Mystic Mog and the Mog Man Prophecies

Lufferkinz believes that her cat is giving her psychic predictions by stepping on her keyboard:

Here's the message translated: 'Feed me or it's a furball all over your new duvet!'

Not everyone however was convinced:

Just roll with it, VidKid20 - it'll only become even more disturbing if it starts to make sense!

Indeed!

No prizes for guessing who it did make perfect sense to:

Lufferkinz was not impressed:

Er, Lufferkinz - you're talking about psychic messages from your cat on your computer keyboard, and you're asking Poppy B if SHE'S been taking her medicine?!?

JKTee511 transformed quickly into the superhero Pink White Chocolate Man, who was able instantly to come up with an answer:

And VidKid20 was still not impressed:

After her patent Roger Moore impersonating green smiley, VidKid20 made her feelings clear in Morse Code, only she forgot that the dash key on her keyboard isn't working - dash it!

During nthis time, Lufferkinz’s kitty typed out another coded message – the freshly arrived intrepid Agent Zero reacted with the speed worthy of a Bletchley Park cryptographer:

OMG! The Kyubbi! NOT THE KYUBBI!

The news terrified the SmustleQueen:

As more startling revelations came through:

Oh come on Agent Zero, even Uri Geller would blush at trying to pass that one off as a prediction rather than a dead-cert!

RfLong7 gave them the answer that had been staring them all in the face from the beginning:

But Lufferkinz still had theories of her own

DiSoAngel was traumatised by the news:

So to calm her, RfLong7 posted up a picture of a Burmese cat having an orgasm:

We’ll leave it to MehBelle to provide a concise summary to the thread:

More nonsense later – if you’re unlucky!