MamaSimsTee, Igazor And BlackSand Can’t Get Enough Of Becks1112’s Crack

Posted in Uncategorized on February 26, 2015 by themaresnest

becks1112 is cracking up

We bet her poor Simmie doesn’t find it as much fun though!

What’s the chances of it happening? Here’s the science bit – concentrate!

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What would really make it more realistic would be if your smartphone was covered with fingerprints all over it, even if your Simmie has been wearing gloves all day, had cleaned the phone earlier and there was therefore no conceivable way the bloody thing should have so much as a smudge on it, never mind looking like someone’s been trying to do fingerpainting all over it.

Not that anyone here at the Mare’s Nest has such troubles with their smartphone, dearie me oh no…

whistling mares nest versionrant

06Bon06 Has A New Job

Posted in Uncategorized on February 26, 2015 by themaresnest

06bon06's new job

Judging by this post, it’s writing the scripts for Emmerdale.

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‘Golluma’, LaAbby and CowPlantForHire? Is this the new Gregorina?

Or is it the new unlikely novelty singer destined to break through come the next Britain’s Got Talent?

We think we should be told.

scratchhead  scratchhead

Leo3487’s Fairy Up For Extreme Bot Fun Shocker

Posted in Uncategorized on February 25, 2015 by themaresnest

Somedays, we think we really missed our vocation in life writing headlines for The Sun or the National Enquirer! Either that or writing Perry and Croft style comedies where every second line is a gay double entendre.

Take it away Leo3487:

leo3487's fairy up for extreme bot fun

yewot  wag_finger

Joossh1 Gets The Whoosh

Posted in Uncategorized on February 25, 2015 by themaresnest

jooshh1 gets the whoosh

You are seriously still having to ask that question after all this time?

No open world in a 2015 game equals no bloody point when the previous version did, and especially when the ‘new’ version of the game looks set to nickel and dime you to an even greater extreme than the previous version did for goodies.

Sims 4 is not a sandbox game, it’s a ‘tick the box’ game at best, a fap program for basement dwellers at worst. It’s certainly not something you can expect to get hours of fun from to the extent you wonder where the day went as was the case with Sims 3.

Rud3bwoy’s Destiny: Fail To Infinity And Beyond!

Posted in Uncategorized on February 24, 2015 by themaresnest

You know what they say about they who laugh last laugh longest – well you’ll be pleased to know that one of the longest running jokes in the history of The Mare’s Nest is still managing to find a whole new audience to this day.

Guess who?

rud3bwoy's destiny is destined to fail

Something fitting about the biggest fail the Simming community has ever know being next to an advert of the biggest fail EA’s ever made for Simmers – this time he’s been annoying players of Destiny.

rud3bwoy's destiny is destined to fail 1

In atypical Rud3bwoy aka Almando Boochoon fashion, matters quickly soured as he tried bigging himself up at the expense of his audience – always a great way to win friends and influence people, and we don’t think.

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facepalmhy2  shakehead

But as Chaos_Matazaki said, this is nothing new for the GameFAQ community insofar as their dealings with Rud3bwoy are concerned.

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At which point, it’s a simple matter of guessing how many posts until the Ghost of Bumnuggetry Past comes back to haunt him:

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At which point, Rud3bwoy went very quiet!

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Go on Brian1337, admit it, this has been a dream come true – haven’t you always wanted to see someone who set their hair in a table jelly mould?

evilgrin  ehwhat mare's nest version

And as Sith Jedi put it, the guy clearly intends making being a complete arsebucket his life career.

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TBone_OG however reckoned that Rud3bwoy had just nipped out to get himself some salad – probably with the salad cream for his hair.

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slaplol  smiley-lol

Almost five years later, and Rud3bwoy’s still rueing the day he ever thought the Simming community would be a soft touch for his trolling antics online.

Will he ever learn?

A Special Heartfelt Message To Ryan Vaughan

Posted in Uncategorized on February 24, 2015 by themaresnest

good riddance simguru ryan

At last, one of the major bastards responsible for all the years of progressively piss poor quality in Sims 3 and one of the major ones responsible for the entire Sims 4 fiasco has either cut and run or been sacked.

One bastard down – three to go.

Shed no tears for his passing – he never shed any for the millions of Simmers his work made miserable, and cost them a packet in money they could ill afford.

Never so much as felt embarrassed once, let alone showed any regret for any of it. We to him were simply consumers to be milked dry.

The Sims world is well rid of the Slapdash Slaphead.

thatsit  thatsit

This Old Simmer, Meceron…

Posted in Uncategorized on February 23, 2015 by themaresnest

… in General D going on and on…

this old simmer

With a frick frack paddy wack, bumnuggetry moan,

Meceron’s f**ked up his home.

Igazor, he posts too,

this old simmer 1

Tells the OP to get a clue.

With a frick frack paddy wack, bumnuggetry moan,

Meceron’s f**ked up his home.

This old Simmer, Tayorous,

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His advice would make things worse!

With a frick frack paddy wack, bumnuggetry moan,

Meceron’s f**ked up his home.

Ceejay402, replier three…

this old simmer 3

… at Igazor she’s come to squee!

With a frick frack paddy wack, bumnuggetry moan,

Meceron’s f**ked up his home.

This old Simmer, Secondender:

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Says ‘screw the game, just go on a bender!’

With a frick frack paddy wack, bumnuggetry moan,

Meceron’s f**ked up his home.

tonguedrop edited for mare's nest use   tonguedrop edited for mare's nest use

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