No Honour Amongst Thieves

Oh, you’d have to possess a heart of stone not to laugh.


Six years? Erm, you started your ‘All the friends that money can buy’ webshyte in 2011, which makes it FIVE years, you cretin!

Alexurt – who was forgiven (sort of) by the Simgurus for being a lying thieving fantasist in return for being their chief toady and saying how wonderful every crock of shit that came out thereafter was, has now joined Phreakindee (aka Lazy Game Reviewer) now that he’s decided you can only stay bought for so long, and is now getting all bolshie with Simguru Quack Quack over the sort of routine communications that have been passing back and forth from the Simgurus to their pet toadie these last five years.


The trigger was Simguru Drake finding her inner bitch to throw her rattle out the pram in the direction of those Simmers still left that care anymore about the Glitterturd daring to discuss the sort of leaks over forthcoming content which have been routine within the Simming community since the start.

But ‘widely reported by a multitude of fansites’? Dream on! With interest in Sims 4 in terminal decline, so is interest in the Simgurus’ Comical Ali routines – unless of course it’s to hear about them being fired or jumping ship.

What came up next was a spectacular piece of bullshit even by Alexurt’s standards:


‘Focus on only the message they wanted, not the truth’?

Certainly Simguru Drake is guilty of asking Alexurt to change a Sims VIP post to make EA look better – to quote: ‘I’d like to ask if you could adjust the article to focus on my forum wide announcement rather than an almost week old conversation… I hope you understand my position and we can work together to focus on the positive rather than the negative.’


Cue full blown holier than thou refusal to budge citing freedom of speech… the same person that threatened legal action against us (and was told roundly ‘bring it on!’, legal action against EA (which also proved to be a load of hot air) and tried to silence Honeywell at every turn in the lead up to the Glitterturd.

But we digress.

Let’s have Simguru Quack Quack’s request on the behalf of an EA forum member straight from the horse’s mouth, NZSimm3r:


Oh dear. Not very edifying, is it?

‘Taken out of context’… well par for the course there!

Never mind, NZSimm3r, treat it as mind over matter – you shouldn’t mind, she doesn’t matter.

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