Gatorade3-PathologicalLie Shocks EA Forum Members With Her Shaggy Dog Story

Prepare yourself for one really bizarre post, even by EA forum standards.

Now we know that Gatorade3 (now PathologicalLie) has had problems with the way their Simmies breed, even so, this idea seems a bit barking.

  

Danger Danger led the chorus of people running for the smelling salts, sensing something fishy.

The more PathologicalLie (Gatorade3) tried to explain it, the more they had them heading for the hills.

Just in case you still aren’t clear about what Gatorade3’s asking for:

Lucky really that Sims 3 wasn’t made in Germany we suppose!

Mikezumi made it clear that she really did not approve of Gatorade3’s approach, but Corey785 found it even more confusing.

No no no, she doesn’t want to have a kid by the dog. She’d need to make it shag a goat for that!

Others like Brookesaywhatx, Dothesmustle, Creaky2005 (who to be honest is turning out to be a right po-faced rules nazi) were a lot less amused by Gatorade3’s nonsense post.

Funnily enough, no one pointed out that EA’s done the next worse thing with having wearwolves in the game that they can woo-hoo with.

 

Doggy style obviously on the cards there, although Dawdee much prefers pussy.

But if Jennygg is to be believed, someone’s already done it!

 

Even her signature has a dog firing his load.

This… THIS is what happens when those people at EA don’t listen to Sharkloverplayer to have more romantic items in the games for our Simmies – Simmers go completely off the rails from unfulfiled desires!

First perving over SimGurus – and now this!