Bettyboop55’s Boob Boob Dee Derp

Posted in Uncategorized on August 17, 2017 by themaresnest


Take it away, Manul:

The line ‘Picture This’ comes from the song called …

… wait for it …

The first single from Blondie’s ‘Parallel Lines’ album and one of their best known songs oft played on the radio when autumn starts to arrive:

If you are wondering why, have a listen:

Sims 3 And The Reverse Abortion Debate

Posted in Uncategorized on August 16, 2017 by themaresnest

Only in the Sims 3 series could you have a topic as controversial as abortion except in reverse – the ethical question of untermination of a foetus!

KaikoMikkusu and TreyNutz were all in favour of respecting the baby’s right to death and decide for itself what it wanted to do when it got older:

However, there were those such as Emily4331 against the Pro-Deathers who quickly found themselves swamped by the liberal permissive douchebags like Igazor and ShojoDagger whose idea of progress is rather than have kids learning to face times they’d ‘not be seen dead in’ instead let them do what they want by keeping them dead in the first place.

And we’d rather not read about Igazor’s porn DVD collection, thank you very much!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the Misfit Wannabe Dentist Elf, indeed! It’s all Peter Dinkage’s fault, of course: those first two seasons of his antics in Game Of Thrones have given people some funny ideas if you ask us.

Speaking of funny ideas, matters for some reason gave way to a debate on school dinners and a mention to the only Doctor Who companion whose killing off was the subject of universal cheers around the country:

You like fish sticks Igazor?

Nah, on second thoughts that joke’s been done to death! We’ll leave the last word to Stdlr9:

Are Your Simmies Cute, Or Needing The Boot? (From Crumpet To Crumpled In One Easy Lesson)

Posted in Uncategorized on August 15, 2017 by themaresnest

Erm, well beauty is all in the eye of the beholder we suppose, Parka12 – one of us thinks Isla has a face like a bashed biscuit tin, but the rest are fine.

And who are we to say when JoAnne65 and CharlottesMom say otherwise?

Many a true word said in jest by Mikezumi, mind – even if her one at the left end looks a little bit like Michael Jackson (who after three decades of composing has spent the best past of this decade decomposing…)

But trust one of the Gnome Pervs to come along and spoil it – Igazor, for shame!


Thankfully the EA forum’s resident crumpet Coco was on hand to bring matters back on track with her usual wholesomeness:

They make the cast in ‘Everyone Loves Raymond’ look like the Manson Family.

(Now there’s a double bill we’d have gladly have paid to see. Or with Freddy Kruegar, Ramsey Bolton or anyone else that would have given them a suitable send off).


Whilst Nikkei_Simmer was doing well with her legacy Simmies…

… the back of Aidann (you sure about that spelling?) looks like it could do with a good iron.

Not so much ‘ripped’ as ‘crumpled’!


Still On The Subject Of SimManiac Camimh’s Cami’s Sims

Posted in Uncategorized on August 14, 2017 by themaresnest

As for her rainbowcy Dusty Plains, it’s equally debatable whether Lazuli was suffering from morning sickness…

… or the sight of Lochi’s underpants!


Is SiManiac Camimh Boldly Going Where No Simmer Has Gone Before, Or Is She Merely Somewhere Over The Rainbowcy?

Posted in Uncategorized on August 13, 2017 by themaresnest

♫ There’s SiManiacs On The Starboard Bow, Starboard Bow, Starboard Bow… ♪

And it’s none other than their old captain, Caminh, double-billing both deep in outer space and showing that Berrypie finally succeeded after all in brainwashing her into her neo-hippy cult the Berry Sweets.

Her space soap Project Unity is based in 2085 after the Third World War (clearly someone’s futurist storyline is certain to be buggered if the current U.S. and North Korea maladministrations have their way…) , and suitably enough it is currently having a ‘it’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim!’ moment…

Good to see Cami’s keeping it canon by ensuring they were wearing the obligatory Red Top of Expendibility.

But a bit dated, don’t you think. Look at today’s Star Trek as opposed to that of yesteryear.

Yes, previously it was all themes from Shakespeare’s The Tempest mushed around freaky aliens, spinning an Animaniacs style Wheel of Morality and Spock’s internal battle less with the need for pure logic than his desire to be fistfucked by Captain Kirk (that’s the real reason why Dr McCoy didn’t like him – wrinkly old homophobic bastard – rather lucky Mr Sulu never found out considering that episode he went apeshit and thought himself a swashbuckler, what?).

But now look at it – no wonder Aurelio Voltaire loves the rebrand under J J Abrams so much. The old Star Trek may have been a bit suspect with all the female crew obliged to wear ass length dresses and kinky boots (clearly the Federation were not Equal Opportunities Employers…), but there would never have been any need for the Corbomite gambit against Balok way back at the beginning (season one, episode ten, before you ask) in today’s Star Trek as he’d have blown his cover within the first minute…


And By The Way, 2FingersWhiskey…

Posted in Uncategorized on August 12, 2017 by themaresnest

Why Cats Paint was a hoax.

Birsh and Silver somewhat spoiled it for themselves when they followed it up with Dancing With Cats, again with the extensive bibliography to make it look like a genuine academic text, but using the exact same cats as the previous book and not even bothering to change their names (and thus losing the few in academia and the media they’d managed to sucker in that they were being entirely sincere) before really blotting their copybooks with Why Paint Cats – whereupon the animal cruelty lobby got them on the line of encouraging morons to dye cats like punk was coming back, book shops cleared it from their shelves, and the two of them have been lucky to get anything in print since.

There’s a parable in all that which you may wish to apply to your own situation. Just saying.

Dear 2FingersWhiskey: Guess What? You ARE Being A Narcissistic Manipulator – Cut It Out!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 11, 2017 by themaresnest

When you start doing the old ‘I’m going to kill myself’ routine again that’s bad enough.

When you do it around the basis of a complete and utter bloody lie that is a disgrace.

You claim you were doxxed by Sim Secret. Quite aside from the fact that would mean twenty five Simmers at best seeing it, this is quite simply a complete fantasy on your part: no one on either the ‘secrets’ or the comments section has done anything of the sort. Ever.

Well you’ve got the even lower number of people reading your Live Journal and Dumblr in an understandable panic thinking you were about to do something silly, happy now you’ve got yourself lots of attention from them and to hell with making them sick with worry as the price?

You want to know what the problem is? You got mentioned once on SS (and not particularly rudely either), tried to milk it in the hope of becoming the centre of attention in the process, and failed: largely because even somewhere like SS couldn’t get much mileage out of your antics.

You’ve tried playing every special snowflake card, tried pushing every ‘triggered’ button trying to get a reaction, and now all that’s left is the old ‘suicide’ card as much loved by every other emo-troll there’s ever been.

Well sweetcheeks, in the week two other serial attention whores have been threatening a whole bit bigger suicide card with nukes, pardon the Simming world for deciding your make believe problems don’t amount to a hill of beans – especially when you’ve been so ‘depressed’ you’ve posted more on your Dumblr every day since than most post in an entire year!

(We stopped counting at fifty for August 8th alone…)

Here’s a tip, feel free to install it: you want to blow away every last friendship you’ve made in this community? Keep right on going the way you are then – because all those people you are draining the fun out of with your emo-vampire routine have lives of their own beyond the net, some enduring some real hardships, not First World ones, and eventually they’ll grow sick of listening to you leeching the last happiness our community brings them from the strife of every day life and will simply turn their back on you for good.