Billie’s Bumnuggetry Backfires As Angry Sim Secret Commenters Let Rip (And Let Slip!)

If ever there was a worked example of ‘be careful what you wish for, you may just get it,’ it’s little Billie Bumnugget’s quest for fame, as the groans from earlier in the week at Sim Secret at her appointment proved prophetic.

(‘”Her”? Wait a minute Mares, did you just say “her”?’ We’ll come to that later …)

But what was interesting was how many were willing to come right out beyond the usual Sim Secret anonymity to make quite clear their disgust with Simnostalgia/BillieSims/MyOnline-PityParty, etc. behaviour.

Not only Shadow_Sims, but much to our shock – yet oh how we enjoyed how much it was paining the evil little shit to come out and admit all this! – all round bad little bastard Infragreen aka Aaantares aka Trip_Says_Hello aka TripStaysNoided, etc. wasn’t happy with what just happened.

Of course, we know why she was putting the ‘Don’t read The Mare’s Nest ‘ line – so long as any Sim Secret readers don’t decide to come poking around our little neck of the woods, they don’t get to know what a treacherous little shit she is – as you all know, we have a somewhat extensive file of her activities and other proclavities in the Simming community.

As we’ve noticed this week, it appears BillieSims little meltdown with links to us hasn’t quite worked out as planned, as Sim Secret readers, somewhat bored with what’s passed for ‘entertainment’ this week, decided they may as well see if the evil Mares were quite the devils incarnate as painted … and discovered that a place backing up its claims with extensive proof was far more entertaining that hearsay and conjecture written in textspeak. Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose …

Meanwhile, Mustluvcatz – grieving over her dead mother and what was left of her world in general falling apart – was still being tormented on Sim Secret ‘s comments, and still those in charge were doing absolutely nothing.

If there was ever an uncomfortable moment for even the most callous Sim Secret regular, what has been happening to Mod The Sims moderator and posting regular Mustluvcatz on their own patch has proved over the last few days to be their very own Sansón Carrasco moment.

Those commentors not so revealing in name, meanwhile, proved to be a lot more revealing in their fury at what had come to pass, with Drama Sim Secret suddenly coming awake again:

Yes, well, as it happens, there were claims that Prah2010 was someone else who like BillieSims was living a big fat lie … but we’ll come to that. Let’s deal with the fallout of one of BillieSims’s more obvious lies … well, more obvious to Mare’s Nest readers, but other less enlightened sections of the Simming world are now discovering they’re a lot of catching up to do …

 

But, fair play, so have we and the rest of us, because it turns out little Billie’s litany of lies is enough to ice a thousand cakes.

Including, it turns out doing a Lipgloss and faking her sexuality and gender.

 

So let’s get this right … the disgruntled members of Sim Secret are saying little BillieBumnugget went around pretending to be a gay man out of the blue for ‘street cred’, which didn’t stop her from becoming some skanky male DJ’s very heterosexual fuckrag, busting a marriage in the process. Much as it takes two to tango where adultery’s concerned, she really has some backstory for being a vile lying piece of work.

But get a load of this:

‘They also planned a bunch of raids on other Sims discords, wanting to take them down and be the only good Simserver. Also they planned to frame all the SimGurus for having a piss fetish.’

 

So BillieSims (whom the claim is also happens to be Billielith) planned to go and wreck other’s discords.

You know our feelings on the matter of those who set out to wreck, harass and take down fellow Simmers websites or encourage others to do so because they think they’re ‘lame’, have ideological disagreements, or whatever other excuse they come up with for being scum. If you can’t agree to disagree, you don’t belong in the Simming community. As for those who want to destroy other sites thinking it will make them ‘top dog’ if they’re all that’s left … grow the f**k up.

As for trying to frame the Simgurus … we doubt if this sad case could frame a photo. Ludicrous as such a ‘plan’ is, clearly it is this sad sack of shit’s attempt to emulate a certain infamous moment of Mare’s Nest history that’s made us personae non gratae with EA ever since (wot a shame!) … the difference being ours all actually happened, and all the documentation is up for all the world still to see. Otherwise Charlieboy and EA would have been well within their rights to sue the arses off us – something the Montreal trainwreck doesn’t appear to have considered.

Not that she doesn’t have a few weird interests of her own …  well, okay, on top of all the others.

You mean apart from the feet she keeps sticking in her mouth?

The rest of the readers were content merely to make their feelings known how much Billie Bumnugget has already blown it with them.

