Robot Racism And Philosophising With Aarin

Meh! That’s five years ago, Aarin, with TayTweets and Microsoft’s latest ‘it seemed like a good idea at the time …’

You’d still have to go a long way to beat the robot racism in Doctor Who. Anyway, didn’t Humans corner the market in being racist to robots?

Perhaps this is why The Great Knit turned instead to philosophising:

Imagine forgetting the bacon – tsk!

(Incidentally, there’s nothing worse than being directly behind someone that’s eaten an egg and cheese sandwich half an hour later …)

She did better later with the following:

Very Electric Light Orchestra, Aarin.

Of course, the only trouble with that theorem is what happens if you’re Sacramento’s most infamous resident (no, not Switch-Cloverstardropper … yet!) Karen Greenlee, whereupon having nothing separating you from a corpse is your dream!

 

So that’s why Jazz-Hands was in shades of battleship grey – another of life’s mysteries solved.

That’s not a Praying Mantis or Black Widow cult – that’s a Mormon Cannibal Cult (see the Donner Party and Moroni the Nephite for details).

Best stick to safer things, such as suing Jeff Bezos for stealing your ideas.

You may laugh, but is it really a coincidence that every space rocket looks like a giant dildo? Or for that matter the front of a Star Wars X-Wing fighter looks like penile glands?

Bowling is an essential part of the Sims 3 experience and therefore good. The other half however sucks to Olympic Gold level at real life bowls – they bowl the bowls, but the bowls don’t bowl, they simply skid along the floor in the direction of the pins without actually ever rolling for some reason.

Oh, and they call them skittles, which makes everyone point and laugh.

We still get them in this country, called Aeros and Wispas – charge people double the price for getting fifty to seventy five percent less chocolate. To say nothing of the remarkable array of Mr Kipling Oxygen Tarts, with a hint of apple at the bottom or some other filling which the box containing them gave the impression they’re actually full of …

In the meantime, a flirtation with the now serviceless Nintendo 3DS brought a final philosophical lesson on which we can all agree on …

‘The moral here is never get off the Sims 3 boat.’

 

You’ve Been LOLSimmed – Part 109

And in a packed programme tonight, we have:

Doodlydoofus (EA Forum) [2], Imdragonit (EA Forum) [1], Mikezumi (EA Forum) [24] and TinySpaceFox (EA Forum) [5].

Enjoy!