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SaviourOfPotatoes Decides The Glitterturd Has Had Its Chips

Posted in Uncategorized on October 16, 2017 by themaresnest

Another day, another new Simmer sees the light – which was a rather appealing orange with a dark red sun all over much of Britain this morning as if Mother Nature had installed one of Burnt Waffles’ lighting mods.

Speaking of appealing sights, if that really is your Simmie self Mikezumi, it’s lucky LingXiaoyu’s no longer around!


ElijahsBabyGurl9 And Nikkei_Simmer’s Nursery Crymes

Posted in Uncategorized on October 15, 2017 by themaresnest


Hey Diddle Diddle,

The Cat Jumped The Turtle,

The Cow Was Over The Moon,

The Little Dog Laughed To See Such Fun,

And this Breakfast club won’t stop it any time soon!


NikolaiBanks Flogging A Dead Pony

Posted in Uncategorized on October 14, 2017 by themaresnest

The Lord will have no mercy on your soul, NikolaiBanks, for thou art truly damned!

Storytelling With Wibs

Posted in Uncategorized on October 13, 2017 by themaresnest

Now Boolprop Fight The Addiction False tends to be best known as a place where stories are told, expanded on, take lives of their own and eventually their writers find themselves the subject of impotent bile in dying Live Journal blogs from textspeak sentence losers whose highlight of their sorry lives is that their target notices them.


Despite the duckies, Wibs isn’t a Taffer, yet she appears to have attracted some of that bizarre bile some of its storytellers attract now and again (not on site – you’d last about two minutes if you tried trolling at Boolprop Fight The Addiction False).

What was that all about?

Desiree-UK, World Explorer Pary and her other readers were suitably outraged:

… Wibs meanwhile was delighted.

You see, what none of her readers realised was she’s been Tumblr bombed as part of the new marketing campaign for the next EP by 90’s avant garde Simon And Garfunkel tribute act turned Erasure tribute act indie darlings…

Available in what few non-High Street record shops still exist and iTunes on Monday.


Speaking Of Wibs Readers…

Posted in Uncategorized on October 13, 2017 by themaresnest

… thought we ought to mention the following post from Inda Sims’s:

… so translated from Guardianista speak, she’ll be posting again in a fortnight at the latest when she’s more time.


Career Opportunities

Posted in Uncategorized on October 12, 2017 by themaresnest

Nkthgrt was wanting something more out of their Simmies careers:

Who says Sims 3 isn’t like real life?

Okay, apart from the fact there really is more opportunities for career advancement!

Simasaurus09 and Baranouta proffered the culinary arts and the fashionista life as examples:

There was of course the obligatory contribution from Igazor:

‘Hard work is its own reward’? Sod off, you lickspittle class traitor, you’ll be first up against the wall when the revolution comes citizen!

And leaving aside Cleo00 delivering the worst pun of the week, Mr Nraas Industries is certainly one you don’t want to be putting into the culinary career considering he shows all the respect for Best Before Dates that Two Sisters is being accused of showing.


At Last! In Springfairy556 We Have Finally Found It

Posted in Uncategorized on October 11, 2017 by themaresnest

It has taken us eight years but at long last we have discovered…

… someone who pays for Newsea hair!

We thought it was just an aspiration on Newsea’s part and everyone simply awaited the fifty billion ‘retextures’ sicked up all over the internet tied to the fifty billion versions of AdFly from the equally gullible thinking they’ll ever make any money on it.