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Mouseline Provides A Narrow Squeak

Posted in Uncategorized on May 15, 2019 by themaresnest

You know how everyone gets into the habit of reading the post someone makes on the EA forum and whatever quote they’ve included afterwards (with the quote being in grey your eyes naturally favour the white parts as they’re easiest to read).

This is one of those moments when you end up dreading to think what they may have been talking about:

For one moment, we were going to recommend laying off the Viagra!

You’re Playing With Fire, Drigger

Posted in Uncategorized on May 15, 2019 by themaresnest

If MadameLee turns up and starts demanding disabilities, you’ve only got yourself to blame!

Amphora Asking That Shower About A Shower

Posted in Uncategorized on May 14, 2019 by themaresnest

Never take for granted the virtues of an outdoor shower, Amphora.

Over on Soggy Bottom Island,  Kirry and Voirrey have an outdoor shower next to their mass growing operation.

Due to the amount of labour required sowing, planting and tending to their crops, it’s easy to kick up a stink – by having an outdoor shower they can get cleaned up as they go along rather than waste time having to head back into the bunker and back out again.

Oh, we’ve never really elaborated much on their antics out there – another story for another time!


Nerdfashion’s Educational Post

Posted in Uncategorized on May 13, 2019 by themaresnest

No, not for answering the question as to whether Simmers prefer the green or white background on the EA forum, but for adding to the Harry Potter lexicon the important revelation that Lord Voldemort doesn’t like Snickers.

Maybe the Dark Lord simply preferred the old name of Marathon?

The Internet Just Loves The Mare’s Nest’s Nice Bum!

Posted in Uncategorized on May 12, 2019 by themaresnest

We found ourselves getting hits from the following place:

After scrolling down to ascertain the connection, it turned out the cause was a post from back in February:

We never thought one day we’d be sharing a screen with Becks – fame at last!

Nightleaf11: The Netherlands’ Answer To Gitte2001

Posted in Uncategorized on May 12, 2019 by themaresnest

Maybe if you bothered checking the date before slagging off so,meone else’s pet arrangements you may have noticed this was a post from almost five years ago, you bumnugget!

So who is this Nightleaf11?

Someone as talented at art as she is at reading dates it appears. The Dutch dimwit was originally called Dinthe11 on the old EA forum.

Now she’s a Glitterturder – some Simmers are just damned to make blunders, aren’t they?


Cool Story, Icelandic Malisity – But One Fatal Flaw To Your Post…

Posted in Uncategorized on May 11, 2019 by themaresnest

… if you are wanting people to believe in your interest in Simming is current and genuine …

… might be an idea to actually have some Simming in your YouTube channel – just saying!