No Honour Amongst Thieves

Posted in Uncategorized on September 21, 2016 by themaresnest

Oh, you’d have to possess a heart of stone not to laugh.


Six years? Erm, you started your ‘All the friends that money can buy’ webshyte in 2011, which makes it FIVE years, you cretin!

Alexurt – who was forgiven (sort of) by the Simgurus for being a lying thieving fantasist in return for being their chief toady and saying how wonderful every crock of shit that came out thereafter was, has now joined Phreakindee (aka Lazy Game Reviewer) now that he’s decided you can only stay bought for so long, and is now getting all bolshie with Simguru Quack Quack over the sort of routine communications that have been passing back and forth from the Simgurus to their pet toadie these last five years.


The trigger was Simguru Drake finding her inner bitch to throw her rattle out the pram in the direction of those Simmers still left that care anymore about the Glitterturd daring to discuss the sort of leaks over forthcoming content which have been routine within the Simming community since the start.

But ‘widely reported by a multitude of fansites’? Dream on! With interest in Sims 4 in terminal decline, so is interest in the Simgurus’ Comical Ali routines – unless of course it’s to hear about them being fired or jumping ship.

What came up next was a spectacular piece of bullshit even by Alexurt’s standards:


‘Focus on only the message they wanted, not the truth’?

Certainly Simguru Drake is guilty of asking Alexurt to change a Sims VIP post to make EA look better – to quote: ‘I’d like to ask if you could adjust the article to focus on my forum wide announcement rather than an almost week old conversation… I hope you understand my position and we can work together to focus on the positive rather than the negative.’


Cue full blown holier than thou refusal to budge citing freedom of speech… the same person that threatened legal action against us (and was told roundly ‘bring it on!’, legal action against EA (which also proved to be a load of hot air) and tried to silence Honeywell at every turn in the lead up to the Glitterturd.

But we digress.

Let’s have Simguru Quack Quack’s request on the behalf of an EA forum member straight from the horse’s mouth, NZSimm3r:


Oh dear. Not very edifying, is it?

‘Taken out of context’… well par for the course there!

Never mind, NZSimm3r, treat it as mind over matter – you shouldn’t mind, she doesn’t matter.

Offline Is Best Line For Sims 3 Time (Especially With EA Looking For New Ways To Force Patch 1.69 On Simmers!)

Posted in Uncategorized on September 20, 2016 by themaresnest


Do we want to connect to the internet to ‘enrich’ our game online?

bastard baby

thumb  thumb

The only thing you bumnuggets at EA are interested in enriching is your own bloody bank accounts.

Little Sims Shack’s SimGuru Dartboard: Hitting The Bullseye, Or Over-The-Double-Top?

Posted in Uncategorized on September 19, 2016 by themaresnest

All the way from Dumblrland, kiddies:


wag_finger  evilgrin


Now come on, there’s probably more than a few that have been tempted to meddle with the Late Night expansion pack dartboard to stick a picture on of someone they don’t like (come October it will be a miracle if there’s not at least one Trump The Chump and Hildog dartboard apiece the way the American presidential race is going…)

We can see why Little Sims Shack thought twice about this one, but the notion of Sims 3 Simmies chucking darts at Sims 4 pics of the Simgurus that sold them down the river for Sims 4… well there is a certain bad taste yet appropriate humour to that one, same as if there had been one of the Simgurus in their Sims 3 guise made by Sims 2 players.

Incidentally, there were such meddled for malice dartboards back in the Sims 2 days, as the below illustrates from Fooodfan31 four years ago…

‘The more things change, the more they stay the same.’


Lampooning within video games is as old as the very first home systems – think back to Manic Miner (the first computer game with in game music… nowadays the likes of Skyrim had bloody symphonies written for them – how far we’ve come indeed!) waaaaaay back in 1983 when Bug Byte Software got their own back on those programmers that jumped ship to form Imagine Software – in particular the bespectacled Eugene Evans who was less than flattering towards those that broke him into the gaming big time.

(Ironically, Manic Miner‘s creator Matthew Smith stitched up Bug Byte in turn when due to a contractual glitch he was able to release the program via his own software company instead!)


Probably the only really controversial part is that this download is being hosted by Delphy of Mod The Sims‘ SimFileShare site – considering all the brown nosing he’s done with Graham Nardone over the years, this one’s going to be a bit awkward for him!

slaplol  point

Bank42n’s Proboscis Monkey Pants

Posted in Uncategorized on September 18, 2016 by themaresnest

From Dumblr… where else?


yewot  yewot


Lisamtown Would Like Her Money Back For Sims 4… After Having It For Two Years!

Posted in Uncategorized on September 17, 2016 by themaresnest


scratchhead  dizzy

You’re joking, right?


Simasaurus09 tried to point out the blinding obvious, but with Movotti in full agreement we think it’s going to be a cold day in Hell before Lisamtown accepts that fools and their money are soon parted…


… especially ones that only two months ago were still so keen to keep on parting from it for the latest additions to the Glitterturd.

whistling mares nest version  ehwhat mare's nest version

To7m’s Latest Dramatic Exit Lasts Less Than A Month (Oh What A Surprise!)

Posted in Uncategorized on September 16, 2016 by themaresnest

This sort of stuff isn’t even funny anymore, just plain boring.


Yeah, whatever.

Three days later…


Sleeping_smiley  Sleeping_smiley

Bekkasan and Rflong7/13, you really fell for this crap?

A mere three weeks and three days later…


whistling mares nest version  whistling mares nest version

We weren’t happy to see this bumnugget reappear last April and are not in the least surprised that he proved to be the same old trolling drama queen from last time around.

Leopards don’t change their spots.

thatsit  thatsit

Jeansoo Is Looking A Gifted Sparkly Postbox In The Mouth – Igazor Is Looking At A Mirage!

Posted in Uncategorized on September 15, 2016 by themaresnest


That old chestnut, the moment you go off to Uni, you get post sent to your home address, although for Igazor that wasn’t the real surprise about what Jeansoo had received but could not see:


evilgrin  evilgrin


Or maybe Jessa_Dakkar it is a shiny postbox because someone’s rammed Edward Cullen into it.

(We can but hope!)