DrnSimmer’s Favourite Musical Instrument Is The Brass Strumpet

Posted in Uncategorized on May 14, 2015 by themaresnest

Never did an avatar match a post so well!

drnsimmer's problem

Moonandsixpens along with Igazor (is there a thread he’s not on these days?) gave their advise, but it seems pretty clear where the real problem lies.

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Trying to hit on him DrnSimmer when his wife has just had a baby you shameless hussy?

For shame on you – homewrecker!

disgusting that's what it is

Game’s A Bogey On Simsbae’s Claims

Posted in Uncategorized on May 13, 2015 by themaresnest

Okay, just hold on, wait a minute, stop the bus, hold the phone, park the car, and in general stop!

what does boogers taste like

When did this idea start that boogers, bogies, greenies, etc. taste salty?

Who are this sick weirdo perverts with salty tasting snorters?

Come on, it’s not like we go around tasting other people’s bogies (even if they are meant to be a high source of protein), but since when did they have salt in them unless you’ve been eating crisps (that’s ‘potato chips’ to you in the rebel colonies) then taken a drink that’s gone down the wrong way and been regurgiated up back through your nose?

scratchhead  dizzy

Anyway, CravenLestat’s got problems of his own:

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Except it wasn’t. It was Agnes Crumplebottom – because she was looking for someone with a bigger dick. But then you were looking for someone with bigger tits anyway, so you’re evens.

The rejection however just went on for him:

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Simsbae was looking for someone with bigger manboobs. Sorry CravenLestat, yours simply are not pert and mouthwatering enough for her  – although she thinks you do have tweekable nipples, even if they are a bit hairy.

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Anyone else wanting to know IreneSwift’s make of shampoo?

InfraGreen meanwhile is having to deal with monosexuality:

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Dax would make an ideal Simguru. After all, we keep saying they should go f**k themselves and clearly Dax would like nothing better.

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TadOlson meanwhile has no such nonsense in TadOlson’s game, thanks to the way TadOlson has set TadOlson’s story progression.

Meanwhile…

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Of all the people proving what we said earlier right, it would have to be bloody 5782341b77vl, the Simmer whose name we have to keep going backwards and forwards between screens to effing type – STOP BEING QUOTABLE YOU BASTARD!

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Yes TreyNutz, but the tomato was shaped like a penis and testicles and so your Simmie was able to sell a picture of it to the British tabloid press, who lap up this sort of childish crap to sell to their even more moronic readership at £1 a pop.

And you in the USA thought National Enquirer readers represented the bottom of the food chain?

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Ah come on, Trollnexus, what about all those nights you’ve come home after finding you just couldn’t score, saw a tomato and said ‘ah, f**k it!’

But enough of this fruitage

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Euphamisms, Igazor, all euphamisms. At least it wasn’t their melons or plums.

ehwhat mare's nest version  smiley-shocked032

Kati77 Solves The Mystery Of How Simmies Can Carry Cars Around

Posted in Uncategorized on May 12, 2015 by themaresnest

kati77 solves the car carrying mystery

So this is what Simmies do in the blink of an eye, the same way they can completely change clothes and hairstyles in a single spin.

You want to see the full thing, don’t you?

slaplol  bravo

Leo3487’s Back To The Future, Or Is It Back To Front?

Posted in Uncategorized on May 11, 2015 by themaresnest

leo3487's back to the future

If Sims 3 looks like an 80s movie, Sims 4 must look like an early coloured cartoon from the 1930s – either that or Lazy Town.

Certainly the hairdos are the same as Lazy Town:

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06Bob06 called out Kremesch73 on his bumnuggetry:

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Anyone who says that Sims 3 looks plastic in comparison to Sims 4 needs to go to an optician or stop taking whatever non-prescription drugs they are on.

But Kremesch73 knows this, otherwise why would he be posting this bullshit on the Sims 3 section of the EA forum? Nothing more pathetic than someone trying to convince themselves by empty vesselling to others.

Thankfully there was two of the veteran players – Rflong7/13 and EleanorBreton – to restore sanity…

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… even if Rflong7/13’s avatar didn’t!

yewot  smiley-shocked032

AbellaKellaher Asks The Ultimate Sims 3 Question

Posted in Uncategorized on May 10, 2015 by themaresnest

do the llamas ever win

So we’re not the only ones to have noticed that the Llamas suck!

slaplol  smiley-lol

Ciane has noticed something interesting about the rabbit holes where the Sports Stadium is combined with something else:

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Well if that’s the price for saving a bit of space, afraid that the Llamas can expect to suck for a good time to come in our games!

wiggle tongue  wiggle tongue

Plopppo’s Public Private Snuggly Wuggly Cuddletime

Posted in Uncategorized on May 9, 2015 by themaresnest

public private plopppo

Hmmmm, if you’re talking about it on the EA forum, is it really private cuddle time any more?

Still, it’s at least preferable to CravenLestats Checkout Till Shagging Teddy Bear!

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smiley-shocked032  smiley-shocked032

The horror… the horror…

Christopher’s Not Much Of A Man Of Steel

Posted in Uncategorized on May 8, 2015 by themaresnest

Netopiasgal isn’t too impressed with Christopher Steel proving to be a member of the Bilbo Baggins School of Assertive Homeowners.

christopher's not much of a man of steel

According to CravenLestat and SweetieKaye, it’s more to do with him being a boy who can’t say ‘no’.

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InfraGreen thinks he’s more the Charlie Larkin (or whatever that four eyed f**ker’s surname was in Darling Buds Of May) of Simming:

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Oh yeah, Jillbg – that sort of a conversation is it?

Karritz however thinks he has his uses – namely anyone she wishes, much to ZeeGee’s approval:

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yewotyewot

That’s quite enough of that sort of pervy talk, young ladies!

disgusting that's what it is

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