Is MagnaSonic3000 The EA Forum’s New Psychopath

Posted in Uncategorized on December 19, 2014 by themaresnest

Judge for yourself.

Starts a thread about ‘random shenanigans’, but her idea of random seems to be more the sort that Hannibal Lecter would get up to…

magnaSonic3000 our new psychopath

‘Streaking in front of the school building, because hey, they’re gonna learn about it eventually. Setting fire to someone’s house and then fleeing to the safety of the forest so the cops don’t find you fleeing crispy corpses.’

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‘I’m doing the usual, piercing what to me looks like the hearts of Sims on a stick and roasting them on a fire.’

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This was just the warm up – albeit perhaps not the most appropriate phrase for the next piccy:

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But the really alarming part…

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… is wondering why she expected the chipmunk to be dead in the first place?

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Feature Creatures

Posted in Uncategorized on December 18, 2014 by themaresnest

Somehow we’re not surprised in the slightest this came up:

that bastard feature folder.

Anyone else noticed recently that their Featured folder has been rather aggressive of late?

You know, you scrubbed it, you took away the permissions, yet somehow the bloody thing has ‘reset’ itself so you’re getting all that shit all over again?

Anyone else notice it happened after the last muthafucking Origins update?

The one that is meant to have nothing to do with altering your actual games?

that bastard feature folder 1

Nah, we’re both just paranoid Dreamerz17, aren’t we?

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The strange thing is Lisamwitt, we’d turned off the internet connection option in the game and thought that would be enough. Silly, trusting us, eh? How convenient that every update it should reset itself so EA gets the chance to do one quick nosey before getting blocked again.

EA – treating its customers like they’re our pimp and we’re their bitches, and then wondering why we’d sooner spend our money with other gaming firms.

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‘These Are A Few Of FriendlyOne20’s Weird Things…’

Posted in Uncategorized on December 17, 2014 by themaresnest

It’s been good to see FriendlyOne20 being that bit more active on the EA forum lately, being one of those always good for starting and keeping threads going.

friendlyone20's weird things

The ketchup worm?

yewot  dizzy

Cauliflowers was foolish enough to attempt to take on the reigning Upstart Of The Year and Biggest Loony, the end result never being in doubt:

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Simpkin’s was quite conventional, but Jcp011c2’s made us wonder if his aunt is Jasumi?

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As for Joey2Eyeball…

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Silly boy!

Everyone knows the US government kept zombies in bases in UK cities, so if any of them escaped nobody would notice.

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The Postman Always Pervs Twice

Posted in Uncategorized on December 17, 2014 by themaresnest

the postman always pervs twice

Whoever knew that voyeurism was such a persistant problem in Sims 3?

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Never mind encouraging them, Jessa_Dakkar!

Poor Mw1525’s even got the pizza boy trying to get himself a pizza of her action

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Simlover24’s creepy troubles however were only starting:

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Hmmmm… your Simmies’ garden, Simlover24. It wouldn’t have to have a Yewtree in it by any chance?

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Meeoun Loves The EA Forum

Posted in Uncategorized on December 17, 2014 by themaresnest

meeoun loves the ea forum

Who says that it’s too late to become a new addict to the nonsense world of the officials?

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We’ll have none of that sort of defeatist talk EasyToRead, you bloody Marxist!

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And we’ll have none of that other sort of defeatism either, Kremesch73!

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Alright DrewRowland, we’ll give you that one – pulling your own pubic hair out with pliars whilst watching paint dry is more entertaining that Sims 4.

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Meeoun added her own philosophical slant to matters from her own albeit limited experience – although she’s been a lurker for far longer.

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The forum’s are always what you make of them – and what to make of them sometimes is anyone’s guess.

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‘Something about Sims players has always been a tad more engaging than other forum posters.’

Which, dear Smooch, is what brought us to here, five years ago…

whistling mares nest version  wiggle tongue

That’s Not The Real ‘That Awkward Moment’, Rednenemon…

Posted in Uncategorized on December 16, 2014 by themaresnest

rednenemon's terrifying avatar

That awkward moment when Rednenemon’s new avatar makes us shit bricks!

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Repetition, Repetition, Repetition

Posted in Uncategorized on December 16, 2014 by themaresnest

We could forgive Sims 3 Updates posting the same piece of custom content twice, especially as some chancers will fraudulently submit it to them once again months later as ‘new’.

When however it’s the very next day…

repetition repetition repetition

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facepalmhy2  point

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