Indeed, last poster, but wasn’t it the case they acted as they did because the drama going on back stage had become better than the show? Wethinks events this week should have proven beyond any reasonable doubt that time has proven Ria-NikNak right, especially considering her way all but destroyed the pretender Drama Sim Secret – who won’t be able to believe their luck at this week’s turn of events (not that we reckon it’ll save them, even with Billie Bumnugget’s little ‘turns’.

But who is this Billielith anyway? Even those on Sim Secret were scratching their heads. Time for a brief summary:

They follow a familiar pattern of being someone that used to produce custom content back in the Sims 2 era, but moped about never getting the ‘respect’ they thought they deserved.

They are also members on the perverts and paedo apologist favourite website, Mod The Sims, in two different anti-Sims 3 groups, owing to the fact they couldn’t hack it in the Sims 3 community. Well, where else does whine come from, but sour grapes?

She also turns up on DeviantArt, where she confirms herself as a furry weirdo …

… which explains a lot about why she’s got a chip on her shoulder with us. We’ve never hidden our distaste for ‘furries’, and if that pisses anyone off, tough.

She’s also (techically) on …

You Tube (where she describes her zero content channel pretentiously as ‘the eclectism of an Arsenic Pudding’ – the undergradute pretensions of a talentless pudding would be nearer the mark …), and on Etsy trying to sell her half-arsed crap which as you can see has generated her such a huge following for her wares …

Which may explain her bitterness towards another’s art on her Discord as mentioned earlier. Those who can do, do, those who can’t, bitch.

She also used to have a website called Lith Designs, which went kaput over a lack of trade, despite attempting to plug it everywhere she went …

… from the Boba Fett fan club (suppose we should be grateful it wasn’t the Boba Fetish fan club in her case …)

… to the A Lonely Life forum where able bodied basement dwellers circle-jerk their self-pity, ‘low self-esteem’, ‘depression’ and other ‘why doesn’t the world revolve around me?’ bumnuggetry instead of, erm, stepping away from their computer and doing something about it as people have done in the thousands of years before computers were invented.

(And all of a sudden, her other alias and webshyte of MyOnline-PityParty makes sense …)

As her behaviour elsewhere has demonstrated, Billie Bumnugget’s problem was treating other people like toys to use and abuse, with predictable results.

What makes us cross is that it turns out she’s been another one pretending to be a gay man (yaoi fandom amongst dorks has a lot to answer for …) in order to act out online the very worst stereotype of one possible, that of the screaming immature drama queen – something we’ve consistantly criticised her for being … and now everything about her over-the-top behaviour falls into place.

That it turns out she was someone pretending to be a gay man for kicks ought to be the point some of the Simming world’s ‘right on’ brigade – especially the ‘gay rights’ flag wavers – start putting their rhetoric into action and making it clear this sort of behaviour by little shits like her is not on.

This is beyond the tortuous fetishisation of gays, ‘one semester lesbians‘ or other bullshit the LBGTQ+ etc. side of society has to put up with from tabloid mindset morons treating them as some latter day version of Sir Francis Dashwood’s Hellfire Club they can experiment with. People like BillieLith are a liability.

Don’t blame us for this farrago, folks. As far as ‘extra hits’ go, we couldn’t care a stuff – unlike sad life losers like Billie Bumnugget, ‘hobby fame’ has never been our goal, as demonstrated when we committed so-called ‘blog suicide’ by not going over to the Glitterturd. Others are welcome to it.

We still love Sims 3 and those playing it – that’s our motive for keeping on trucking and always will be, and as the ‘light home’ for those lost souls of Simming past. Those who can’t accept that and want a return to the so-called ‘good old days’ of petty feuds and drama drivel, it’s not our problem you’re such crashing bores.

We’ve had over three million hits, and we’d trade them all tomorrow gladly for the return of a hale and hearty PollySim, Zhivankarst, JessamineDiane, etc. back into Sims 3 ranks … we’d say Aarin, but we already got that this year (and she’s made it worth the wait in just two months flat …)

Heck, we’d even be happy if MadameLee became a Sims 3 Simmer again … just.

 

Actually, this week’s events must represent something of a disaster for her – she’s no longer the biggest Simming Trainwreck in Montreal, and will now have to considerably up her game … is there something in the air about that city that makes it turn out so many industrial strength headcases?

P.S. The other half’s just emailed the following question:

‘If Billie is now a transman or a gay man or whatever, why the f**k are they posting product reviews on a fitness and nutrition website for women eleven days ago? Proof enclosed.’

