Despite the title (it wouldn’t be us without some black humour, would it?), what we are about to tell you, best beloved, is no laughing matter.
But anyway, here’s our story:
Most of you on the EA forum know about the ironically named FriendlySimmers, the drama queening Québécois in a state of permabumnuggetry.
Starting arguments before flouncing off in a huff and vowing never to come back over and over and over again, if there’s an opportunity to create aggro or cause someone else aggro, you can be sure he’ll be there.
At least, when it comes to the EA forum, that is. Elsewhere, he’s a good little boy, but more about that later.
Thing is, this is not the first alias he’s run up on the current EA forum – let alone one dedicated to causing trouble.
Way back in the early days of the countdown to the arrival of the Glitterturd, Memina11 had one of the more spectacular meltdowns over people daring to suggest that perhaps it wasn’t going to be any good (just a bit!), which in what was to become an all too familiar routine, regardless of the alias, resulted in another self-imposed exile which ended once they realised no one cared, and straight into another hissy fit.
Strangely, elsewhere in the Simming community, he’s been a good little boy (hmmm, perhaps we ought to rephrase that considering what’s coming later…) under his usual alias of Pierre, Pierre1, etc. and was associated with that block of Simmers around the now defunct The Simmers Club orbit of forums (eg. Gnauty L’il Gnomes, Exhibit Sims/iPlaySims, Simmers Heaven, The Sims Social Forum, etc), bloggers and Simmers (eg. CJ, Tia1230 aka Pepperjax1230, PlaySIMKim aka KimiKay1, Nancy01905, Joset426, Okie aka OkieOK01, Dragonfly, the late Gmawolf, etc) – save for a brief dalliance with Comrade Rich who tried to get him onboard during his ‘daisychain’ operations attempting to undermine rival forums in the hope that somehow he’d get what was left of the Sims Oasis crowd over to whatever forum he was running up that week.
Not that he’s proven averse to running up fail forums of his very own!
The last one (which coughed and died in January this year after less than twelve months of operation) was Delightful Sims.
Tia1230, Nancy01905, Joset426… all the gang there, but as per usual no one else: more energies dissipated in a wasted enterprise to go along with their attempted revival of The Simmers Club. Sad, but there you go.
However, there may well have been another reason Simmers have been so reluctant to have anything to do with any such operations when these people are around. As we’ve said before, a Simmer is known by the company they keep, and in the case of Pierre it’s hard to resist that fears of being labelled homophobic have stopped some from crying foul over his very dubious practices linking Simming to people our community really do not want any sort of crossover with.
Over on DeviantArt, Pierre-FriendlySimmers has been posting up his Simming activities, with a very disturbing theme running through them continually…
We would say ‘see what it is yet?’ but considering that was the catchphrase of a convicted nonce best known for the song ‘Two Little Boys’, it’s best we don’t.
You just did, you bumnuggets!
Anyway, for those still unclear of the concept…
In case it has so far bypassed you, FriendlySimmers Pierre appeared to be somewhat preoccupied with very young boy Simmies in their underwear or in the above case naked bar for a towel.
If you want to push up the creeped out factor even more as to exactly the sort of people he is appealing to (and thus endangering our community by drawing them into it), take a look at this:
That’s nine pieces of content which he’s marked off as mature content because he reckoned they were unsuitable for minors, and what were they?
Two pictures of boys in their underwear, and seven stories of boys ‘roughhousing’.
The very fact he marked them under mature content is a plain admission on his part that these screenshots were aimed at an audience not interested in the Sims gaming series, but something else entirely. As for the ‘stories’…
… guess what, it’s all about boys – in their underpants. You’d never have guessed, would you?
We could further point to his Favourites folder which is all about, erm, young boys in their underwear, his attempts to be paid (in the site’s online currency) by posting up ‘commissions’ – illustrated by a Sims 4 shot all of young boys in their underwear…
He even tried to exonerate himself from the creepy shit he was posting two years ago – August 2015 – with the following disingenuous post aimed more at fooling any investigating moderators that what he was doing was in some form in response to outside ‘requests’.
Explain away why in May that same year you made the following response to the below post then?
‘I would like to know if it would be possible to have a version of these 2 in there [sic!] T-shirts and briefs? Please.’
Your own words you creepy bastard, your own words.
For an encore:
Yes, because it’s such normal everyday behaviour to ask teenage boys (which in the case of Danny Wresch it is confirmed as he only left high school last year) to draw pictures of themselves and their friends in their underwear.
And all this has been going on unremarked in the Simming circles which he keeps for two years.
Two years – yet that same section of the Simming community so fast to be up in arms over the Sims4.me affair have been remarkably silent over dubious pictures of even younger Simmies than that Australian nonce’s teen girls a mere year later.
It doesn’t say much for the self-styled ‘purist’ side of the Simming community (ie. away from the EA forum) that this has been allowed to go on in plain sight without any of them saying a word – although after the Delphy affair and Fat Pescado’s mouthpiece Guybrush’s lies about The Sims Resource, little shocks us any longer when it comes to their ability to thrown all manner of sinister accusations around like confetti whilst ignoring the elephant not merely in the room, but taking up all the sofa, eating their popcorn and hogging the telly controller.
It’s not at if it should be any news to the circles he moves around in, carrying on in Sims 4 in the same manner he did in Sims 3 and Sims 2 – indeed he used to post up young boys wearing nothing but their underpants over at The Sims Resource in 2010 to 2011 when he abruptly stopped, one wonders because the Isacksons had a few questions he wasn’t willing to answer…
Indeed, FriendlySimmers aka Pierre aka Pierreandreply4’s unhealthy interests have been shown to date back almost nine years, back to the days of Sims 2, courtesy of the Insimenator site.
Now doubtless the usual ‘being gay means never having to say you’re sorry – no matter what’ element rushing to defend him and trying to imply that nothing can be implied by umpteen pictures of computer renditions of young boys in their underpants, etc.
Doubtless they would equally be able to explain away why his photobucket account is similarly full of pictures – not merely of young Simmie boys in their underpants – but of ACTUAL young boys, pictures of young boys underpants…
and as per that final example actual young boys in their underpants.
But perhaps most damning of all is that one final place that he chose to upload his Sims 4 screenshots to without due cause two years ago…
Why would he post them there when he had his photobucket and DeviantArt accounts already for posting his pictures on?
We have a theory we’d happily stake our reputations (ha!) on, but our guess is you’re not going to like what we say.
Therefore, so no one can accuse us of trying to give a dog a bad name here – and as we’ve said before, it is not an insinuation to bandy around without a bloody good reason to – we will simply let a British newspaper and the words of the Supreme Court in two separate American states clarify for you why that particular Russian based free image hoster is so notorious…
With that, is there anyone still out there willing to make excuses for this piece of shit?
In any case, he’s got himself two days to come up with a really good explanation for all this – or better still gets the f**k out of the Simming community for good (or at least the EA forum – as it he hadn’t been contaminating it enough with his trolling)
Yes, and by our reckoning he’d better hope that the SPVM don’t know where he lives before he gets the chance to chuck his hard drives into Lac Saint Pierre!