A Berry Sweet Simmer Called KATNIPPLES?!?!?!

Posted in Uncategorized on January 31, 2016 by themaresnest

a berrysweet simmer called katnipples

Oh Berrypie, Berrypie! What has your mighty empire come to when these are the sort of Berry Sweets that have come into being? It’s KatNipples today, it will be cherry or strawberry nipples tomorrow…

But still, imagine a Berry Sweet who still doesn’t know the world that was created specifically for Berry Sweets

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Rflong7/13’s Cake Island version 2 is your download (or the Chocolate Cake version if you want something more agricultural looking). Yes, there’s a giant icing clitoris in the centre, but if you want to create your dream Berry Sweet world there’s nothing quite so appropriate as this one.

LaBlue0314 Wants To Give Her Paparazzi An Offer They Can’t Refuse

Posted in Uncategorized on January 30, 2016 by themaresnest

Hello and welcome back to another veteran poster with the following gruesome goodie.

lablue0314 wants to give her paparazzi an offer they can't refuse

So many paparazzi to kill, so little methods!

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Now come on 06Bon06 and IreneSwift, enter into the spirit of the thread. Get your creative juices flowing!

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No no no, oh our wings and beaks SimKeats that won’t do! Craven? CravenLestat! Come here at once!

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That’s better… er, hang on – this isn’t CravenLestat, that’s bloody Sharkloverplayer hidden under that hijab judging by that post! That’s not your creative juices that are flowing, more like something else…

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Movotti however favoured some monk-y business all of her own:

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Just don’t dress some as supermodels as well, or you’ll get a pitched battle when the monks say to them ‘nice legs, shame about the face!’

(Older British and Canadian readers will get the joke about the Strawbs’ bizarre punk side project, for the rest of you click here.)

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Good grief MoonandStars83, you’re a dark horse in the fiendishness stakes!

Dx1965 had much the same idea, but with a practical twist…

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Set the bumnuggets to work, that’s the idea! If only you could get the Imperius Curse in this game for NPCs.

It’s certainly better than what Karritz and JoAnne65 tried in vain:

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And CK213 wins this week’s award for blind optimism in the face of all experience with his opening sentence:

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For once the avatar matched the post for (oh God, do we really have to type this?) 5782341b77vl (only took three goes… why the plumbobs did you pick that freaking forum name anyway? Are you that bastard that names Sony Vaio laptops as well?):

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As Tangie the HappySimmer3 said, the whole papcrap system could have been done a whole lot better, to prevent we Simmers having to indulge in overkilling to prune the overkill of paparazzi:

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Or at least introduced a concrete flippers mod with Island Paradise‘s arrival!

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Skyscraperfan aka AceFlamingo23 FINALLY Comes Undone As His Bumnuggetry In The Simming Community Comes Back To Haunt Him Elsewhere

Posted in Uncategorized on January 29, 2016 by themaresnest

In the six years and four months we’ve been doing The Mare’s Nest, the one thing we’ve learned is that everything comes to we who wait. Sooner or later, those whose idea of fun is making other people miserable find their sins coming back to bite them hard, finding the world’s a lot smaller than they thought – especially the world gaming community.

aceflamingo23 aka skyscraperfan aka aceofheartsxy caught out in minecraft community

Now, we’ll be honest, we’d tried getting in touch with the community in question to warn them about AceFlamingo23 aka NashvilleKittens aka AceofHeartsXY aka Comedian14 aka TheCocoaBeans1 aka Flamethrower31, etc, etc. – but their administrator having hidden any ways of contacting themselves it was impossible.

Our one hope was that eventually someone over at Kreatious would join the Simming community and discover us in the process, or would look up some suspected AceFlamingo23 alias in an internet search engine where we tend to finish pretty high up.

It turns out that AceFlamingo23/Skyscraperfan has a new alias – Gabapentin – and also someone called Neko92 within the Minecraft community that he’s pushed too far…

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Which meant those on Kreatious were now getting to see all the other gaming communities he’d been annoying over the last few years too, and a lot of facts now fell into place for them.

Moderator Maxmmm1501 joined in the suspicions:

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All of a sudden, Skyscraperfan didn’t have much to say for himself – but Maxmmm1501 did:

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With any luck, this is the beginning of the end for this moron’s antics online, where he has long outlived any amusement he ever afforded and now seems only interest in being a pain in the arse to everyone he ever encounters – and we’re happy that we’ve played a part in putting a stop to him.

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Aw, Poor Wikkle FriendlyOne20 Got Her Jabs

Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2016 by themaresnest

Or shots as you rebel colonies call them (in the same way you call biscuits ‘cookies’, lifts ‘elevators’ and mentally deranged bumnuggets needing locked up and the key lost ‘Donald Trump’…):

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Really Colton147? It can’t be that superior, for there’s many on the EA forum who say you need shots. Or is that shot?

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As GalaticGal points out, if it’s a Tetenus jab, it’s not the jab that’s the problem, it’s the aftermath:

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As for Movotti’s boast, there’s more to this story than meets the eye…

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… begging the question as to whether they have chronic pain syndrome (whereupon a jab’s hardly going to register individually) or some other condition where they are taking regular nerve dulling drugs.

Anyway, it’s not the Simmers that are needing jabs, it’s the EA forum that needs innoculated currently from the current pandemic of Korean Spamflu on the internet, but that’s your story for tomorrow, best beloved…

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Bronnie Simmies

Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2016 by themaresnest

The horror… the horror…

bronie simmies

Someone stop Emorrill, before Hag1TSOTSO gets ideas of making a comeback…

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CravenLestat’s Not Got A Pavillion Laptop, But A PERVillion Laptop!

Posted in Uncategorized on January 27, 2016 by themaresnest

cravenlestat's got a pervillion laptop

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We’re all for decorative laptops, but having one of Harleyquinn and Poison Ivy in tight spandex about to get on down makes us amazed CravenLestat manages to get any work done on his!

Under the circumstances, frankly we’d rather not know what sort of movies you are making on it, young man!

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Wbombje appears to approve – saying when hers is connected to the internet it can get her multiples:

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Igazor meanwhile was looking for some help from both Pervillion owners.

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Confessing to hearing of problems some have had with their lower ends, he’s too scared of indulging in a lappi, and prefers doing it on a desktop.

It’ll be better for his back, we suppose.

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Viddie Can Haz Snow

Posted in Uncategorized on January 27, 2016 by themaresnest

Meanwhile, over in Baltimore…

viddie's getting the snow

Yes, it seems at least someone is getting proper snow, as opposed to the predictions of chaos in the British Isles which have come to naught from the pitiful amounts of snow that have fallen (the rain’s another matter however…).

Granted, at least over in the States their older cities deserve a bit of snow more than their British counterpart since they have – as you can see above – the buildings to make it all picturesque.

Here in the UK especially – the land of the cube school of concrete grey monoblock architecture – we don’t really deserve to have buildings to go with our dramatic or romantic weather. Our cities and towns suck – much of the old buildings that were snapshots of particular periods in time of a city’s development having been knocked down, so it’s all either incredibly old clashing with the incredibly new with nothing to provide a blend.

Anyone that’s saw what’s happened to Detroit will know what we mean.

Anyway, one small crumb of comfort from being snowed in… perfect excuse for quality Simming time!

Still, stay safe all of you out there in the rebel colonies, and as for Viddie regarding another matter…

virtual hug mare's nest version

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