JKTee511 Leaving Sims World Forever (At Least That’s The Story This Week)

So came the ‘dramatic’ announcement over on the EA forums and his own blog last night (our guess it’s the former and not the latter you heard it from first):

The forum is no more glitchy – indeed a considerable amount less – than it has been in the past. Or have you forgotten the carry on back in the spring?

As for the hacker – leaving’s not going to save you as EA already has your details on record for them to be ‘security breeched’ again. If you feel that strongly about it, contact their customer services and ask them to remove your details from the Sims 3 forum database- but you’ve no intentions of doing that, have you?

No off-topic sections or private messages? Why moan about that now when it’s always been the case and you substituted for the lack elsewhere? Unless you’re simply padding out your reasons.

But the part about people being mean to you? Aw diddums.

Maybe if you hadn’t about turned into someone with all the substance of a hologram late last year maybe, just maybe, this wouldn’t have happened. Lord knows it was a blow-up waiting to happen.

Serious face time, Bodie in The Professionals serious face time.

Have a look back at your output on the EA forum and elsewhere.

Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – Mummies – Lady Gaga – on and on and f**king on, day-in, day-out without any let up. Ever.

Taken from his now defunct blog this week. Wash, rinse, repeat. By the way Jake, your mother also said 'If you do not have anything new to say, then don't say anything!'

On the EA forums, on the umpteen Comrades forum, on your own blog, on other people’s blogs and chats  – Jesus jumping Jehoshaphat, even on the Sims Forums when you were following Rayy13 around like a lovesick turd it was the only thing you ever said!

You’re wondering why people eventually got sick of reading posts from a biological spambot and asked you to go get yourself a big slice of Shut The F**k Up Cake? No, JKTee511, the majority of people on forums aren’t shy – just very, very bored of listening to the same speil.

On top of that, if some people began treating you more as someone they just saw around the forums and were polite to but not someone they’d call a friend, maybe it’s because of your history of being like a nitroglycerine moth – no knowing what was likely to make you explode on them or flit off elsewhere.

You badmouthed us from dawn to dusk when you were Comrade Rich’s loyal mutt, even to the extent of telling lies on the EA forum about our custom content causing problems in people’s game – then suddenly did a complete volte face and started acting like we were the dog’s sweaty bollocks when you wanted Furyred to pat you and take you for walks (for which you got a very public f**k off from us).

Back to the Comrades, you had another one of your little turns and abused your moderatorship to have Madame Lee expelled from Sims Nation then tried with others most wouldn’t pish on if they were on fire to have her also permabanned from the EA forum.

In all that bumnuggetry, there was still Lady Emillye and Vidkid20 willing to see the good side in you. But you were even willing to f**k over them to please Windbag when he was in need of a new loyal mutt come June, inbetween running into everyone else’s chatroom spamming those inside to come to his .

When that inevitably fell apart you could be found joining the splinter faction from Windbag’s Academy Of Stupid Shitbags, the Crazies forum and blogs, the Cloud 10 backstabbers, flitting around hither and thither like a confused moth in a lightbulb factory to whatever your brain told you was the Next Big Thing and the next ‘hip kids’ – and invariably getting it wrong.

As the man once sang, ‘Hey sucker, what the hell got into you?’

You know what? Some people may miss the Sims world’s equivalent of the village idiot always looking for the next ‘big kid’ to toady up to, but not us.

We’re not glad to see him go, but we’re not sad either. This break cuts both ways. It was like having a loopy Labrador one moment barking angrily at you and the next humping your leg. Besides, don’t put your house on him being gone for good, because this time next week or the week after, whatever, he’ll be back.

But here’s a tip JKTee511 in the meantime.

Less caffeine in your life – ‘cos frankly that would explain a lot.