Welcome Back FosoSam, No Thanks For The Pictures…

Posted in Uncategorized on October 5, 2015 by themaresnest

Welcome Back FosoSam, No Thanks For The Pictures

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Before Bookygirl and Switch start wagging their fingers at us for kinkshaming (it’s the new rock ‘n’ roll apparently…) what FosoSam does behind closed doors is entirely his own business, but he should not be posting pictures of his glow-in-the-dark buttplug and accessory twin vibrators on the EA forum – it is after all a family forum.

Oh come on! You’re not really falling for him telling you those idiotic things could possibly be something as ludicrous as game controllers… are you?!

scratchhead  dizzy

PhatAct Does A Real Life Sims Video – Blimey, That’s Original!

Posted in Uncategorized on October 4, 2015 by themaresnest

Oh hold in the multiple orgasms if you can:

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It doesn’t take a genius to work out that Packstar is one of those behind the video in question he’s desperate to plug, but never mind.

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Please, just go away…

PhatAct is another of those tedious fame whore bumnuggets who does ‘in real life’ videos for various games such as Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Zelda in real life, Toad from the Mario games in real life, and after two years of derisory viewing figures, you would really have thought they might have considered a new line and perhaps even new material instead of rehashing the same routine but with a different game endlessly – especially as all the games in question have been done to death in this fashion years ago.

And oh, they do ‘prank’ videos as well – like every other talentless motherf**ker on You Tube. Show us a ‘prank’ video where there’s some sort of novel twist – such as the victim reacting by cutting off the genitals of the ‘prankster’ and shoving them into their mouths – and we’ll care.

Here’s the clown behind it all at his dot.com twat.com:

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‘Specialising in the unique’? ‘Thriving with creativity?’ If that load of last week’s reheated leftovers sicked up on You Tube is your best shot sunbeam, we hope you’ve got a day job to fall back on!

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But some of you make have time to kill whilst taking a dump on the toilet or whatever, so here’s something to watch and decide for yourself whether it’s funny or not – personally we find them all as painfully bad as each other, but each to their own…

Sleeping_smiley  Sleeping_smiley

T3ddy’s Rather Hard To Bear

Posted in Uncategorized on October 3, 2015 by themaresnest

Another one which Vidkid20 pointed out recently was the following obvious troll post on the EA forum from a certain T3ddy:

t3ddy wanting periods in sims 3

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For those of you who don’t know who T3ddy is (like Simguru Bethanie, who may have had the sense to ban his sorry ass and be done with it had she done her homework…) , he’s some Dago twat called Lucas Olioti that is another of these tiresome wannabe You Tube gamer vloggers convinced he’s some sort of superstar.

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He’s around a number of other gaming communities, attention whoring for all he’s worth. He even does a section called ‘troll quests’ on his vlog, for those that haven’t already got the hint. Ignore the bumnugget!

Vidkid20 Exposes The Uncanny Parallels Between Sims 4 And ‘Fear The Walking Dead’ TV Series

Posted in Uncategorized on October 2, 2015 by themaresnest

Oh yeah, we can’t let you all escape without bringing the following to attention from Vidkid20’s Sim Lair as well…

The Walking Dead and Sims 4's uncanny similarities

ehwhat mare's nest version  slaplol

By the way Viddie, it’s not got toddlers either!

An Autumnal Perusal Of Vidkid20’s September

Posted in Uncategorized on October 1, 2015 by themaresnest

It’s been ages since we posted about goings on at Vidkid20’s Sim Lair – and since it’s the one place that can be relied upon to pick up the torch concerning contemporary bumnuggetry on the EA forum and elsewhere, we really ought to do a recap on events which Viddie has cast a gimlet eye over.

First up came at the start of September the end (hopefully…) of Our Vid’s health problems:

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We’ll be honest, any mention of anti-depressants gets us worried. We read about more and more Simmers being put on these bloody things in their teens (including a number we’ve mentioned here over the last year…).

At least Viddie’s that bit older, and it is health related (and more to the point it is working – she’s been far more active on her blog now that she has been for months), but if everyone else wants to know why we get the mega heebie-jeebies over happy pills, read on.

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Over the last eighteen or whatever months, both of us had cause to be prescribed with these bloody things, so a bit of first hand knowledge goes a long way to making us wary. One of us was injured back in 2014 (long story…), the injury refused to heal properly and the moment your humble narrator complained to the local Quack that they were still feeling pain and it was interfering with work, out came the happy pills.

Yeah, like that’s really going to speed up the healing process, but unfortunately nowadays there’s a certain amount of ‘take it or leave it’ where the NHS is concerned – if you don’t do their first treatment, and let it fail (as it invariably will), you don’t get the hospital referral to see a specialist that will know what the real problem is as they’re dealing with the same cases umpteen squillion times a day. Sit down, shut up, take your placebo and be jolly grateful for it – that’s the new British way. The drugs companies who give ‘incentives’ (i.e. kickbacks) to local health boards and GPs to punt this crap have got to get their profits on the public purse before you can get better.

For the other half, it was amongst other things stress related (ie. biting off more than they could chew), but that’s another story.

Strangely enough – or rather not for those with eyes to see –  both of us got the same thing: amitriptyline.

The British National Health Service these days is dishing it out like Smarties it seems for just about anything and everything. Amitriptyline is a particularly nasty little bag of tricks, since amongst other ‘side effects’ (such as brain shrinkage if taken for too long) it has been linked to significantly increased suicide levels when prescribed to teenagers or those in their early twenties within the first few weeks of taking them.

