The Royal Observatory Greenwich’s Idea Of Showing A Solar Eclipse

‘Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah with blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and perhaps blah blah blah blah blah blah blah …’

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SHOW THE FUCKING ECLIPSE WE CAN ALL SEE IN OUR BACK GARDENS RIGHT NOW, FUCK FACE!

 

P.S. Here’s ones we made earlier, one with a crappy smartphone, the other with a crappier tablet’s inbuilt camera.

But at least ours worked, unlike your million squillion telescopes and computer equipment which managed to record the sum total of eff all due to ‘technical difficulties’ (aren’t you supposed to like, erm, test them out hours before broadcast?)

Just sayin’ …