It’s All In The Game For Switch

Congratulations to Switch for whatever game this is she’s triumphed in.

It’s Overwatch, you bumnuggets!

Shaddup, Lauryl!

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Zenyatta? We know there had to be a sting in there somewhere…

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Beggers belief to think this glorified pub band sold millions of records. Oh alright, ‘Synchronicity’ was good, but the rest of their stuff was tinny pish.

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‘Zenyatta calls upon orbs of harmony and discord to heal his teammates and weaken his opponents, all while pursuing a transcendent state of immunity to damage.’

Apparantly Zenyatta should never be nerfed. We’ve no idea what that means, but it sounds disgusting and shouldn’t be allowed.

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It at least took The Dominating Crabbiness’ mind off other more contemporary matters…

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Is there nowhere safe from Pokemon GO?

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Old Pokemon Go players never die – they just lose their pokeballs!

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At least Switch is safe from one all time horror…

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Elsewhere, Cloverstardropper has encountered that all time bane of bloggers:

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And been forced to confront her ultimate horror:

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Sausage Party – fear it!

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That can’t happen – your name’s not Mario.

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A bit like old Comrade Deb was with sea monkeys!

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Yep, that sums up No Man’s Sky in its entirety – the biggest waste of money since Sims 4!.

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