Rflong7/13′s Bizarre New Plumbob Fetish

Posted in Uncategorized on November 20, 2014 by themaresnest

Seriously Rflong7/13′s we need to talk

As Jix2993 would have said, this is getting out of hand:

rflong713's new fetish

yewot  smiley-shocked032

First it was magical gnomes, and now this?

Don’t you know that it is rather unwholesome for a lady to show herself to be so obsessed in public with plumbobs, fantasising over them being all shapes and sizes with all manner of adornments?

wag_finger  wag_finger

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And to paraphrase a certain fine upstander of EA forum morality from the past, you really need to stop obsessing over your plumbob’s boobs!

disgusting that's what it is

Sims 4 Not Catching TheBearQueen’s Fire

Posted in Uncategorized on November 20, 2014 by themaresnest

Another day, another whale of fail:

Sims 4 Not Catching TheBearQueen's Fire

Spontaneous recombustion – is this part of their ‘weirder stories’?

shakehead  facepalmhy2

But as Munchie885 said, so much for the smarter Simmies part:

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We’d have been impressed by EasyToRead’s summary, had it not been recycled from Sims 3.

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And according to Writin_Reg, she’s lost more Simmies to fires in Sims 3 than in any other version:

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Erm, testingcheatsenabled true/moveobjects on and move the Simmie away manually anyone?

It’s atypical of EA that they create a fix adding something else into the mix (sprinklers), rather than fixing it properly in the first place (correcting the coding so Simmies don’t simply stand around wanting to be fried). As Writin_Reg is admitting, she has her Simmies doing the same cure that worked in Sims 3 (sending them to the showers – erm, that wasn’t supposed to sound that sinister!) – hardly progress, is it?

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As MsPhy said, what’s the point of a sprinkler system which only goes off when objects are on fire but let’s Simmies burn happily away? Stupid, EA, stupid. Like CrackFox, we wonder why they didn’t tone down the fire risks if they were getting rid of fire fighters in the first place.

Of course, there is the ‘extinguish self’ option – getting it to work however…. which is where we came in.

whistling mares nest version  whistling mares nest version

It’s Bookygirl’s Double Bill After Four Effing Months (You C**ts!)

Posted in Uncategorized on November 19, 2014 by themaresnest

We’ve been worried about Bookygirl – the secret love child of Muttley Macc Lad and Emma Roberts – disappearing off the radar ever since the Lupus word came up – but she’s reappeared, so big sighs of relief all round.

four effing months later

As expected, she’s not exactly been having multiple orgasms over Sims 4despite being one of the early enthusiasts – as she says that they are trying to add features to the game by patching them in reeks of floundering amateurs who couldn’t run a bath.

Speaking of saves:

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A few hours later however…

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At least she didn’t ask us to suck her clit this time!

Elsewhere, she’s still feeling sicky-poos, but is still hitting the grades at school regardless.

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How reassuring to learn that the medicine meant to cure her was killing her in other ways! No wonder alternative medicine has made a comeback.

And now for potential Quote of the Year time:

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‘I just have to make the time to sit down and fill out those f**king forms. I’m going to be applying to Bachelor of Fine Arts…’

slaplol  yewot

You’ll either find the juxtaposition funny like us or you won’t.

Another Satisfied Sims 4 Customer

Posted in Uncategorized on November 19, 2014 by themaresnest

another satisfied sims 4 customer

Bet Ambrown can’t wait for the first expansion!

whistling mares nest version  banghead

MWDonahue Not Tickling Cauliflowers’ Ivories

Posted in Uncategorized on November 18, 2014 by themaresnest

The EA forum’s off-topic section has MWDonahue wanting to demonstrate his inner Liberace.

cauliflower not having her ivories tickled

Oh go on, you know you want everyone to hear it…

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Whilst there were some ready to give the obligatory ‘great stuff’, etc, etc; Cauliflowers decided to go a little more leftfield…

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MWDonahue posts up one minute forty one seconds of piano playing… and you want to comment on the lamp?

yewot  dizzy

Chocs Away!

Posted in Uncategorized on November 18, 2014 by themaresnest

Over on the EA forum, the Demon Baby’s eyeing up the granny of all Christmas’ crises:

chocs away

everybody_panic

John_Citron knew a lemon when he saw one:

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And we share Sue_D_Nim’s reaction to BobTheLlama’s suggested alternative:

chocs away2

shakehead  puke

That Awkward Moment When Colton147 Really Wished He Hadn’t Started That Thread!

Posted in Uncategorized on November 17, 2014 by themaresnest

This was always destined to end in tears – trying to copy the ‘That Awkward Moment When…’ thread from the EA forum’s Sims 3 section into the Sims 4 one.

You know what they say, if you don’t want the opposition to score, don’t give them an open goal!

oh dear colton147

Munchie885 wasn’t the only attack:

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The following one deserves mention:

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Shouldn’t this be ‘That awkward moment when you realise after the SimCity fiasco you really ought to have known better before rushing to buy Sims 4‘?

whistling mares nest version wiggle tongue

Never mind. There was one original goodie from Cauliflowers:

oh dear colton147 4

scratchhead  dizzy

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