Buggered if we know – maybe in the strange circles she moves in, she change sex, gender, orientation and species according to the phases of the moon and rolling three twenty sided Dungeons and Dragons dice?

 

P.P.S. This is damning indeed, so we thought we’d include it in here.

Which translated from the French comes out as:

So it turns out Billielith aka SimNostalgia aka MyOnline-PityParty aka Arsenic Queen aka Cin Vhetin, etc. is in fact a embittered forty four year old who got pregnant at the ripe old age of seventeen or eighteen.

‘To feel like a woman, beautiful and loved,’ yes Billie, suppose you would yearn for that Shania Twain lyric type bumnuggetry after letting yourself be someone’s good time fuckrag and been left with the consequences, not least of all having to accept some responsibilities when you wanted to carry on being irresponsible.

Aw, diddums, as Mcrashlee would have said.

Now your daughter’s all grown up but life’s passed you by, this has been you wanting to recapture your lost carefree ‘wild youth’ ever since, f**king over as many people as possible as catharsis for your own life being f**ked up under a thin veneer of ‘social justice rights’ by pretending to be the worst trans-man screaming stereotype imaginable in a gaming community.

You are more to be pitied than scolded – nothing more than an online cliché.

Aarin Finds An Illuminating Way To Happiness

Hail to the Chief!

Let’s face it, in comparison to almost every President of the United States since Carter she comes over as a moderate.

Must be all that Samurai training she’s been getting into of late:

Does this mean Monty Python And The Holy Grail’s Black Knight was a medieval samurai? We think we should be told!

For one chilling moment, we thought she was back on the evil mutant pumpkins growing bandwagon again.

That game would never work over here – such a game would have all us tea wops running to the toilet every five minutes.

Back on Simming matters …

A neon cock and balls doodle. Just what the game was missing all these years.

 

You can tell we’re in the shit timeline because this is the one shitty rap and beige bland karaoke soul acts have the collosal gall to call themselves R&B which once upon a time stood for Rhythm and Blues, of which they have neither.

Baby they’re not a firework …

So it’s not just over here you get the mysterious single bang of a skyward firework in the twilight hours at completely random intervals throughout the year.

As for making the San Francisco fire look like a child’s birthday cake, doesn’t most of North California succeed in doing that at least once a year without fail?

 

Pary’s Having A Touch Of Saturday Night Fever

Nice to see the World Explorer Down Under’s back posting again:

Hands up everyone seeing the above picture who instantly had the Bee Gees ‘Stayin’ Alive’ going through their head?

 

‘Jerry Takes A Pasting’

 

Solori’s Tapping Into Their Inner Shirley Bassey With The Biggest Asp Disaster In The World

Well it amused us!

Pity it wasn’t a black adder, since this proved to be like one of his cunning plans …

Oh, we doubt if he will be that disappointed.

After all … what guy is going to object to a girl grabbing and vigorously winking his long snake without prompting the moment she wakes up?

 

MustLuvCatz Tormented By Sim Secret Trolls For Twenty Three Hours About The Death Of Her Mother Because New Admin BillieLiar Was ‘Too Busy’

Oh dear – today was not an edifying day for those running Sim Secret  (yes, we know … just bear with us!)

Further to our post last Thursday about the MustLuvCatz saga, the business spilled over to the comments section of Sim Secret, and matters didn’t just get out of hand, but became about as vicious and reprehensible as we’ve saw in a long while.

Prompted by one of the ‘secrets’, MustLuvCatz posted in the comments the following bombshell:

That the first reply was so callous was a portend of what was to come:

  

Wow, just wow.

And just when we thought matters could not get any lower, even for Sim Secret  trolls, came this:

Congratulations, shit for brains. You managed to torment someone grieving over the recent death of their parent enough to make them blurt out the details of the name of the deceased and where her body is being held before funeral arrangements can be made (enough details for other trolls as sick as themselves to use to torment MustLuvCatz further with). You must be so proud of yourself.

 

If you’re going to accuse someone of faking a death, you’d better have some pretty bloody solid evidence to back up your claim first – something we’ve had to do twice  in the long history of this blog (in one case as you’ll remember having to wait patiently a full year for the proof to turn up before going to print). Otherwise you shut the f**k up if you have any basic decency as a human being.

But we digress.

MustLuvCatz unfortunate outburst came at 8.08am. It was not until 6.36pm that anyone at Sim Secret bothered to deal with it, despite protests from others.

