The Big Question Surrounding Leah Lillith

Posted in Uncategorized on April 16, 2015 by themaresnest

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There’s a question we’ve been meaning to ask about Leah Lillith.

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You may know her as a Sims 3 and Sims 4 custom content producer over at The Sims Resource, as well as her own Dimblr site.

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We like her lunar wrist cuffs.

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We also like her ‘Torchlight pendant necklace’.

It’s actually a Torchlight Horn pendant necklace – here’s what the real thing looks like.

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$138 for a bit of brass on a chain? Someone’s got a bloody brass neck if you ask us!

Some things she makes are a bit silly…

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yewot  dizzy

Skeleton wings? What’s this, the ‘I killed and skinned Batman’ look?

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But that’s not what’s puzzling us.

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What we don’t understand is, despite her making one hundred and seven creations since she started meshing in August last year – which is pretty damn impressive when you think about it totalling about thirteen completely new pieces a month

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(Is this Margaery Tyrell or what, by the way?)

… no matter how much stuff she makes for her Simmies to wear…

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… still they still all look so bloody miserable, like some pouty teen being dragged away from their X-Box to go round the shops with their mum.

Cheer up you ungrateful bastards!

rant  thatsit

Time The Potato Queen Had Her Chips

Posted in Uncategorized on April 15, 2015 by themaresnest

On the EA forum, someone new called Solarstorm was asking what was all the fuss about a certain Twitterer/YouTube Simmer called Lifesimmer aka Real Lifesimmer aka the Potato Queen (eh?).

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To be honest, we’d never heard of her either.

There are that many airheads, arsebuckets, bumnuggets and general oxygen thieves on both when it comes to the Simming world that for the sake of our faith in humanity – let alone Simmetry – we try to avoid it where possible save for a very select few.

With their petty squabbles and smartphone orientated appeal to those with the fickle attention span of your average domestic cat, Twitter, Dumblr and YouTube have probably cost the Simming community more Simmers – both bad and good – than even EA have managed over the last five years

But we digress. Graciecam1303 provided the following explanation.

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Somehow addictive to watch? You mean in a Phreakindee of Lazy Game Reviews sort of way where it wouldn’t matter if he was reading the telephone directory you’d still do it to hear his buttery toned dry wit.

Not according to the ever monosyllabic Cauliflowers:

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yewot  yewot

The saddening part is that Cauliflowers has got more than a point, and a disturbing point at that.

But first, some identification.

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Lifesimmer is one Cristina8139, who has been a member of both the old and new EA forum, Mod The Sims and elsewhere, and who a certain fat lying thief thinks is the bee’s knees as she does anyone who’s part-Greek. Not that she’s alone, albeit for entirely different reasons, as we shall explain.

On 4th April, after a series of photos of Lifesimmer began appearing on her various sites across the net – whereupon her popularity rocketed – the following video appeared. Vapid giggling girly as it was, it could equally have been interpreted as her upping the anté…

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At the moment snapshotted above, Lifesimmer said of her decision to record facecam videos for You Tube:

‘I think, just doing facecam every Saturday is kinda like a treat.’

A treat?

For who exactly? Isn’t your You Tube channel meant to be about games?

Phreakindee has done facecams where he’s blah-blahed about stuff and nonsense, and to be blunt they were freaking boring, like 99.99999% of all YouTube cam sermons are, no matter what the subject matter or who’s doing them.

Unless she’s acknowledging her appeal largely lies elsewhere and is now willing to play to the crowd.

Or as those watching the video in less sycophantic tones put it:

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To be fair, that zipper appeared to be as high up as it could go, but it’s risible to suggest that Lifesimmer wouldn’t have realised her webcam at that angle would end up showing her cleavage?

Poppy Landen (not the Poppy of legend, that would have been an ironic twist too far!) and Sarah Carlyle weren’t the only ones.

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Is MineSim really that wrong Evely Streett? Quite a few times it was pretty damn obvious she wasn’t looking down at the desk.

