iHelen Spikes Our Interest (Send For The Scoobies!)

Posted in Uncategorized on July 29, 2014 by themaresnest

lorens spikes our interest

iHelen has been making blatant eye candy for Caspin, Hippiedippie and Mikezumi to perv off to well crafted male Simmies for your Sims 3 game for some time now, but we had to smile at the following one she made called Lorens.

You thinking what we’re thinking was her inspiration?

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We’ll stake our reputation on it!

wiggle tongue   wiggle tongue

(Oh by the way, if you want to download it, here’s where to go)

FriendlyOne20 Sums Up Monday On The EA Forum

Posted in Uncategorized on July 29, 2014 by themaresnest

friendlyone20 sums up monday on the ea forum

And if the bumnuggets concerned are reading here tonight hoping to get a big old acknowledgement here on the Mare’s Nest of their handiwork – have yourselves an early April f**king Fool, arsebuckets!

thatsit  thatsit

Anthono’s Shitty Post

Posted in Uncategorized on July 29, 2014 by themaresnest

anthono's gross post

Not funny.

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Grant Rodiek Admits How Close Sim 4 Is To Going Tits Up

Posted in Uncategorized on July 29, 2014 by themaresnest

grant rodiek shows how close sims 4 was to going tits up

So you admit you spend a large proportion of your job talking pish?

Good to get that cleared up. But please, continue.

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shakehead    point

That isn’t amusing, that is downright embarrassing.

You are meant to be senior game designers, and the idea of putting the correct flags in the game so breast feeding could only be done by a female parent (no matter how big the other parent’s man boobs were) never initially crossed your minds?

That is a schoolchild’s computing class error. How much pre-programming planning did you bumnuggets actually do?

Or was it simply a matter of peeling off the yoghurt pot lids and chewing gum from the Olympus code sheets and seeing how it went – and if you don’t spot all the bugs in time, the attitude is ‘never mind there’s always our customers to pay for the privilege of beta testing for us all over again, gigglesnort!’

By the way, what if the parents are both lesbians that adopted and wish to ‘wet nurse’ (and doubtless Jasumi will be begging for mods to allow both sexes to breastfeed so he can have the perfect hermaphrodite freakshow he/she/it has always dreamed of.)?

Or is that something else the modders will need to sort for you?

You know, the same way Granthes aka The Prof (he of CC Magic fame) was able to provide in a matter of days all those recolour options for players in CAS you said ‘couldn’t be done’?

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whistling mares nest version  whistling mares nest version

A game that needs to be modded before it’s even available – how reassuring EA!

***NEWSFLASH!*** Innuendo19 Permabanned YET AGAIN From The EA Forum

Posted in Uncategorized on July 28, 2014 by themaresnest

innuendo19 is banned yet again

Parting is such sweet bloody brilliant!

manul says bwahahahahah

Innuendo19’s Claims To Have Committed Suicide (Only To Make One Fatal Error…)

Posted in Uncategorized on July 28, 2014 by themaresnest

Readers of the EA forum’s Sims 4 section thought they’d had enough shenanigans yesterday to last a lifetime.

However this morning at ten past eight, Innuendo19 (under his StoreAccount alias) sunk to one of his many new lows.

innuendo19 claiming suicide yeah sure

Sleeping_smiley  Sleeping_smiley

Oh sure he did.

‘I told his boyfriend but didn’t know how to tell our parents.’

Hmmm, something like ‘Daaaaad. Mark won’t give me the remote control for the TV because he’s got rigor mortis’ ?

Right from the start, the displays of grief at the news were underwhelming.

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Not least of all because as EmmaJeannie pointed out, the Facebook page did not exist – there is not even an archived version that it ever existed on Google:

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To no one’s surprise, Innuendo19 – whoops, sorry, Innuendo19’s ‘sister’ – took the bait.

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AngelaMelvin1986 and Sam123 were having none of it:

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Innuendo19 decided to start a second thread with the same title, with JulesP10 taking the first swat:

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Matters became a little heated with Sims201271 threatening to bring the police in on Innuendo19’s tastelessness (they wouldn’t care less, by the way) whilst Lucyvp86 made a prediction of Biblical proportions:

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You say he’ll rise again on the third day? Jesus Christ!

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Lucyvp86 was a little more caustic moments earlier, pointing out this was the single point of no return when even the biggest troll worshippers of the EA forum can find no more excuses for this pathetic oxygen thief’s antics that could have caused distress to forum members unfamiliar with his history for lying dawn to dusk.

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One crumb of comfort – it’s nice to see Sereniticat posting after what’s seemed like an age since we last saw her.

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But if anyone was in any doubt Innuendo19 was carrying out this sick stunt, guess what happened?

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Yes, he began erasing the contentious thread title and re-editing posts in order to hide the evidence before the mods arrived, a standard Innuendo19 trolling tactic.

Time those at EA got their finger out and not merely banned Innuendo19’s latest trolling account, but sent a memo out to ban this pathetic excuse for a man from all their forums.

Keika’s Modding Suggestion Really Takes The Cake As Chase Becomes Hannibal Taffer

Posted in Uncategorized on July 27, 2014 by themaresnest

Over at Boolprop Fight The Addiction False, Keika’s come up with an interesting idea for a Woohoo mod.

Taffer Keika's Modding Suggestion Really Takes The Cake

yewot  smiley-shocked032

This would lead to some interesting divorce cases in Simmie courts.

Reason for divorce: multiple affairs with other men that has led to pregnancy by either Mr Kipling or the Pilsbury doughboy.

Muffinsgirl14 approves – although with a name like that, you have to wonder whether she has an ulterior motive.

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After all, we have plant Sims and Berry Sweet Simmies, is this the year of the Muffinsimmies?

Mia Moonstar thinks it makes sense:

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But Ally (ARubberDucky15) and Steph decided that baby paint was more the natural order than baby paste:

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In any case, it all brought back some traumatic memories for Chase and Thai (TaintedColours):

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ShannyJ however is not one to throw out the baby with the bath water when they can stick the baby on the barbeque instead – it’s a Sims 2 thing!

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smiley-shocked032  scared

Chase’s trauma however proved to be more one of equal opportunity. He’s like to cook all his Simmies. Perhaps it’s his inner Hannibal Lecter that brought out the philosopher in Sporks?

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‘I don’t know how “less morbid” you can make cannibalism, Chase.’

slaplol  smiley-lol

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You may well get the chance to vote on it come the year end, Thai!

ehwhat mare's nest version  ehwhat mare's nest version

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