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Dear 2FingersWhiskey: Guess What? You ARE Being A Narcissistic Manipulator – Cut It Out!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 11, 2017 by themaresnest

When you start doing the old ‘I’m going to kill myself’ routine again that’s bad enough.

When you do it around the basis of a complete and utter bloody lie that is a disgrace.

You claim you were doxxed by Sim Secret. Quite aside from the fact that would mean twenty five Simmers at best seeing it, this is quite simply a complete fantasy on your part: no one on either the ‘secrets’ or the comments section has done anything of the sort. Ever.

Well you’ve got the even lower number of people reading your Live Journal and Dumblr in an understandable panic thinking you were about to do something silly, happy now you’ve got yourself lots of attention from them and to hell with making them sick with worry as the price?

You want to know what the problem is? You got mentioned once on SS (and not particularly rudely either), tried to milk it in the hope of becoming the centre of attention in the process, and failed: largely because even somewhere like SS couldn’t get much mileage out of your antics.

You’ve tried playing every special snowflake card, tried pushing every ‘triggered’ button trying to get a reaction, and now all that’s left is the old ‘suicide’ card as much loved by every other emo-troll there’s ever been.

Well sweetcheeks, in the week two other serial attention whores have been threatening a whole bit bigger suicide card with nukes, pardon the Simming world for deciding your make believe problems don’t amount to a hill of beans – especially when you’ve been so ‘depressed’ you’ve posted more on your Dumblr every day since than most post in an entire year!

(We stopped counting at fifty for August 8th alone…)

Here’s a tip, feel free to install it: you want to blow away every last friendship you’ve made in this community? Keep right on going the way you are then – because all those people you are draining the fun out of with your emo-vampire routine have lives of their own beyond the net, some enduring some real hardships, not First World ones, and eventually they’ll grow sick of listening to you leeching the last happiness our community brings them from the strife of every day life and will simply turn their back on you for good.


Rflong7/13’s Supernatural Island… Will It Be Out On Time For Halloween?

Posted in Uncategorized on August 10, 2017 by themaresnest

Yes, before we forget to mention it again, the Greatest World Builder Of Them All™ has decided to finish off a previous work in progress, and doing almost as good a job as Crowkeeper at making us all salivate in anticipation:

We’re not too sure about some of the buildings, round turrets would surely be better here, but that’s something we can all fix ourselves:

That of course would require you to have the castle building kit from the EA Store, which you all ought to have by now anyway, because if you don’t it means you are probably a Nazi.

There’s lots of different looking parts to the island, including bits with high sea walls on slopes, which is the sort of seaside Britain vibe we like – and we’ll be dying to stick in a grotty cafe nearby to it where everything is served with a fried egg and sachets of tomato ketchup (including the ice cream) to give it that authentic British seaside holiday experience, as well as sticking up Rabies posters everywhere and signs saying No Loitering (more in hope than expectation of the event).

Bekkasan, Kelleygirl and fellow World Explorer Pary were on duty to provide the necessary encouragement:

It has even got GreenB70 and Mitzuru007 out of lurking to comment:

Pary went the Full Willow to try and get more out of Becca…

And was duly rewarded:

The question is, how long before we get to see it in all its glory?

P.S. you may notice something special about one of the pictures posted here – special prize to the first one who spots it. Or maybe not.

And It Gets Worse (Nikkei_Simmer, REALLY!)

Posted in Uncategorized on August 9, 2017 by themaresnest

Further to yesterday’s shenanigans…

Yes, that’s what we all thought, Phoebebebe13!

But we don’t think anyone could have thought up what Nikkei_Simmer had in mind:


At least she left out the whipped cream, the celery and the egg whisk!

PatchouliNitt’s Giving A Baby Pasting

Posted in Uncategorized on August 8, 2017 by themaresnest

Better than the mating displays constantly posted in Dim Excrete for its furryf*ck fanbase at any rate!

For those wondering what PatchouliNitt’s linking to, here you go:


You guys sure that wasn’t for some mod for playing Twister?

This instructive and informative post at least let Igazor and 1NeedForKaffee know how much they needed to up their games if they was to have a chance with Namaya92 or Cleo00:

For CravenLestat, it proved a wake up call:

We’d rather not hear about what you can pull off in under fourteen positions, young man!

And if she’s got your shoot finished off after only twenty seconds, you should be looking for your money back, especially for $700!


The Modern Answer To Lauravonawesome’s Mod Question

Posted in Uncategorized on August 7, 2017 by themaresnest

Lauravonawesome asked a question about mods asking for no jargon:

And got replies from Igazor (of course!) and Namaya92 which while well meaning…

… were full of jargon!


There was of course a far simpler answer that could have been given, Simasaurus09.

Just tell Lauravonawesome to ask TadOlson if it is in TadOlson’s mod folder for TadOlson’s Sims 3 game.

If it is in there with TadOlson’s alleged ten million other mods, it’s safe!


Nikkei_Simmer’s Car-tastrophe

Posted in Uncategorized on August 6, 2017 by themaresnest

Take it away, Nikkei:


A career in British municipal planning is yours for the asking!

Namaya92 And The Curse Of Boy Band Hair

Posted in Uncategorized on August 5, 2017 by themaresnest

Oh, so you like dad/grandad hair instead?


Emily4331 and Cleo00 were there to lend a hand solving Namaya92’s hair raising problem with plenty of places for her to comb through…

… although we can guess what the response will be to mentioning The Sims Resource!

Whilst TreyNutz offered another site, Nikkei_Simmer put in sight her preferred haircut for men – the same one they’ve probably been getting since they were five years old and the barber still probably gives them a lollipop afterwards for being good.

For InfraGreen there is a greater danger than boyband hair – five head hair!

For those not in the know, a five head is someone whose forehead is so big you can put your whole hand against it, not merely four fingers (eg. Alexis Bledel, Christina Ricci, Christian Slater, Beavis, the bimbo with the stychenine grin in Walker Texas Ranger, etc).

In a reversal of the roles meanwhile, Namaya92 had a recommendation for Nikkei_Simmer:

Or alternatively you could download one of the ten billion ‘retextures’ that always appear with every Nightcrawler hair – if you don’t mind being a freaking arsebucket!

Coco and World Explorer Pary meanwhile were offering their strands and tendrils:

Shhhh Pary, you can’t say poofy, that’s homophobic that is – yes, we know you meant ‘hair like a burst couch’ though!

But spare a thought best beloved for poor old Bekkasan:

It’s enough to make you tear your hair out!