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‘My boobs are down here you know?’ Thanks for all the reminders. No, really.

For anyone else wanting to keep kidding themselves on that she’s not consciously using her aesthetic appeal to draw in viewers, quite aside from her playing with her hair every twenty seconds like she was trying to hit on the captain of the football team – to say nothing of her bizarre remark at the end where right out of the blue she says she hopes you liked her pyjamas (?!) – there’s an interesting part round about the 2 minutes 40 seconds mark where she says she’s got a lot of followers on her Twitter…

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… and at this time starts waving her hands at her boobs.  It doesn’t take a psychologist to recognise someone’s gestures are unconscious displacement behaviour giving away what the back of her mind is thinking as to the answer why that may be.

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At this point in proceedings she made the same dual hand gesture outwards three times that almost smacked of ‘here’s my boobs, look here’s my boobs, they haven’t run away or anything, OI YOU, THEY’RE DOWN HERE!’

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‘What do you guys want to call our Saturdays?’

Hmmmm, Lifesimmer Facecam Allnight Party (or Lifesimmer FAP for short)?

Harsh? Perhaps. Having a partly disturbing clientele is something of a hazard to anyone pretty on the internet – male as much as female (as victims of the umpteen alias of Innuendo19 know only too well).

But there’s a difference between ignoring or telling it to sod off, and tacitly pandering to it, and a wander around her Twitter account makes it pretty clear she’s happily playing up to sexually frustrated geeks, sad wallflower girls wanting to be an kewl chick’s bestie, old creepy bastards, etc. as much as previous internet ‘queens’ such as Boxxxy and the fraudster Quxxn did: right down to the pop-philosophy much beloved by two-bit divas to show their ‘deeper’, caring side:

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Which doesn’t exactly sit with her earlier pronouncement of her intention to expand her operations into being another one of those tossers telling everyone else what’s fashion and what’s not (it’s no coincidence that fashion and fascism have enjoyed such a cosy relationship over the last century – eg. Coco Chanel and Hugo Boss with the Nazis – as those trying to dictate to everyone else what is acceptable so often do).

Damn you Trinny and Susannah. Damn you Gok Wan. Damn your cartoon hotdog husbands, damn your designer sunglasses, your ‘this season’s musts’ and damn your private nursery ketchup brats.

rant  rant

Erm, we were saying?

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shakehead  banghead

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Erm, the very fact that fashion attempts to dictate rules on what you can wear renders that statement as the sort of pathetic playing to the crowd that even our current politicos touting for votes would blush at.

Come back FuryRed and March Violet Cassie, all is forgiven!

But let’s take a look at these atypical gamer pictures which seem to have raised her stock of late.

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Reaction?

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Another?

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Do you even need to guess what happened next?

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‘YOU ARE SO FREAKING BEAUTYFUL! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS! EUMAGAWD I WUB U N EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!’

facepalmhy2  rant

So much for Darwin’s theory.

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Sad and pathetic as these specimens are, to those who say she isn’t actively trying to encourage lavish praise on her looks rather than her gaming interests, look no further than these little winks and nods:

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Strangely enough, according to GuruGossiper who exposed much about Quxxn, the latter had a spat with this young pretender before her death:

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Which begs the question she knew this was one real ‘queen’ with which she ultimately couldn’t compete with for popularity once she was old enough to start going to gaming conventions which she could do without her whole ‘skinny white hottie’ persona crashing around her.

Was this the moment that prompted her into rashly taking a course of crash action which led to an early grave? We’ll never know now.

But it does serve as a warning why this creeping dumbing down of the gaming world where one’s worth to the community is determined by other Simmers more by their physical attributes than what you bring to that world is not welcome.