Ten hours later, and you lot finally get your fingers out – never mind the fact this baiting of a grieving Simmer (and Sim Secret comments regular) had been going on since ten past seven the previous evening.

Seriously, people?

Now you really would have thought that after this, those running Sim Secret since the meltdown in March (which saw their doxxed Admin cutting and running) would have pulled themselves together and shown some decorum to reassure those still posting.

But no, instead what they got was an elongated spittle flecked rant from their new Admin about your Super Soaraway Mare’s Nest  and his fixation on being noticed by us because the sad little boy wants to be ‘hobby famous’ (well, we’d already guessed as much long before the ‘Mediafire’s going to delete all your files’ fiasco, as had most of Dumblr for that matter …)

You find it funny that you have just admitted you lied to your own tortuous Dumblr’s readership that we were running Sim Secret? And so why should they trust any further claims you make ever again when you clearly have no respect for them?

It gets better – he posted up a chatlog between him and the former incompetent bumnugget in charge of Sim Secret – Prah2010 – in which he admits he’s going to be ‘stirring the pot because I’m hilarious and I love drama.’ (well, the first and the last part were correct …)

‘Billie Fag Supreme’ … dude, seriously?

Those foolish enough to have ever been involved in a Discord or other chat with SimNostalgia/BillieSims will understandably be now rather worried he may just decide to ‘leak’ their private conversations after this, since he’s so easily ‘triggered’. Not a very emotionally stable or trustworthy chap, is he?

Now little BillieLiar has a range of tropes concerning us, part of his line where if you repeat a lie long enough people are certain to believe it (which in the real world falls to the ground), and perhaps at this juncture it’s long overdue putting them to bed – more for the benefit of the hapless Sim Secret devotees wanting to know just what sort of unstable manchild they now have in charge (although we reckon after today they’ll be in little doubt of this …)

First of all, this:

Leaving aside his usual half-truths, for the record, we have never called Clare Siobhan a whore – something BillieLiar has been claiming on his Dumblr and yellow posting on Drama Sim Secret and Sim Secret  for over a year now, and readers are more than welcome to check back the four posts we made mentioning her (albeit they concerned mostly her pathetic simps like Billie trying to get a slice of her ‘fame’ by white knighting her …) and see what we actually said, not what BillieLiar claims.

It says a lot about BillieLiar – and his attitude towards women in contrast to his rhetoric – that he has chosen to use that word to describe her whilst feigning to white knight her.

Now for the second.

Not as stupid as someone that’s been calling us Matthew for several years now in his desperate search for attention when neither of us is called that.

 

Now this one of Billie’s little fantasies we’ll admit we’ve always been absolutely stumped – unless he thinks we’re RubyTheConfuzzled’s Matthew aka Matz Reaper. Ruby was one of the more cloudcuckoo claims from arseturnips as to which EA forum members were behind the Mare’s Nest  back in 2009/10, the ‘proof’ being the time we’d devoted to this particular post. As we’ve said before, some Simmers excel in extrapolating all manner of conjecture from the most innocent of occasions …

But as we’ve said before, little Billie, prone to bouts of hysteria, does have this tendency to lapse into his own little fantasies, and our mentions of Ruby’s Simself over the last year may have further ‘convinced’ him one of us was Matz (despite being in Australia last time anyone in the Simming community knew!)

Poor Billie. Poor foolish mouse.

So BillieLiar, you had enough time today to create a spittle-flecked rant at us thinking in your own little mind you’d somehow put one over us (hate to break it to you, but we did say ‘even if those in charge of Sim Secret did ever lose their remaining marbles and allow him to moderate it …’ for a good reason – we knew your brittle ego would mean we’d just forced your hand to prove you’d been made a mod, and guessed you’d ruin it for yourself in the process! Not very bright, are you?)

You didn’t, however, have the time to stop the forum being overrun with gay/trans politics drivel once more – the very thing we warned readers would happen if you were  put in charge … and we quote: ‘he remains under the delusion that what Simmers want in Sims blogs, forums and Dumblrs is post after utterly tortuous post about the Heinz 57 variety of sexuality, gender, etc. the Twitterati have decided this week exist rather than posts about, erm, Simming’ … see what you walked into again?

(That is, if it wasn’t you posting it all in the first place …).

Far more seriously – you didn’t have the time (nor the rest of those supposedly moderating …) to stop a pretty well known and respected enough member of the Simming community, Mod The Sims moderator MustLuvCatz, from being tormented about her mother’s death and posting up self-doxxing details!

