So Is That Voltaire Off Your Marriage List, Cloverstardropper?

After all, he’s only six foot one:

Of course that’s not adding his cuban heels.

 

Speaking of Voltaire, we’re surprised Switch hasn’t saw fit to pass comment over his new Best Of album.

Twenty two tracks, of which six are stinkers and only nine are what we’d between us regard as essential listening. What happened to artistes taking polls from the fans before doing these anymore?

Anyway, for what it’s worth, here’s our top ten tracks (we couldn’t be bothered doing twenty two) from the great man himself:

Riding A Black Unicorn
When You’re Evil
Happy Birthday (My Old Friend)
Captains All
Raised By Bats
This Ship’s Going Down
The Mechanical Girl
Docking Bay 94
The Night (1988 Deathrock Version)
The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)

Robber Baron
Coin Operated Goi
Riding A Black Unicorn
The U.S.S. Making Shit Up (Bitrektual Bonus Verse Version)
Docking Bay 94
When You’re Evil
Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
The Mechanical Girl
Raised By Bats
This Ship’s Going Down

We have been waiting for years for Cloverstardropper to post up their own list: But then Switch has other important matters of world importance to keep themselves occupied with right now, such as:

The older you get, the more we’re convinced you’re Mikezumi’s child!

And now for quite possibly the most bizarre fetish we’ve heard all year (even for someone from California):

 

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