(Cult folk singer Nick Drake of ‘Riverman‘ fame – cousin of William Drake of Cardiacs and a fellow WordPress blogger – died from an overdose of it).

It was only meant to be used for major depression – you know, the way most of you felt at the end of your first day after buying and installing Sims 4 – but with so many other anti-depressants being subject to negative headlines from their recreational uses, it has made its way by default into being the favourite happy pill of the medical establishment in the ‘civilised’ west – dished out for just about anything and everything.

We’ve been here before: ask Rflong7/13 and Writin_Reg about the good old days of Librium, Mogodon and of course Valium. All of them via prescription – all of them harder to be weaned off than heroin. When they got a bad press (about three decades too late…), the switch was made to diazepam and temazepan – bang on time for them to become synonymous with the new recreational drug culture around the ‘rave’ scene. Which meant they were replaced in turn by… well, you get the picture.

But we digress.

Your humble narrator was pushed up to 25 mgs from 10 mgs (the initial strength it seems you get this crap) when – surprise, surprise Cilla! – it had no effect on the problem, except making yours truly feel dopey. Going to over double strength meant taking ludicrous amounts of coke drinks in order to be functional enough to go about ones daily business, even then your short term memory goes for a Burton.

As for the other half, 10 mgs was bad enough. One near miss with a car crossing the road forgetting to look before doing so was the last straw.

Swapping notes, we decided that the most prudent course of action was to invest in Codeine tablets and chocolate (chocolate is the answer, who cares a f**k what the question is!), and hope that when reincarnated we come back as cats living on a catnip farm.

And oh, telling our respective GPs to shove that Amitriptyline up their arses.

So good luck to anyone that gets put onto any of these anti-anxiety/anti-depressants – but if it’s looking to be more trouble than it’s worth, don’t put up with whatever crap your quack gives you.

Anyway, onto other matters.

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We like the way Viddie waited until she’d first admitted she was on pills before saying ‘your wit will be forever legendary’. Maybe we ought to try to excuse the last six years on codeine abuse.

(Actually certain more bonkers Mare’s Nest moments came courtesy of one of us being shitfaced on cider loooooooooooooong before they were of the legal age to drink, but that’s another story for another time… oh yeah, and doing blog stuff when you’re still out of your tits on hypnoval from the dentists is highly recommended as well…).

All of which begs the question, just how hard were the Simgurus cheesing when they came up with the idea that Sims 4 was going to be a winner?

In any case, with Viddie back firing on all cylinders, she’s been spotting a few nuggets on the EA forum that escaped our wandering attentions…

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Yes Ash251987, there’s a few Simmers – never mind Simmies – we think ought to woo-hoo themselves, or words to that effect!

And of course, there was time for Viddie to get on her steel toecapped Doc Martens for everyone’s favourite hate of the month of September – Rachel Franklin’s interview with the British Metro free newspaper where she tried as ever to pour more glitter on the Glitterturd:

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As Vidkid20 pointed out, that a mere three days later out came another free trial for Sims 4 as their latest damage relations exercise from the latest PR howler shows how much those at EA really believe their own bullshit.

But before anyone could say ‘don’t knock it until you’ve tried it, erm, again!’, Viddie gave it another go and found it all as exciting as before:

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It at least gave her Simself in the Fourth Dimension a chance to do their legendary Aarin impression:

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And Sharkloverplayer has really been failing in his Sims 4 duties in not keeping players warned of what to expect regarding his favourite topic in all Sims series releases to date:

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We suppose this is all meant to be part of the new realism of the game, friction being caused over male Simmies thinking that all a female is interested in is whether he has a huge helmet or not.

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Little Things Mean A Lot To TheSikiSass

Posted in Uncategorized on September 30, 2015 by themaresnest

We were pretty confused by the title of this thread. Luckily the initial post made far more sense.

Little Things Mean A Lot To TheSikiSass

Hmmm, the growing of plants and cat wrestling, amongst other things. But what about you lot?

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If it wasn’t for the bit about the TVs Simasaurus09, we’d be worried you were training to be a stalker.

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Laydayway meanwhile preferred to go for a more traditional pleasure.

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As did ScottDemon:

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But TadOlson goes for the unconventional pleasures…

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… that’s because TadOlson is… TadOlson!

Jessa_Dakkar meanwhile has a whole load of little favourite things.

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If that list had got any longer, there would have been whiskers on kittens and brown paper packages all tied up with string next.

KoumoriDiru has a good one that virtually everyone that’s done a legacy or other Simmie story has used at one time or another – the TV animations:

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Not so good was FuzzySlipers45’s:

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We’d rather not read about your Simmies tossing in bed, thank you very much – this is a family show!

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‘The good ship sailed on the Ally Ally Oh, on the last day of September…’

KeatsyKat43’s Obscene Post On The EA Forum

Posted in Uncategorized on September 29, 2015 by themaresnest

KeatsyKat43's Obscene Post On The EA Forum

You do realise that in some countries publicly calling for the return of the Katy Perry’s Strawberry Nipples Stuff Pack is a capital offence?

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Lisasc360 pointed out the one problem with licensed products… that is, when the licence expires.

In actual fact there’s plenty of people that have converted the crap from that stuff pack into package format. Do a little moseying around and you’ll find all of it for free.

Not that we condone piracy, but frankly for that bumwipe EA and Katy Perry ought to be paying you to put it in your game.


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