‘Private Live Drama Bunnies Leave Me Out …’

Eh, what’s up Doc?

Perhaps that should have read ‘What’s up, Working To Become a Doc?’ since Murfeel is working on her PhD ..

… but anyway, if you are wondering what someone is doing surrounded with what Father Jack would have called ‘hairy Japanese bastards!‘ (we never did get an explanation for that one), here’s the lowdown:

Before any of our fellow British Islanders point it out, ‘leverets’ refer to only hares over here, yeah, we know. They also call stoats ‘weasels’ over there, just bear with us. Considering Bugs Bunny got away with half a century of ‘hare/hair’ pun titles when he was a rabbit, just roll with it.

What gets us is the idea of a god that manages gay sex? Does it appear without warning to say in a booming bunny voice ‘You call that fist f**king?’ Also it wants a temple where they burn incense – wouldn’t it prefer poppers?

But anyway that puny Tu’er Shen will be no match for the Bunnyfly of Doom – coming soon …

If Tu’er Shen means the Leveret Spirit, would that mean for Grace Jones to start worshipping it, it would need to turn into 暖色系 Nuǎnsè xì, or ‘Warm Leveret’?

See the luscious grass
Covered in rabbit ass

Warm Leveret!

Hear the grunt and squeal
Smell the bunny sex appeal

Warm Leveret!

Warm Leveret melts
On your burning flesh
Popped in the oven
Then onto a dish

Warm Leveret!

On Peter Rabbit’s nose a little fly
Benjamin Bunny and the Flopsies between each thigh
Making love before they die
Made by Mr McGregor into a pie

Warm Leveret!

 

Can We Just Say …

… Scottish goalkeeping …