Screw Sauron’s Ring Of Power, When You Can Have The One Computer To Pwn Them All

Over on Marta’s Sim Book:

Marta about to have a Lady Galadriel moment in three … two … one …

‘Now instead of a TOASTER I shall have a MATRIX!

Faster than a microwave oven!

All Simming possibilities past, present and yet to be shall be mine!

ALL SHALL LOVE ME, AND DESPAIR!’

(You’re reading the above in that wonky voice, aren’t you?)