Amphorae Sims Descends Into Darkness …

It’s the first symptoms of what we feared one day might happen …

… Amphorae’s on the slippery slope to cottagecore.

Before you know it, it’ll be checking for updates at Miss Patina and having afternoon tea and fairy cakes while watching Gilmore Girls boxsets (early stuff) or listening to Cocteau Twins Four-Calendar Café album.

 

Someone send her a Slayer/Slipknot/Nine Inch Nails/Some other Chugga Chugga Chugga chords rock sung by a Balrog album from Amazon before it’s too late and she starts thinking in an unguarded moment  ‘… actually, Sims 4 is quite nice in its pastely vanillarriness!’