If There’s Only One Reason To Live In This World…

Posted in Uncategorized on March 28, 2015 by themaresnest

Bit of an uncomfortable topic for us, but we’ll address it.

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At this point we’d normally crack some sort of joke, but we’ll leave it to Cauliflowers this time.

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Fact is someone wanting to end their life is not something that we can find much to laugh about.

One of the reasons we lost patience with a certain bumnugget was when he played the hint at suicide trolling card. That’s only line you cross with us we will never forgive or forget. Just ask Jamey Durrant.

What disturbed us is that it’s the second time this topic has come up in the forum this week.

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We’d like to add something clever, something kind.

What we’ll add instead is this, the song with the line that gives the only true answer there is.

‘If there’s only one reason to live in this world…

… ask the lonely and the dying.’

Whatisit1326YT’s Saucy Demands

Posted in Uncategorized on March 28, 2015 by themaresnest

Whatisit1326YT's Saucy Demands

Hates ketchup now because it is dark?

Bloody racist!

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Closet saucist – bloody UKetchupper!

Jerking Over A Screenie On The EA Forum

Posted in Uncategorized on March 27, 2015 by themaresnest

One of those posts where if you’re half asleep, you thought for a moment they were talking about something else.

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Clearly 89525 is not a Simblr follower. They jerk and jerk for many minutes until they finally come to a climax by which time viewers are completely exhausted and in no mood to look at any more.

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Remember kids, like NightmareCandle says, don’t try scrolling when jerking.

wiggle tongue  yewot

Racer889 Wanted To Talk About Nascar…

Posted in Uncategorized on March 27, 2015 by themaresnest

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… thankfully nobody else did!

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Secret Sims Confessions

Posted in Uncategorized on March 26, 2015 by themaresnest

Now here’s a thread with potential to root out a few nutters. JessicaSimston started it oh so innocently, but we saw the possibilities at once.

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Jcp011c2 admits to being a bit of a Motherlodefucker.

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Whereas Butterfly61 is a closet Tea Party member:

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When Butterfly61’s next post complains of their Simmies’ ‘tax burden’, you’ll know we called it right again.

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SweetieKaye doesn’t like her Simmies being in the yellow – a wise move to remember whenever in a public swimming pool.

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While Modsey and Llama Del Ray are a right pair of psycho kitties.

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yewot  scared

Are KoumoriDiru and AiHaou odd…

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… or simply living in households where they have to talk to themselves in order to hear themselves think?

The smart money’s on the latter, in which case we advise them to invest in earphones, or invest in making the rest of their households a nice cake like this:

Cauliflowers meanwhile has a solemn confession to make…

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… she eats Vagasil and loves Nascar.

TadOlson’s confession was that TadOlson’s game was full of mods. The alternative was TadOlson finding TadOlson’s game full of bugs.

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TadOlson loves how NRaas Industries Story Progression takes care of TadOlson’s game, but TadOlson does not switch households because of NRaas Industries.

TadOlson switches households because TadOlson is… TadOlson.

As for LaAbby…

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Clearly a Twinbrook player!

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Frozen 2 Disney Appeal Much To Simmers

Posted in Uncategorized on March 25, 2015 by themaresnest

Amongst the contentious topics in the world today, it’s nice to see one of them is certain to unite people of all creeds and colours.

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It’s also nice to know it is now possible to start a Disney topic on the EA forum safely without MadameLee turning up to have one of her little turns in it.

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Especially when the likes of Dreamerz13 and CoffeFreak4Life aren’t having multiple orgasms over it.

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Aimeexoxo wasn’t happy.

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CoffeFreak4Life however really screwed over her own case:

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It took only ten seconds before one of us punched their monitor screen.

‘Hey, I wear a tie with my T-shirt, aren’t I hilarious?’

The only thing hilarious about this guy is that his voice sounds like his balls never dropped – rather like the penny should have dropped with CoffeFreak4Life that this really wasn’t the person to call as an expert witness:

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‘I like “Guardians Of The Galaxy”…’

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‘Is it possible that overexpose as well as hype can destroy a good product?’

Erm no – that’s called being pretentious. It’s the old inverted snobbery of geeks, alternative music fans, ‘high art vs low art’ and everyone else wanting to be special little snowflakes objecting to those tiresome masses they despise daring to like something they do.

Evidence for the prosecution – his take on A Christmas Story:

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‘Part of that may have to do with that the original charm of the product came from the fact that very few knew about it… “A Christmas Story” used to be something of an underground secret’

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Would you be at all surprised to learn that The Lord Of The Rings trilogy comes under similar fire? Or that he’s a Star Wars dork?

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And is there really that much Frozen hype out there? No more than there was Harry Potter, Lord Of The Rings or anything else that ended up a hit. The reason Frozen does not appear to have dropped off the radar however has more to do with being that good old fashioned phenomena of something people liked.

It’s Disney’s biggest grossing movie of all time, and that it managed it with a fraction of the marketing budget originally allocated to it – especially in comparison to the likes of Toy Story, Pocahontas, The Lion King, etc. may have something to do with the fact it was simply very, very good. You don’t get a swathe of unintended Top 10 singles across the world’s music charts from a bloody kids cartoon by sheer accident unless the public really does like it – just ask Art Garfunkel on his biggest hit coming on the back of a 1979 bunny snuff movie for kids!

But we digress:

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Your sequal SweetieKaye wouldn’t happen to be Elsa and Anna visit the Island of Lesbos?

wiggle tongue  yewot

Here’s The REAL EA Sims 4 Statistics

Posted in Uncategorized on March 24, 2015 by themaresnest

Let’s clarify EA’s latest brag sheet a little, shall we?

the real sims 4 statistics

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Lest we forget…

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It certainly was – a sweet sixteen days later…

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♫ So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, get the f**k out! ♪

No rest until the last copy of Sims 4 has been rammed up the last Simguru’s arse!

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