Another one bites the dust… almost…
Yes, the incontinent dinosaur of the Simming world – Sim Secret – is looking for a new owner as Hooptytrib has had enough – or is merely attention whoring to see how many out there still care less. Time will tell.
After the girl of a thousand faces Frauline Five finally f**ked off (after months of denials in the wake of being outed by us last year as having a lot more involvement in SS than she cared to admit…), things have been near collapse over at Sim Secret, stuttering along even worse than us (and they at least have a full week to come up with crap to post!)
Only eleven ‘secrets’ this week, most of them Sims 2 bumnuggetry more appropriate for a Sims 2 version of LOLSims than Sim Secret.
Apart from a few feuds from Tumblr teenieboppers no one had heard about or for that matter were interested in (Lex Luthor? Who? Should we care?!?!?) it’s been a veritable desert. They even couldn’t muster up the energy to find anything remotely new to condemn Berrypie and her evil Berry Sweet minions over or proffer any more revelations about their role in the great Illuminati conspiracy to take over the Simmerverse. When they’ve run out of Berry Sweet bitchery, you know the game’s up.
There’s been a few bizarre semi-literate digs at Writin_Reg and Rflong7 which appeared more in the hope attacking two EA forum members might get them some extra traffic, but even then it was so impossible for anyone not on the same extremely strong hallucinogenic medications to understand what the bitchings were referring to in the first place, everyone ignored it.
(Trust us, we tried for weeks to understand, identifying and reading the back threads concerned… no joy. Complete gibberish!)
They’ve even realised bitching about MedleyMisty was a pointless (as well as puerile) exercise.
Yeah, really. Just when you thought you’d never live that long to see that day arrive…
So far three Live Journal luddites have thrown their furryfuck ears into the ring, and no prizes for guessing who one of them is:
Yes, Circuswolf – and it will be a great big bloody surprise if she doesn’t get it, considering she and FraulineFive were writing huge chunks of it for plumbob knows how long.
However Steffyn appears to show the correct bumnuggetry required for a Sim Secret owner (‘the juiciest section of the Sims community’… oh please! We’ll give it credit for taking care of Delphy’s paedo protection antics last year, but for far too long it has been only concerned with a ever decreasing and easily ignored niche of that community since about 2007.)
As for Alketaire of the Dimblr Simpathy, we wonder how many of her followers she’ll be keeping now she’s effectively outed herself as an SS contributor (the only ones with a realistic chance of Hoobtytrib giving them the keys to the hovel).
If anyone else feels like applying, here’s where to go, but in all honesty we think you’re likely to be more disappointed than appointed.