LRM09 Catering To The Sick Gnome Perverts Yet Again

Another bit of hot weather across the northern hemisphere, and the pervs are out to play on the EA forum again, but LRM09 has really outdone herself this time.

Put one of her gnomes in with her laundry bear, and you can be sure the washing cycle will become wash-spin-rinse-blowjob. No wonder laundry bear’s got that big smile on his face and his eyes are like saucers.

Can’t they just read a book whilst waiting for the cycle to finish like everyone else?

Not only were her gnomes giving blowjobs, but bumjobs as well.

No prizes for guessing who turned up yet again at the slightest whiff of there being some gnome pervery in the works.

Rflong7 allegedly visited Gnauty Li’l Gnomes recently – she was very disappointed, and reported them to their ISP for ‘false advertising’.

Don’t be too surprised to find Rflong7’s next lot being a fully stocked Gnome Dungeon, with gnomes in black leather and rubber offering a range of services, starting with ‘massage’ and you can damn well guess the rest yourselves!

The worst of it is the way they’re encouraging others like the innocent Emily4331 to wish to experiment in their morphophiliac depravity, openly touting themselves like they’re a certain Sims 2 expansion pack ie. Open For Business.

‘Hi, I’m Emily4331, I’ve never done it with a gnome before, please be gentle with me!’

As LRM09 says, she has all kinds of gnome pictures – most of which it appears leave nothing to the imagination.

'Hi, I'm LRM09 - my gnomes are hot and horny and waiting for YOU!'

As if the top two aren’t bad enough, look at the two on the bottom right, one bending over as if saying to the one behind ‘give it to me, big boy!’ and the other one looking as if they’re just about to pounce.

EA Sims gnomes – corrupting our youth since 27th August 2000!