Dare You Enter The New EA Forum TWILIGHT NAPPY ZONE?! (Do-Do-Do-Do, Do-Do-Do-Do…)

On the New EA forum, there is a secret place where the unwary can fall in without warning.

It is a strange place where threads can be created which will not appear on the main forum, the new EA forum’s very own Bermuda Triangle.

In here all manner of strangeness lurks…

… such as Emma Watson wearing a nappy – okay, seriously Plopppo (we always did think a name like that was a bit suspect…) could you please take your weird fetishes so weakly denied elsewhere?

We might have known the old forum’s resident magic gnome pervy perv Rflong7/13 would manage to wind up here in this prospective den of iniquity:

Judging by Banzure’s avatar, it’s all clearly another of Dr Claw’s fiendish schemes to destroy the EA forum before the Simgurus get a chance to do it first – send for Penny and Brains (and oh Inspector Gadget can come along too for the laughs).

But there is an even stranger twist: Sincerbox has learned that according to EA Customer Services, the entire site everyone is posting on doesn’t exist!

Which begs the question, are GreenXen, LauriApp, Pandabearrox and the Demon Baby Vera Blake really only figments of our imaginations?

The truth is out there – beware!