Happy F**king New 2017 From F**king Bookygirl13 You F**kers!

Please remember over the next few days Bookygirl13 in all your thoughts and prayers – she’s going to be needing it.

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No, nothing to do with her Lupus…

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… more having to deal with a Doofus!

No child should be forced to go through the ordeal of helping their parent learn how to use a smartphone. Or a computer, TV or any other electrical appliance.

Of course this wouldn’t have been happening if she hadn’t changed somewhat…

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Bah! The Bookygirl13 we knew and loved would have turned around, casually pour petrol on their crotches before chucking a lighted match on top.

A Trump presidency we can take… but this?! To think we’ve lived to see the day when the secret lovechild of Emma Roberts and Pete Postlethwaite has gone soft!

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Don’t do anything rash, Bookygirl13, just chemically castrate them for the good of the human race. You know it’s the right thing to do.

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