Even for a place as shitty as Sim Secret has been down the years, that’s one line that is never crossed – and you BillieSims, the new broom, just stood by and let it happen, despite the protests of other posters at someone being tormented over their parent’s death – until a full twenty three hours had passed … even then it was left to GothBellaGoth to clean it up!

The first reactions from the members alone to BillieLiar’s self indulgence shows exactly how they feel on events today, and equally show how much little Billie – happy as a sandboy that he’s ‘hobby famous’ at last as an Admin at Sim Secret – cares less. As far as he’s concerned, he’s finally king of his own little dungheap and can do what he likes – and those familiar with BillieLiar’s temper tantrums on his Discord, etc. will know what to expect from now on.

Sim Secret ‘s remaining loyal may now have found they’ve won the battle against Drama Sim Secret, only to lose the war over their LiveJournal site’s integrity. Good luck to them – they’re going to need it.

P.S. For those interested in the backlash to the above, plus proof that ‘trans-man’ BillieLiar is really just a bitter forty three year old mother, go here for the next part.

Aarin’s Planning For Town Halls And Transport Budgets …

Nothing worse than having your planned Soviet style town hall plans gazumped!

But still Aarin, it could be worse …

… you could have blown all that money you totalled up for all the release packs to date for the Glitterturd, rather than using it wisely to buy a new computer so you could return to the One True Game.

(Oh, and making lovely new custom content for us all …)

But would The Great Knit consider buying all those Glitterturdings worth a monkey?

For $500 you could probably buy the British railway network – and still have change left over for a sandwich and tea for the journey!

 

The Bore War Weeks Twenty Six And Seven

Week twenty six of the continuing fiasco saw Drama Sim Secret run up no posts once again and only three comments, one of which came from now alleged turncoat BillieLiar aka SimNostalgia who isn’t at all feeling bitter towards our coverage of the abject failure of Sim Secret‘s pretenders to their throne.

At least he’s not bothered!

 

One week later, and they finally got one whole post for the first time in three weeks:

Just a pity it also turned up at Sim Secret …

… along with nine others.

The most bizarre part of the last fortnight has been the claims last week made on Sim Secret ‘s comments section – where truth and facts so seldomly meet –

The trouble was, when someone actually asked Bipolarsimdisorder …

 

…. yet when this was pointed out, still they persisted with the bare faced lying!

If those in charge of Sim Secret really are wanting to clean up their act as claimed, allowing complete and utter bullshit like this to remain up unchallenged is not the way to achieve it, especially when it appears to be due to one person’s petty vendetta againts Pleasantsims, for the ‘crime’ of being in their view ugly and fat.

But anyway, scores on the doors, Delores?

BillieLiar Claims To Be Running Sim Secret … Two Months After Claiming WE Were Running Sim Secret!

And so little BillieLiar come up with a new story in his desperate bid for attention.

Oh, so now you are claiming that you run Sim Secret?

 

After cheerleading for the creation of Drama Sim Secret  after Sim Secret started erasing all those comments droning on and on and on about sexuality politics which was of interest only to you and that other evil little shit Infragreen/Trip? Bloody hell, even the Italians in world wars show more dignity when it comes to changing sides whenever they’re beaten!

Why the hell would those left running Sim Secret want to take on board a serial drama queen, with a history of stalking people he’s sexually attracted to, and who lied to the entire Simming community that Mediafire was going to purge all their files (the reappearence of Aarin this year – all her files up since 2009 still on Mediafire intact proving what we’d already been saying that it was complete bollocks) in order to get people to join his Archive, and despite his own attempts to self-plug it whilst pretending to be someone else.

As we’ve said before, anyone taking anything he claims at face value with his track record deserves to be suckered.

There was one place however where they’ll believe anything if the story is good, no matter how ludicrous or the complete lack of proof – only last week they believed two Glitterturders on Dumblr had a fistfight with one another in real life because someone claimed they had.

The strange thing is that the same message, with the same ‘My last comment got deleted so I’ll post it again’ also appeared minutes later over at the comment free Drama Sim Secret …

It’s pretty obvious that it was BillieLiar who made both of the posts, probably in another of his little fits of hysteria after making the claim on his Dumblr (you know, the one he’s claimed before was being run by a team which included ex-Sim Secret incompetent Prah2010 and various paedo-apologist Mod The Sims moderators …), and now felt he needed to invent ‘proof’ it was all true in much the same way persons unknown made the ludicrous fist fight claims the previous week.

One small fatal error of logic … if he was a moderator at Sim Secret, why would he allow one of his own comments to be deleted?

