Misha The Glitterturder Proves The Old Adage Bumnuggets Gotta Bumnugget

Now before we get tore in here, perhaps we ought to make allowances.

Socialist vegan sociology graduate … yep, ticking all the ‘pretentious arsehole’ boxes, one of those fine graduates from the University of Bums On Seat with a degree in Fuckallogy preparing her for her top flight career in a McDonald’s Drive In whilst ticking off the years until the Student Loan debt is cancelled.

Oh, and will be ‘socialist’ until her first junior managerial post, whereupon it will be ‘the working class can kiss my arse’.

And you’ve got to love a self-styled ‘anti-fascist’. Yeah, remarkable how ‘brave’ people get when the entire British far right collapsed about five years ago, despite the best attempts of Hope Not Hate and Searchlight to claim otherwise.

(Small tip, spotty incels in MMORPG clans claiming to be nazis to be ‘edgy’ are not ‘evidence’ of a nazi terror group. They’re evidence of mass virginity. Just thought we’d mention it.)

This bumnugget has all the hallmarks of someone who gets all her ‘facts’ from what she last saw trending on social media, and lo and behold you don’t need to look far for the evidence when she comes up with a stunner like this:

   

There is nothing ‘Scottish style’ about fairy circles.

Most of them are follies, and they exist all over the British Isles as faux neolithic or celtic ‘historical sites’ from rich bastards wanting their own mini version of the Rollright Stones or Tynwald Hill.

For example the Table de Pion on Guernsey, which arose from outside fires in the same spot when cooking outside in the summer back in the pre-barbeque era and was tarted up by the landowner to make their landscape more ‘interesting’.

In the case of the one on the Isle of Skye, what was a stunning piece of natural beauty has been systematically ruined by tourists whose Brigadoon view of Scotland has been the bane of the Highlands since Queen Victoria.

Here’s what the area used to look like a few years ago:

This is what it looks like now:

That entire stone circle was created by Instagram wankers stealing stonework from mostly nearby walls (you know, for keeping livestock in) in order to ‘sex up’ a natural phenomena (to be concise, fairy circles are usually caused by a fungi in areas with a large rabbit population).

Despite the pleas (and threats) of local residents for people to stop doing it – they still big fat do it, because bumnuggets gotta bumnugget.

Which brings us full stone circle …