Nikkei_Simmer’s Problem Is That He’s NOT Losing The Plot!

Posted in Uncategorized on January 20, 2020 by themaresnest

Over at Nikkei_Simmer’s blog, he’s been talking about the problems of writing stories in general, not only Simming ones:

Which is more than most of us have done by, erm, twenty stories!

It gets worse folks:


Nikkei – that’s twenty eight fanfiction stories on top of the twenty five Simming ones!

Just to make it Kirry Bixley Simnel levels of scary, that’s seven hundred and seven thousand nine hundred and thirty six words.

I heard that, Mares!
Shaddup, Scary Fruitcake!
Stop calling my friend Scary Fruitcake, you big bunch of farty otters!
And you can blow goats as well, Lauryl!

And five thousand words in three days? We can manage five thousand words in a week if we’re lucky!

Which folks would take you four hundred and twenty four days to catch up with Nikkei if doing it at his same five tonnes in three days. Just thought we’d mention it.

Oh, and eighteen hours.


Nikkei, you don’t have a plot bunny problem, you have a plot Watership Down problem – and probably Efrafa, Vleflain, Thinial, Sandleford and the Warren of the Snares on top!

Twenty Years Of The Sims Series

Posted in Uncategorized on January 19, 2020 by themaresnest

Aaeiyn reminded everyone that it was twenty years ago today – no, not Sergeant Pepper!

For Nikkei_Simmer, there’s a certain poignancy as each stage has been marked by a milestone in his life:

Thankfully he never bought Sims 4, or that would have been a millstone in his life!

Personally MKSizzle if our mothers had said it was right up our alley she’d be getting a sack of coal for her next birthday.

No such thing as more years than is healthy when it comes to playing the Sims, Mikezumi!

And now for TheBriamon’s favourite recipes – roast Bettie Newbie!

Sleepster gave a very lengthy account of his history of Simming …

… but, oh, for a bloody paragraph or two!


Whilst King_of_Simcity7 reminisced on his youth and Evalen on becoming a sweet succulent granny …

… Telmarina’s not so sure whether it’s making her feel young or old.

One thing’s for certain in KaeChan2089 – they’re speaking for more Simmers than they’ll probably ever know.


Lord Simlish’s Latest Custom Content Capers Driving Him Batty

Posted in Uncategorized on January 19, 2020 by themaresnest

Over at Lord Simlish’s blog, he’s creating The World’s Greatest Detective for your game:

By merging the cape into the costumes, Lord Simlish will allow players to avoid the rigmarole of having to wait for the Accessories part of CAS to load up.

Unfortunately there has been some problems:

For one, they have two Robins.

But it has to be said, the outfits look really good.

And of course there’s already a Batmobile to go with it – one of many:

Will Lord Simlish finish his Caped Crusader and Boy Wonder.

Or will they finish him?

Tune in next update to find out –  same Mare’s time, same Mare’s channel!


Raiders Of The Lost Island Consignment Shop – Part 58

Posted in Raiders Of The Lost Island Consignment Shop on January 18, 2020 by themaresnest




Stories And Others And Taffer Plumbobs Oh My!

Posted in Uncategorized on January 17, 2020 by themaresnest

Yes, some more details, this time with the Best Story Or Other category, and for once some names you’ll be familiar with:

A big ha! take that fascists! because there’s more Sims 3 stories than there are for Sims 2 or the Glitterturd, so good to see it’s still holding its own – albeit half are from Taffer veteran Livvielove, whom as she took eight Golden Plumbobs back in 2018 – two being for Song of the Nightingale has to be in with a good shout with one of them.

But Cororon’s Mike Malone The Dirty Cop complete with buck toothed green spider has to be considered a strong contender, considering Mr Indentured Arachnid has appeared in some other Taffers’ stories lately as well.

Owl of Nevermore’s Snowe Saga however could be the one to watch, especially as it was updated as lately as December time – and with jokes as appalling as this, it has to be in with a shout:

We are also contractually obliged as well to point out regarding the character of Taya …

… that she’s wearing an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot bikini, that she wore for the first time that day.


Bit Late Now To Close That Door Years After The Horse Has Bolted, Igazor?

Posted in Uncategorized on January 16, 2020 by themaresnest

Good luck Igazor in your belief that Lucy_Henley will prove any more cooperative than the thousands of others for whom posting a mention of NRaas is treated as if they are doing this:

Whilst understanding that there was the desire to be more markedly more helpful that the standard of help users got for Awesome Mod from the fat pervert Pescado and his More Awesome Than You scum (including them telling Cororon she deserved raped for asking noob questions) , our sarcastic take on what the Great Simming Public would do upon the launch of the new website has been bourne out over time.

Give the f**kers an inch, and they take a mile.

But you never know, Lastic Henley may prove the exception that tests the rule.


Rflong7/13 Shows Cororon Her Massive Ginger Bush

Posted in Uncategorized on January 15, 2020 by themaresnest

Further nonsense on the gingers thread on the EA forum now has Rflong7/13 proving to the Taffer Turnip that she’s an It Girl.


Cousin It from the Addams Family to be precise!

Things got worse as Kynan decided to perv up the anté considerably:

Could have been worse, could have attempted to perv up his Auntie!
Shaddup, Lauryl!

‘Best entry ever!’ ?


We’d rather not read what your preferences are for your favourite places for entry, young man!