Viddie’s Vetting Her Vets To See Which Has The Superior Doggy Style

The ongoing saga of Vidkid20’s accident prone pup Roxie (for the uninitiated, she’s a Spaniel, which is the canine equivalent of living with a SWAT team in the house) continues over at Vidkid20’s Sim Lair, with Viddie deciding that she may have made a mistake and instead of getting James Herriot she got Dick Turpin – so time to get a second opinion.

Oi Viddie, stop perving over your new vet! And stop saying he’s ‘kind of young’, or you’ll have Hippiedippie and Mikezumi going in claiming ‘I’ve got a touch of my dog’s got kennel cough – I need immediate mouth to mouth resuscitation!’

Mind you, it’s pretty clear from this shameless gigolo’s antics on TV that he’s as interested in making his female clients as frisky as their pets.

Get a load of this!

‘My, it must be at least fifteen inches when fully standing!’

 

Of all the creatures he could have brought in on a programme section called Pet Questions,  it was a hen.

‘Hey, I thought I’d just plop this on your desk for you and the viewers at home to see! What a fine head there, eh?’

Yes, we get the subliminal message loud and clear, because bringing the male version on would have been a little too obvious, wouldn’t it?!