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1need4kaffee’s Twenty Four Hour Party Pee-ple

Posted in Uncategorized on June 24, 2017 by themaresnest

Doggone it, 1need4kaffee, you’re taking the piss with this one!

It’s all that ex-granny muncher Pollysim’s fault of course in encouraging declining Simmie standards.

First Simmies with pee hands – and now this!


Igazor Has A Close Encounter With Cry0wr1ght’s задкусокнство

Posted in Uncategorized on June 23, 2017 by themaresnest

There’s nothing like a revived thread to get matter going wrong very quickly on the EA forum, isn’t there?

A Russian Simmer called Cry0wr1ght came onto the EA forum regarding KayO199X’s very old thread about making the game more dangerous to give their elongated thoughts on matters:

All rather long winded and some of it a bit too much like trying too hard to be controversial (‘By the way, what is a difference between murdering an adult an a child? Why only children have an advantage?’ – dear oh dear…).

But it certainly did not need some hasbeen troll telltale like Lisasc360 turning up trying to stir it:

And well done to Rflong7 putting Simguru Quack Quack’s little toadie in her place.

But whilst Pancakesandwich and Igazor debated whether the questions from 2011 were even relevant anymore (or for that matter appropriate for the EA forum) or whether every conceivable option has been explored for modding Sims 3, Cry0wr1ght decided to make another equally long winded post.

Igazor replied in much the same manner:

Erm, anyone else getting the feeling this is getting a little tetchy behind the formal replies?

But we took one look at Cry0wr1ght’s reply, noted the last sentence of ‘They made it all a joke with no need to cry unless you are too emotional in real life.’ and immediately thought ‘troll’.

So for that matter did Igazor:

Very much a response along the lines of ‘you are either very stupid or simply trying to be in order to illicit a response, well the grown ups are busy, so run along and play!’

Either that or Igazor is becoming a grouchy old git!


But as Cry0wr1ght has form for posting in various Russian gaming forums in much the same long winded followed by subtle dig replies (and then nothing else), we’ll put this one down to being some Russian troll’s ‘test’ alias (one used to gauge what a forum is like before committing). Constant vigilance out there, Simmers!

Good News For Emily4331 – The Simming World’s New Svengali!

Posted in Uncategorized on June 22, 2017 by themaresnest

Apparantly Simon Cowell has offered them a recording contract as he believes they’re going to be the new One Direction!

You mean talentless pretty boy clitty throbs who can’t sing or play a single note to save their lives and will be burnt out hasbeens within five years?
Shaddup, Lauryl!

Joking aside, if you want to download her very good take on the old Sims 3 Ambitions expansion pack poster, here’s where to go.



Posted in Uncategorized on June 21, 2017 by themaresnest

And for those looking for the Sims 3 context to all this (and the long running gags), go here and here:

Here it comes, clear as day:

You don’t even have the excuse of having to do Sims 3 mods for NRaas Industries anymore, so time that Baxcorp and Merciful Release got their finger out – and yours with it!


When It Comes To Taking Screenies, World Explorer Pary ROCKS!

Posted in Uncategorized on June 20, 2017 by themaresnest

Sorry, but we couldn’t resist!

We promise no more boulderdash from us today.


Igazor Gives PiscesChick75 A Career In Underworld – Just Not The Sort She Wanted

Posted in Uncategorized on June 19, 2017 by themaresnest

PiscesChick75 can haz all the skills. Maybe.

But according to Igazor, academic qualifications are so retro (a bit like Sims 4 …):

Here’s what he’s talking about:

Yes, a way of making the Subway systems a little more useful than merely a transportation system, and something EA really ought to have thought of for themselves.

So Is That Voltaire Off Your Marriage List, Cloverstardropper?

Posted in Uncategorized on June 18, 2017 by themaresnest

After all, he’s only six foot one:

Of course that’s not adding his cuban heels.


Speaking of Voltaire, we’re surprised Switch hasn’t saw fit to pass comment over his new Best Of album.

Twenty two tracks, of which six are stinkers and only nine are what we’d between us regard as essential listening. What happened to artistes taking polls from the fans before doing these anymore?

Anyway, for what it’s worth, here’s our top ten tracks (we couldn’t be bothered doing twenty two) from the great man himself:

Riding A Black Unicorn
When You’re Evil
Happy Birthday (My Old Friend)
Captains All
Raised By Bats
This Ship’s Going Down
The Mechanical Girl
Docking Bay 94
The Night (1988 Deathrock Version)
The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)

Robber Baron
Coin Operated Goi
Riding A Black Unicorn
The U.S.S. Making Shit Up (Bitrektual Bonus Verse Version)
Docking Bay 94
When You’re Evil
Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
The Mechanical Girl
Raised By Bats
This Ship’s Going Down

We have been waiting for years for Cloverstardropper to post up their own list: But then Switch has other important matters of world importance to keep themselves occupied with right now, such as:

The older you get, the more we’re convinced you’re Mikezumi’s child!

And now for quite possibly the most bizarre fetish we’ve heard all year (even for someone from California):