Give us an Rflong7/13, a Twallan, a Vidkid, a Cloverstardropper or a FriendlyOne20. Give us a Sharkloverplayer, a World Adventurer, a still moaning Granny Eater – heck, even a Bookygirl with a whole army of transsexual toilets marching Manic Miner style – to a thousand Lifesimmer dolly girlies anyday.

wag_finger  wag_finger

Baguette Dilemma For FriendlyOne20 And Colton147

Posted in Uncategorized on April 14, 2015 by themaresnest

Okay, we know trying to get a good discussion in the Simming world what with everyone getting bored is proving to be no picnic, but where to buy your sandwiches? Looks like some are a few short!

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Hmmm, but by the same token Colton147, nailing your bollocks to the table or walking through Death Valley covered in cooking oil is a healthier option than McDonalds or Burger King.

CowPlantForHire, Simpkin, the lesser spotted Sue_D_Nim, AiHaou and Natashified are all fans:

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Some like Dreamerz13 however are not:

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Now for the bizarre bit:

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Personally, we’d have thought bleach is more the sort of smell you certainly don’t want remotely around food (brings back very bad memories for one of us from last year…) but each to their own.

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Okaaaaay? So you want your Italian Herbs and Cheese with a  sideserving of Domestos Sauce?

yewot  yewot

You’re pregnant, aren’t you?

Tunafish and banana pizza we suppose is sooooo last century and today’s expectant mother wants something more hardcore.

RJOuttaSoCal (bloody hell, two lesser spotteds in one thread? Nice work FriendlyOne20!) had other objections:

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Well you can always add more if you like. Become a member of the Subway street gang (the Subway Sect?) – ‘Come and have a go if you think your arteries are hard enough!’

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Cauliflowers however is well cheesed off with Subway, but we wonder if their reasons are more xenophobic than culinary:

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We know who could solve Cauliflowers’ problems for them:

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‘Flushed is the face that you hide in the lace of your mother’s mantilla, a bilious affair.’

P99g Won’t Second YJP19299’s Emotion

Posted in Uncategorized on April 14, 2015 by themaresnest

Meanwhile, on a recently resurrected thread:

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Oh Whopper, Big Mac or Wimpy, if YJP19299 has the notion…

… P99g won’t second that emotion.

If anyone outside of Japan gets that gag, it’ll be a supreme miracle.

Shaddup Lauryl!

FriendlyOne20’s Clawed Off

Posted in Uncategorized on April 13, 2015 by themaresnest

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Tune in tomorrow when FriendlyOne20 says with shock that Elvis is dead, Julian Clary is gay and that the Kentucky Derby has no ice cream, doughnuts, chocolate sauce or even nuts on it.

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This wouldn’t have anything to do with the use of a claw hammer would it, Colton147?

whistling mares nest version  evilgrin

Oi! What do you think you’re up to Kateness? This is on-topic, this is…

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The moral of this story being that claw hands that screw Simmies they just ask to get cased, by wild keen fairy win kids.

tomato  tomato

‘There Are No Coincidences, Only The Illusion Of Coincidence…’

Posted in Uncategorized on April 12, 2015 by themaresnest

So Sim Secret finds itself only able to scrape together fourteen pieces these days…

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… at the same time as Frauline Five (and CircusWolf it seems as well) can’t be arsed with it any longer.

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Last October, we asked the following question:

‘Actually if both she and CircusWolf were both put out of action, we wonder how many nasty posts they would get there at all…’

So here’s your answer, next to zero – the majority of the few remaining posts being shout outs to people’s favourite Dumblrs along the lines of eumagawd ah fangasm ova u mah bestie!

Coincidence though, of course…

whistling mares nest version  ehwhat mare's nest version

Where In The World…

Posted in Uncategorized on April 12, 2015 by themaresnest

Hi everyone, it’s me Lauryl once again, helping you with all your Simming problems!

There’s always a first time…

Shaddup Mares, you big bunch of floppy mongooses! Anyhow, Brittycee’s is on the EA forum, with a question regarding the one thing none of us Simmies can do without.

Woo-hoo? Nectar?

just saying

Hmmm, how about the old EA forum Exchange, seeing as 99.9999% of all the crap loaded up on there exactly matches the description flat and lots of empty lots?

cat-ball   cat freak out optimised

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