Aarin’s Hunting Of The Summer Snark

Very nice summation by Aarin of EA’s ‘committment’ to whatever fashionable ‘endangered species’ they’re pretending to care about this week:

But … but … but they made sure when they hired them that they all have black friends!  Doesn’t that count?

 

Still, it will keep the Glitterturd bumnuggets clapping their hands like seals honking for fish and praising EA’s ‘inclusiveness’ – fools are so easily pleased.

If there’s one thing we have in common with the Great Knit, it’s cynicism to brittle ideological political correctness to the extent of overriding basic common sense …

… such as ‘well okay, you’re dying of Alzheimers, but that’s no excuse for not using the right bloody pronouns you racist nazi bastards!’

But let’s get back to the EA hating:

She might at least have told us the consequences of the finding – preferably graphically.

Onto more worldly matters.

Americans self flagellate over the Confederacy because faking remorse over a four year civil war over an unsustainable economically bankrupt statelet run from the clown tent (had the South won, the worldwide economic boycott of all American cotton resultant would have sank it within twelve months tops) is much easier than … hmmm … let’s see … how about the previous two hundred and fifty four years of slavery, the near extermination of the native Americans, running one of the most brutal empires in world history ***cough*** The Phillipines, Haiti, pre-Castro Cuba ***splutter *** so-called ‘client states’ in Central and South America, Asia and the Middle East; and our all time favourite, presenting everyone else who bothered fighting World War Two before America faced up to its global responsibilities with a motherfucking BILL after it had already made billions of dollars of profit out of it (a mere $25 billion before you ask, and that’s after the $2 billion taken off for the costs of developing and building the first three atomic bombs)

And oh, by the way, part payment of that was the complete destruction of the economies of all of Britain and France’s former Caribbean colonies because they were competitors to American ‘interests’ in good old Guatamala, the original ‘banana republic’.

Oh and the massive aiding of various ‘freedom fighters’ (ie. gangsters) such as UNITA in Angola who took hostages from villages to force people to fight for them, then telling the UN to ban the South African mercenaries (mostly black) hired by the internationally recognised government (the MPLA – who were Marxist) to successfully kick them out.

Black Lives Matter, eh? Pass the sick bag!

Dealing with stuff from hundreds of years ago means you’ve no time for the global shitshow as consumers and voters you’re responsible for instigating today. It’s the American Way. Ignore the here and now. Concentrate on piffle and faff.

 

Hey, why not? It worked out well for the Papal States after all when Garibaldi and the gang were taking them apart to create Italy, old Pio Nono concentrated on arguing how many angels could dance on the head of a pin … speaking of which …

Because when Canada like the UK began putting in the provisions for state funded education, it was easier to buy up the schools started by the churches into the system. The wussy Anglicans/Presbyterians let the state walk all over them, as ‘established’ churches (or ones that are ‘established’ even when pretending they’re not) are always the state’s bitch.

The Catholics played hard ball over allowing their schools to become ‘state’ controlled, which meant they got to largely call the plays on what went on inside them, and the state agreed in order to prevent there being competition.

(Which was a major reason for all those paedo priests and psycho nuns ‘issues’ later …)

Yes they can – cats have a very sweet tooth,  which is why antifreeze is so dangerous to them.

Actually, cats will eat anything they see humans eat. Including watermelon.

Oh plumbobs, especially water melon …

That and your whole Fu Manchu schtick.

 

Best stick to nice safe subjects, such as Aarin’s all time favourite …

One of the great mysteries of the British high street is the bra section of Marks and Spencers, which will always include at the front of the section titpants of the most unfeasably gigantic PoppySims sizes. Is this some sort of marketing trick, subliminally programming customers with the notion ‘M&S customers have the biggest tits.’

Or are M&S selling weapons of mass destruction sotto voce, and it’s all one big cover for delivery systems for some sort of slingshot mechanism that throws cannonball style projectiles or bouncing bombs?

The other is why are their bra sections so often positioned next to the escalators?

Never let it be said we in the Simming community don’t keep abreast of the major issues.

 

Anyway, for those of you who still haven’t spotted or got yourselves into the habit again of regularly checking her Sims 3 Dumblr. she’s got some more groovy little f**kers for your space premium lots:

A one tile chemistry lab, a one tile workbench and white teaching boards you can affix to walls.

Luuuuuuuuuuuuv the red stilettos, Aarin – really going for that middle aged school teacher turning on the smexxxy to prove she can still cut the mustard with all the hawt young bimbos in the room vibe there!

(You know, the ones that cry every time the video for Bonnie Tyler’s ‘Total Eclipse Of The Heart’ appears on telly because it’s their autobiography … that’s life folks, you’ve gotta play the cards you’re dealt with and accept not everyone’s gonna age into a Mikezumi …)

She’s also – with supreme irony – uploaded some paintings:

‘Kings of the Wild Frontier’? Is this because she believes beneath the white there is a red skin suffering from centuries of taming?