Misty4m’s Z-List Simmie

Wherever she goes, she’s bringing out the Zs:

 

Mind you, if it was at all realistic, it would have her still going on and on and on completely oblivious to the fact she’s bored him unconscious.

Old macho meathead clearly couldn’t take it and went on a rant about bitches going off you if they thought you were lacking in commitment.

Although to be fair, a commitment to staying awake when she’s talking for the umpteeth time about ‘Baby Reindeer’ does seem a little unfair.

And so he decides to take it out on his brother at the table tennis table … what’s the matter, he’s still got another eye, hasn’t he?

In any case, if you think that shot was vicious …

… guess where that one hit!

Looks like someone will be able to sing now at the karaoke tonight anything from the early Sparks back catalogue …

Kerrigan House Designs’ Magnificent Cranesmuir Collection

Come on. Admit it. You’re impressed.

So many furnishing ‘collections’ in the Sims 3 tend to be rehashed of the same old themes, but this one just hits that sweet spot.

So if you are looking for something that looks old, but not too old – especially if using any of the castle sets – this may be right up your street.

Pity you have to wait until 10th June to download it, unless you’re daft enough to pay for the privilege.

ExpiriSims’ Room For Trouble

What sort of dance exactly does one learn by getting oneself entangled in the martial arts practice dummy? The ‘Coatstand’? (move around the floor as if you’re trying to disentangle yourself from a coatstand )

Yes, Brooks isn’t having it – but Korey and Angela will be by the look of it!

 

Amazed Brooks didn’t lamp him thinking he was taking the piss – he must have had quite enough of Sims trying to get their hot dog between others two buns for one night!

Simburian Says Farewell

Here’s to you Simburian, and whatever be your future plan.

You may be a poor benighted Glitterturder, but were a first class EA forum fan.

 

MadIris Isn’t Quite Getting Where Everly Zephyr’s Discernable Talents Are …

Hmmm ….

At the serious risk of objectification, dare we suggest it is fairly obvious where her ‘talents’ lie with her adoring public.

Not something it would be too hard to keep abreast of why she’s considered bags of fun, or something similar sounding …

… and the only thing needing to be darned around her is that dress before half of her falls out of it!

 

Simmerorigin Really Doesn’t Do Irony

Yeah, pity it was you helping to disseminate that bunk in the first place.

 

SilverOfDreams30 Brings Their Own Little Nightmare

That’s strange. Why post a link instead of the pic on the EA forum like everyone else does?

Here’s why:

 

Because she doesn’t look at all like the sort of Simmie who has thoughts in their mind along the lines of:

‘… with a nice Chianti’

‘… how long you’ve got before the rigor mortis sets in …’

‘… giving their pet bunny a nice warm bath in the kitchen …’

‘ … and they were never seen again …’

‘… and they’ll sharpen against just about anything …’

‘…. until they made it illegal …’

Alexa Wofford: Be afraid – be very, very afraid …

Simmerorigin Russian To Conclusions Again

Oh dear. We’re so upset. What a huge impact it made on our lives.

In any case …

What? A Russian lying through their teeth about news? Wow, that’s something you don’t see every day.

Call us as bigoted as you like, but anyone who takes anything meerkats with monatized social media platforms say online with anything less than a bucket of salt deserves all they get. Eastern Europeans – with a few honorable exceptions – are completely allergic to such concepts as truth and scruples – anything to them is justified as clickbait or whatever else their motive, the end always justifies the means to them, that end being advertising revenue.

Evidence for the prosecution: Jovan Jovic. Case closed!

 

MantleJackal Makes A Complete NRaas Out Of It

Ah, dear sweet MantleJackal, for whom ‘reading the instructions’ is something that just happens to other people …

 

Nikkei_Simmer’s The EA Forum Homegoing Queen

Looks like it:

We’d like to be optimistic, but … we can’t.

For far too long EA – especially in the Sims series – has crapped all over its fanbase every chance it got and called it chocolate ice cream.

They are the living definition of tone insensitivity, only caring about stepping on toes if there’s a danger of it affecting the ‘buying mood’.

That they are choosing to erase so much of the old EA forum, not merely port it to a new design, suggests too much of wanting to get rid of awkward evidence.

We’re full out of optimism as far as anything to do with EA’s concerned.