One Million Hits Later…

On Lost Island…

Ready Lauryl?

‘Eh?’

We said ‘are you ready Lauryl?’, you bumnugget!

‘Sorry, can’t hear you! You’ll have to wait until after I’ve sent this into orbit!’

We’ll send you into orbit in a minute! You did light the fuse, didn’t you?

‘Pardon? Hold on Mares! Wait for the rocket to fire! I just lit the fuse!’

For the love of plumbob, it’s like talking to EA Customer Services!

‘All of the noise takes me to the outside, where there’s all creations joining in, celebrating happiness and joy, all around the world – on land and in the sea…’