No ‘Wham! Flambé! Thank You Ma’am!’ For SageRainWillow As Yoshi_Dragur2012 Prefers Their Pumpkin Pie With Less Pump!

Posted in Uncategorized on February 26, 2017 by themaresnest

Dish of the day turned out not to be whoever CravenLestat is pursuing this week, but rather newbite SageRainWillow’s dive into the culinary arts Simming style:

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Igazor’s recipe suggestion has us momentarily alarmed:

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Although not half as alarmed as Yoshi_Dragur2012 was:

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Lucky if true that the Simming world hasn’t gone down the road of the British media for creating crappy television cookery shows, otherwise SageRainWillow could end up turning the Great Simmie Bake Off into the Great Simmie Blow Off!

AngryPanCake Generating Some Consternation

Posted in Uncategorized on February 25, 2017 by themaresnest

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It’s the economic upturn they promised us after Brexit and Trump entering the White House! We’re saved!

(Joking folks, joking!)

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As Igazor pointed out, this was all pretty standard for any small to medium size world.

Thus the moral of the story is that a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing in isolation, especially with NRaas Industries mods. Trust them folks, they are what makes your game run so perfectly.

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Kiara07’s Simmies Table Manners Could Be Life Saving

Posted in Uncategorized on February 24, 2017 by themaresnest

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It’s because they’ve heard the sea otters are coming.

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Dear Simguru Quack Quack…

Posted in Uncategorized on February 23, 2017 by themaresnest

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… please shove Jasmine Holiday right up your arse and fart yourself to death on it.

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It’s still The Glitterturd, and we’re not buying it. Ever.

You’ve Been LOLSimmed – Part 72

Posted in Uncategorized on February 22, 2017 by themaresnest

And in a packed programme tonight, we have:

Dorcsyful (EA Forum), Griffindork (Dysfunkshinul Legacy/Boolprop Fight The Addiction False), Shojodagger (EA Forum) and TinySpaceFox (EA Forum).

Enjoy!

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You’ve Been LOLSimmed – Part 71

Posted in Uncategorized on February 21, 2017 by themaresnest

And in a packed programme tonight, we have:

06Bon06 (EA Forum), Griffindork (Boolprop Fight The Addiction False), Kateness (EA Forum) and TinySpaceFox (EA Forum).

Enjoy!

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Don’t Switch The Lights Off!

Posted in Uncategorized on February 20, 2017 by themaresnest

We’re worried about Cloverstardropper. She’s starting to sound like a Trump supporter:

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You’ll be wanting to build a wall to keep all the Taco munchers out and saying McDonalds counts as actual food next!

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A Bloody Awful is what we’d call it!

But… ‘Bone app the teeth’

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Elsewhere, Switchy is hearing things go bump in the night:

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With this being February, might have been Lady Jane Grey taking a holiday during the anniversary month of her execution from haunting the Tower of London to avoid the usual round of dreadful factoid pieces in the media about her being the real source of Shakespeare’s plays, the latest crap ‘lost’ portrait of her being unearthed (here’s a hint folks, if it’s not got freckles, it ain’t her – she was the only British monarch with them, so she was dotty in more ways than one!).

Apparantly she was one of the very few victims of the Tower to be beheaded in one clean blow.

Of course, that’s only counting actual strikes…

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Executioner: ‘Okay, here we go, chop chop… damn, missed. Okay, gotta keep a head of schedule… buggery bollocks, missed again, okay, third time lucky… oh forsooth’s sake, right, this time, come on man, remember the Tower of London’s motto, we’re not at home to Mr Cockup.’

Lady Jane Grey: ‘Lord into thy hands I commend my spirit… when I die of boredom at this rate!’

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