?!

Mind you, at least part of it is true to the Christmas spirit…

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Random family member lying pissed on the floor on Christmas Day – yep, that’s just about the sum total of it!

Although we really shudder to think what mods she’s got in her game to account for this…

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Kick a duck and throw acorns at squirrels to gain the Workaholic trait? Unless this is another EA patch that’s gone haywire!

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