More to the point, why would Sim Secret delete one post stating Simnostalgia/BillieLiar was now in charge, but not this second one?

In short, because it was a lie. There was no earlier post deleted – as per usual with BillieLiar, this was more bullshit from him purely for dramatic effect.

So please forgive us if we feel cynical for now about said claims – especially since Sim Secret has been so diligently scrubbing all the sexuality politics comments since HelloHarlot’s takeover – the exact opposite of what BillieLiar wants, since he remains under the delusion that what Simmers want in Sims blogs, forums and Dumblrs is post after utterly tortuous post about the Heinz 57 variety of sexuality, gender, etc. the Twitterati have decided this week exist rather than posts about, erm, Simming – the sort of crap those with no human relationships at all offline – let alone romantic – tend to show a remarkable displacement towards to the detriment of just about everything else of interest to normal well adjusted folk.

(Oh, by the way, in case you had not noticed either, HelloHarlot’s avatar has always been that of a Sims 3 Simmie … BillieLiar’s Sims 2.)

More to the point, daft as those at Sim Secret are, having missed a bullet over the Ria/NikNak affair, they’d not commit suicide surely to plumbob by appointing a serial trainwreck of rock bottom reputation, just at the point they’d defeated the very pretender old BillieLiar had so openly backed. Logic people, logic …

Most damning of all, back in April – due to the enormous butthurt he was feeling as we gloated over Sim Secret ‘s continual trouncing of Drama Sim Secret  he and the other obxious little shits had put their shirts on – he claimed in sour grapes we were the ones who had now been put in charge of Sim Secret after HelloHarlot took over from the doxxed NikNak!

 

Yep, BillieLiar tried to claim we were running Sim Secret!

 

Note as well that in this poor, little BillieLiar claims we’ve gone from hating Sim Secret to loving it – whereas now (see the top of the page) he’s claiming since he started running it we’ve been slagging it off all the time! He can’t even keep the simplest of stories straight.

As for us trying to oust Ria/NikNak? When she was doing such a splendid job of humiliating Drama Sim Secret and all its sexual deviant incel backers like you, left crying into your crusty Waifu pillows at another of your grand schemes failing?

Oh Billie, Billie, poor foolish mouse!

Sim Secret of course couldn’t resist running with the claim in their very own ‘I’m Spartacus’ moment – you can’t blame them for once again playing to the foolishness:

Some however were less amused.

If Sim Secret is having issues with people spamming them with pictures or comments designed to try and get them in trouble with the Russkie mods of LiveJournal, they can simply do what they did before – and turn off the comments in punishment. As events we’ve documented have shown, they still end up getting far more posts than Drama Sim Secret  which is the bottom line as far as this whole Bore War between them is concerned.

The trouble with little BillieLiar the bad stereotype (‘ooo I’m gay, that means I have to be constantly immature, over-dramatic, hysterical and bitchy all the time, turning against people at random without warning and being a continual trainwreck, ‘cos it’s the rules! Alan Carr said so! ) is that he tells that many lies and makes up that many stories, he loses track of what he claims from one day to the next all too easily as he jumps from one self-created drama after another.

More to the point, with his proclavity for lying all the time, no one’s going to believe anything he claims after all this, even if those in charge of Sim Secret did ever lose their remaining marbles and allow him to moderate it – and if they were ever stupid enough to employ him, you can bet your life he’d be ‘outing’ them all one by one in order to drive them out and have control of the place all to himself – little BillieLiar can’t tolerate having two Hitlers in his bunker …

Taffer Turnip Proves To Be A Raven Maniac

It’s taken five years for us to find an excuse to use that pun again – so thank you to Boolprop Fight The Addiction False‘s resident Swede for providing it.

But surely ducks would be more appropriate that Corvids (although a nutcracker would be sweet …)?

Or maybe all those crows and ravens are a sign she’s making worlds using CAW?

 

Wot no Simming snacks inbetween ten hours? You must have needed at least something for the usual half hour it takes sodding Create A Sim’s Accessories section to load up!

 

But what does Cororon have in the box?

Our guesses are:

A Golden Pan of The New And Everlasting Covenant.

A year’s supply of Cladbridge Best Back Baconburgers.

A handblender, a packet of Figwit, baby oil, peanut butter spray.

Twenty Four Bottles Of Maltkärnkrig from the Nectaries of Dronningslund.

Towels. Lots of towels …

Two Golden Plumbobs … if the Taffers know what’s good for them!