LoubyLou1985 (Hayley Adcock) Can Now Get Her Wheelchair, Thanks To YOU, Dear Simmers!

Posted in Uncategorized on June 28, 2015 by themaresnest

It’s been a shitty last few weeks with one thing or another, so let’s end it on a happy note:

best news all week

What was started last October has finally come true, despite some attempts at yellow press against it from the scummier elements, the target has been reached, and you dear Simmers have helped one of your own gain a bit more of her life back.

Yeah, we know its corny, but this is for all of you who donated, made custom content to publicise the fund drive… it’s moments like this which make the Simming community so wonderful to be a part of.

virtual hug mare's nest version


Kitty13_x’s Spamming Was A Farce, But Lisasc360 Was Just Being An Arse

Posted in Uncategorized on June 27, 2015 by themaresnest

kitty_13x and lisasc360's spat

Some of you will have noticed that the recent revival in talk about Harry Potter Simmies (doubtless as a result of the worst kept secret in the literary world of J.K. Rowling yet again going back to the series she vowed never, ever, ever to touch again… ho hum…) has saw a certain Kitty13_x plying her trade in response.

kitty_13x and lisasc360's spat 1

They will also have noticed Lisasc360 moaning about it with the same cut and paste faux why oh why? bitchy response.

kitty_13x and lisasc360's spat 4


kitty_13x and lisasc360's spat 3

… and over…

kitty_13x and lisasc360's spat 2

… and over again…

kitty_13x and lisasc360's spat 1

wanker  wanker

kitty_13x and lisasc360's spat 5

What ‘relevant’ threads, CreamierThanMami? Your ever so hilarious thread about your Simmie going art nouveau in style thanks to bad custom content – oh our aching sides, how original, that’s never happened at all in the last six years of Sims 3.

deadhorse shakehead

What next, an amusing picture of a vegetable you found at the local supermarket that’s shaped like a penis? Jesus appearing on your toast? A shit stain on your underwear that looks exactly like a map of the New York subway?

Okay, Kitty13_x was taking liberties, but at least her post was about something newhad you bothered to check the link:

kitty_13x and lisasc360's spat 6

Okay, we’ll admit some aren’t all that great, some are, you make the downloads and decide for yourselves, but considering our own attempts to plug the Simming gaps in the Pottersphere aren’t going to win any prizes we’ll always applaud a trier.

(That said, we still think having Neville Longbottom (this was someone else’s Simmie, by the way… erm, we think!) and Draco Malfoy pissed as farts was one of our finer moments!).

kitty_13x and lisasc360's spat 7

We do like her version of Cho Chang, more like we imagined her to be in the books rather than the cuddly film version. Had we not been forced into making one of our own, we’ve have been tempted to use this.

But we digress.

The point is at least Kitty13_x was offering something tangible and fun in her posts. What was Lisasc360 offering, other than her usual, predictable, endless shitstirring?

shakehead  fryingpan

Sims 3 Groundhog Day Sees Trollnexus’ Plans Up In Smoke

Posted in Uncategorized on June 26, 2015 by themaresnest

no luck trollnexus

yewot  scratchhead

no luck trollnexus2

The problem of course is that as Karritpoints out the game resets the non-playing households once every twenty four hours – properly if you have the relevent NRaas mods installed.

ehwhat mare's nest version  ehwhat mare's nest version

Still, at least it kept CravenLestat amused.

no luck trollnexus1

CreamierThanMami: Why Berry Sweet Apostacy Can Never Go Unpunished

Posted in Uncategorized on June 25, 2015 by themaresnest

One of Berrypie’s Berry Sweet cult disciples appears to have lapsed judging by her avater, and let this be a lesson to you all of the results:

creamierthanmami's picked the wrong target

Hideously deformed Simmies, and a hideous new avatar to boot.

Go back to your mistress at once you wicked child and beg forgiveness for your Sims!

And we’ll have none of that talk of comparing Eldritch and NRaas to abominations, you heretic.

wag_finger  wag_finger

Zoeyrock89 Had A Lovely Dream, Whilst Karritz’s Pussy Has Gone To The Dogs

Posted in Uncategorized on June 24, 2015 by themaresnest

Sadly, one unlikely to come true however…

Zoeyrock89 Had A Lovely Dream

Peaches327 shared the aspiration, whilst TreyNutz decided if they were all going to dream, it was time to dream big.

Zoeyrock89 Had A Lovely Dream 1

Zoeyrock89 Had A Lovely Dream 3

Whilst TadOlson pontificated on the surefire way TadOlson has a bug-free experience in TadOlson’s Sims 3 on TadOlson’s computer, DougTroute and the unofficial Voice Of NRaas on the EA forum (a bit like being the Voice Of Sauron, except with longer tea breaks and complimentary Walmart vouchers every quarter) decided the sky was the giddy limit.

Zoeyrock89 Had A Lovely Dream 4

We think Barisaxy’s account has been hacked by the way…

Zoeyrock89 Had A Lovely Dream 5

… come on, a wishes thread and she didn’t mention saxaphones once?

wiggle tongue  ehwhat mare's nest version

Karritz meanwhile seemed to be thinking of other matters on the same thread entirely:

Zoeyrock89 Had A Lovely Dream 2

yewot  yewot

Never mind working out how to reattach those keys, what we want to know is how sticky can your pussy possibly be that it has lifted some of the keys right off your keyboard in the first place?

Can You Tell Which Is GeekyAngelGirl’s Witch Motivations?

Posted in Uncategorized on June 23, 2015 by themaresnest

geekyangelgirl's realisations

Your name is Elphaba Thropp?

geekyangelgirl's realisations 1

You’ll have to get up pretty early in the morning to catch out Lovespandas1 – in fact you’d have to not go to bed at all.

But it was TreyNutz who got it right once again (really, this is starting to get spooky? Did NRaas Industries invent him or something?)

geekyangelgirl's realisations 2

Clearly GeekyAngelGirl has never heard of Cillit Bang.

(Unless Barry Scott’s a lying bumnugget!)

wag_finger  scratchhead

Yes, Ellessarr, We Know You Mean Well, But…

Posted in Uncategorized on June 23, 2015 by themaresnest

ellessarr's overlong post

… you might at least have some sort of sympathy for your audience.

Proofreading, proper paragraphing, and not packing everything into one overstuffed post helps – especially if you want to get any replies.

facepalmhy2    shakehead


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