Aarin Declares Her Sexuality For ‘Monetize Your Gays’ Month

We were determined not to mention the annual corporate farrago of Pride Month, when the world pretend to care a flying duck about it and the vacuous pretend to be it because gayness, bisexuality, transgenderism, etc. is fashionable and thus profitable …

… well, almost everywhere!

Bad enough as Titania McGrath pointed out the sheer hypocrisy of it all from corporations and nations:

 

Not that we in the west have much room to talk – although if ever there was an example of those too blind to see their own community being turned into a corporate sponsored freakshow for hetero dabblers voyeuring into how the ‘other half live’, this humbug every June encapsulates it.

Even worse the double standard of ‘gay rights’ groups who say zero about the above whilst merrily accusing others of ‘pinkwashing’ if the rest of their politics doesn’t suit their absurd ideological whims.

(And then complain when the not ideologically correct enough for them decide ‘why bother?’ trying to please a bunch of secular puritans – almost as big a crowd of pains in the arse as the religious ones!)

This isn’t merely a matter of such garbage as whatever shit RuPaul, Graham Norton, Alan Carr or whatever other screaming mincing stereotype is getting up to on the box forty years after the world said good riddance to Danny LaRue and Larry Grayson. Only a few years ago, people actually had to be gay or bisexual or transsexual, etc. to be, erm, gay or bisexual or transsexual. Now we have a reversal of the old ‘closet gay’ dilemma where ‘closet heteros’ are the menace.

You may laugh, but spare a thought for anyone going to a gay club now looking for someone who is actually gay – because the genuine article is fast becoming a rare bird indeed!

(Covid 19 restrictions allowing)

It used to be the case that hazard was only if you tried online dating, and discovered the hardway your date was really a sixteen year old girl who thought pretending to be one of the leather boys from Zieniet’s Underdog Motorcycle Club was ‘kewl’. Or that particular brand of complete bastard what Aurelio Voltaire called ‘One Semester Lesbian‘.

(Or was some s**t hoping to blackmail you).

But as the Wiccans, the green movement, etc. found out to their cost, there’s nothing quite so damaging to a counter-culture than it going mainstream with a vengence, so you can’t tell those who are ‘for real’ than those who are treating it as a fickle fashion.

Some would say the last few years have been an applied example of the old adage ‘beware of your heart’s desire, for you may just get it.’

But meh, Aarin made us do this!

So Aarin’s sexuality is the Five Star Nation of China post Republican 1912 revolution to complete twatting by the Empire of Japan period?

Rffft, tsh and piffle, we can do better than that!

We declare ourselves to be Legosexual!

Our flag has existed since 1949 – that’s thirty years before your smelly rainbow one, so you’re culturally appropriating us! We demand justice! We demand restitution! We demand huge sums of money for feigned butthurt in pursuit of the fast buck, for it is The American Way! We shall ov-er-cu-uuuum …

 

Not that it matters, not like we could sue Stonewall or anything for it – with it losing so many of its government and corporate contracts this month (you have to appreciate the irony) for being caught out once too often for being economical with the truth when it comes to their research and reports, it’s not like we’d be able to get much money out of them anyway!

Dammit, if only we’d thought up this one last year when they still had money …