All Aarin Wants For Christmas Is The Furry World War

It’s at least a novel Christmas wish if nothing else:

Well you were the one that wanted the furry war, what did you expect?

The Great Knit did make us smile back at the end of October when she retweeted a certain moment of hubris which will haunt the tweeter to the grave.

 

Still on a political theme, Aarin felt the following political debate was something of a dead topic:

Not surprised that one was of interest, California being famous for the first necrophiliac to voluntarily come out of the closet (or rather the casket!). By the way Cloverstardropper, she used to work in Memorial Lawn Mortuary in your back yard – if you ever feel like entertaining yourself sometime, go in there and ask for a job, tell them that you have Karen Greenlee as a reference…

(Just remember to have your training shoes on and a car outside with the motor running!)

Speaking of stiffs…

Never mind the artisanal dildos, what about the artisanal buttplugs? Or is that the terror yet to come? Or could it be the hipster dildos?

Aarin thinks however it’s another matter:

Yep, Mathematics – first invented by the Egyptians, Babylonians and Indians – is a symptom of white privilege and must be banned. That’s as good a reason for skipping your maths homework as we’ve ever heard kids!

Of course, there is perhaps another possible gift we could all get Aarin this Christmas…

Well she was the first author to use the word ‘clitoris’ outside of a medical manual (ironically the same year that Grey’s Anatomy was to erase it in both word and illustration – not that it mattered a jot: it wasn’t until 1998 that the medical world actually knew the full correct anatomical make up of matters under the hood…)

If you want a steamy diary, maybe you ought to do it yourself – after all, you’re now qualified: